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Doc Holliday

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Did Gentile really just call Youpiiii an A-hole :eek:

Lets turn the page and leave poor Youpii out of this, he lost his baseball team and frankly, lost any resemblance of a hockey team he had. Actually I found a pic of Youpii on an off night watching a habs road game this season, lets have a lookie shall we.... (oops,looks like another habs loss, Youpii, your the best!

Gauthier got fired before he had the chance to blame & fire Youppi!!!! LOL!!!!!!!!!! :lol:
 

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You forgot that the tradition started when a stupid a$$hole of a late NHL president thought that he was bigger than Maurice Richard.

BTW That's when it all started... ya know kicking the anglo-only speaking dimwits in the butt and out of Quebec.

They managed to flee in Toronto in the 80's since they were too chicken sh*t to learn a 2nd language (supposedly with all their wisdom and money:)) and ever since they have been investing major $$$$ in a team for which they are hoping it will some day... win a cup.

Bwahwahahaha... just fucking hilarious !

So now you know why we like to RIOT in Mtrl.

for Gentle
 

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Gauthier got fired before he had the chance to blame & fire Youppi!!!! LOL!!!!!!!!!! :lol:

Funny on how you two are getting dislexic !
It has to do with being so much frustrated for the LEAFS meltdown.
I mean with this top position in November you were so sure this year would be it.

This is exaclty what we saw happening between Burke and Cherry !
Totally frustrated and blaming everyone else but them about this total failure and fiasco !

So let me write it back for you 2nd graders " DON CHERRY " is the asshole !
The one who call himself an expert and keep thinking all the other ones don't know anything.

And frankly to think I give a hoot about Youpi... you have to be completely in a PPD state.

Guys.... guys ! a Mascott is for the kids !

Grown men doesn't believe in them !

Santa Claus is one in case you didn't found out yet ?

Get it ?

I mean you can always keep masturbing yourself over Gomez if you want to but... please consult before you start doing the same with Youpi !

Now this thread is about Habs suck ? Yep they do big time this year !

See ? this is a state we call 'realistic' !

Definition of Realistic :
Expressing an awareness of things as they really are.
 

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Having problems with your english ?
Do you want me to help you out ?
Is that it ?

Here's one for ya !
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/History_of_the_National_Hockey_League

Now scroll down to the 'since 1967'
SC : means Stanley cup !

Now since I assume you can count...
Find out which team won most cups since 1967.
You can always take a look at the blue line for the LEAFS but you won't see nothing sorry !

Here let me help you out (since I know that the calculator wasn't even invented since the Leafs's last cup)

Canadiens : 10 cups
Oilers : 5 cups
Red Wings : 4 cups
Islanders : 4 cups
Devils : 3 cups
Penguins : 3 cups
Bruins : 3 cups
Flyers : 2 cups
Avalanche : 2 cups
Rangers : 1 cup
Stars : 1 cup
Flames : 1 cup
Hurricanes : 1 cup
Lightning : 1 cup
Ducks : 1 cup
Black Hawks : 1 cup

So since it has been a long time that the Habs didn't win... and they made stupid mistakes like getting rid of Roy and Halak...
The admin just understood what the real experts were saying since which is : The Habs was a great franchise because of exceptional players (like these 2 for exemple).

This is what the Habs have been for so many years which is what we call 'Domination' of the NHL.

This is what they'll have to do and not just a so call 're-building' of the team.
They have to change their looser mentality that they picked up since the Roy affair in 'only wanting to do the playoffs'.

They have to come back to consistent hockey and consistent yearning in 'wanting to win the cup' which is what the Wings are doing still and maybe the Bruins are on track to do also.

This is what Geoff Molson said and he better deliver now or he'll have a f*cking riot next year if things don't start to change.

We are not like TO who likes to see their team in the gutter year after year and blaming others while keeping on doing the same mistakes over and over again.
We want blood when we have this sort of a season and we want it now !

For this is hockey ! not curling !
In case you didn't notice all these years !
 

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...for Gentle[/URL]

You already put the same link in the Leafs Death watch thread...

So it's a clear sign now that you have nothing else to say.
Sorry !

Maybe you should dump your Leafs like so many fans are doing right now, knowing that nothing will change next year once again !
It's a lost cause. That's why you've become this way !

Here's the Leafs next mascott since they turned down Don la cerise !
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jude_the_Apostle

So now since it is a thread about the Habs sucks ?
Here's to Randy Cunneyworth..nothing ! a guy who thought that the Habs were just another NHL team where not knowing a f*ckin' word of french didn't matter !
This is how someone suck big time !

Sorry pal ! we're not in business just to try to make the playoffs like the twits in TO.
If this isn't fix next year ! I garantee you there will be a big RIOT in Mtrl streets :)

For unlike TO, we want blood ! not semen !
 

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You still repeating your posts everywhere ?

And you don't even talk about the thread....
Kinda useless ! like the Leafs no ?

Now I know Habs sucks this year but since 1967....if we had to take out one team and it wouldn't make any difference at all it would be... you guessed it !
The Maple Leafs !
 

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a song for my buddy 'Gentle'

To see how you snapped lately (specially with your posts in bold or repeating them again and again) once I started to post here is a clear sign that YOU WERE OWNED !
Too bad you got hurt by your LEAFS who clearly don't give a sh!t for their fans like you since 1967 !

The last time I saw a business being managed like the Leafs, it was run by a certain Madoff !
Keep buying tons of Maple Leafs' t-shirt to pay for Burke's salary

This is what people do all over Canada with them anyway !
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EldhiQL9lvw&feature=related
 

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Habs defeated Tampa tonight and picked up 2 points. Thank You to the former Les Glorieux!, signed...Leafs, NYI, Edmonton, Anaheim, Wild, Canes, and Lightning Fans :thumb: I would absolutely laugh my butt off if the canadians screw up getting the 2nd or 3rd overall pick and better yet, ended up outside the draft lottery while somehow the Leafs make it in. It could come down to ZERO shots on goal by either team this saturday night in the Bell Centre! :lol:
 

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... It could come down to ZERO shots on goal by either team this saturday night in the Bell Centre!

That would probably be the most ackward game of the entire season.

But the way Budaj is goaling anyway, even if the Habs don't have any SOG, your Leafs might as well score without shooting the puck in also.

To think that the a$$*oles who thought better than the fans went on and trade Halak back then !
 

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Hey Hey ! it sucks that Habs sucks this year... but at least the final days of the regular season is great !
Very tight race just like I luv it !

And it's cool that Habs haters are gone from this section... Mods finally have a break from the Hockey threads :smile:

Too bad the kids all went on to screw up the Baseball threads now but hey ? bwah wah wah !!!
can't do anyting about it there since I decided to keep out of Baseball and Football.

So have fun... Nah Nah Nah Nah... ! Hey Hey goodbye ! :D
 
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