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Doc Holliday

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Habs fire Mini-Bob



Pierre Gauthier's tenure as general manager of the Montreal Canadiens is over, as Canadiens owner and team president Geoff Molson announced on Thursday that the club has relieved him of his duties.

"We need to remember that our fans want us to win, period," Molson told reporters at the team's practice facility in Brossard. "Our organizational culture is to support and adopt this passion for victory. Nothing else matters."

The club also parted ways with former general manager Bob Gainey, who was working as Special Advisor to the General Manager. Former Canadiens player and general manager Serge Savard returns to the team in an advisory role and will assist with the search for a new GM.

Larry Carriere, who was Gauthier's assistant GM for the last two seasons, has stepped down as assistant coach to Randy Cunneyworth and will return to his front office role full time until a new general manager is named.

The Canadiens are last in the Eastern Conference with a 29-34-14 record and were eliminated from playoff contention on Saturday. "Everyone in this organization, including our players, expected better," Molson said.

Gauthier was promoted to the role of executive vice president and GM in February 2010 after Gainey stepped down.

In his first full season as GM, Gauthier's Canadiens finished sixth in the East and made the playoffs but were eliminated in seven games by the eventual Stanley Cup champion Boston Bruins in the first round.

The team took a step back this year, stumbling out of the gate and losing their first three games on home ice for the first time since 1938.

Montreal continued to struggle through the early portion of the season and head coach Jacques Martin was eventually fired in mid-December.

Cunneyworth was appointed as interim head coach by Gauthier in a move that caused a stir in the Montreal media due to Cunneyworth's inability to speak French. The coaching change also failed to spark the team on the ice as the Canadiens continued to struggle under Cunneyworth.

Gauthier originally joined the Canadiens organization as Director of Professional Scouting in 2003.

(Will Habs fans riot tonight to express their joy? Will they put downtown Montreal ablaze & destroy Ste-Catherine street?)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rNQRfBAzSzo

http://www.tsn.ca/nhl/story/?id=391671
 

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There's no room for Habs fans to celebrate in the streets because there's too many "poor" students protesting these days. :rolleyes:
 

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Is downtown burning yet? Oh wait, they only do that when they win a game, lol, my bad.... needless to say there are MANY happy shop owners and cops these days in DT MTL , hahahaha
 

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One thing that has been missing all season at the Bell Center is that familiar "Oye, oye, oye" chant. It has totally disappeared!! I wonder why? LOL!!!!!!!!!
 

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HABS SUCK!!!!!!! LAST PLACE IN THE CONFERENCE!!!!!!!!! WORSE HABS TEAM EVER!!!!!!!!! :amen:

Montreal 2005/'06 season: made playoffs
Toronto 2005/'06 season: missed playoffs

Montreal 2006/'07 season: missed playoffs
Toronto 2006/'07 season: missed playoffs

Montreal 2007/'08 season: made playoffs, 1 round won
Toronto 2007/'08 season: missed playoffs

Montreal 2008/'09 season: made playoffs
Toronto 2008/'09 season: missed playoffs

Montreal 2009/'10 season: made playoffs, 2 rounds won
Toronto 2009/'10 season: missed playoffs

Montreal 2010/'11 season: made playoffs
Toronto 2010/'11 season: missed playoffs

Montreal 2011/'12 season: missed playoffs
Toronto 2011/'12 season: missed playoffs for the SEVENTH straight year !!!
 

Doc Holliday

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Habs haven't won a Cup in nearly 20 years.

Habs have spent pretty much the whole season in LAST PLACE.

This season, the habs have been a modern-day version of Days of Our Lives.

Habs suck.

Embarrassing! :eek:
 

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HABS SUCK!!!!!!! LAST PLACE IN THE CONFERENCE!!!!!!!!! WORSE HABS TEAM EVER!!!!!!!!! :amen:

Yep this year but .... Not 8 years in a row not to mention the 40+ years without a cup !

We have btw (in case you can't count) the same kind of record than the Bruins since the last 20years.


At least, now I can take everything bad I said about Geoff.
He did what had to be done.

Now you see Doc, you and ur friend Iggy should take some notes (cuze you have a lot to learn in hockey)...
This is what being an expert is.

You can read stats again and again but you need more passion and guts to kick some a$$ when you are loosing !
 

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The next Habs GM will be...................REJEAN HOULE. Guy Carbonneau will be named assistant-GM.

Mario Tremblay will be the head coach, with Michel Bergeron and Michel Therrien as his assistants. :eek:

(I hope Serge Savard can stay sober during his search for a GM)
 

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All i can say is............HABS SUCK!!!!

I know that's all you guys can say... you keep on saying this every year in order to fantasize that Leafs will make the playoffs by saying it over and over again like a Mantra.

But you know what ? even when Habs doesn't make it like this year.... your team still SUCK BIG BALLS !
 

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The next Habs GM will be...................REJEAN HOULE. Guy Carbonneau will be named assistant-GM.

Mario Tremblay will be the head coach, with Michel Bergeron and Michel Therrien as his assistants...

That would be stupid en TA... but still it would even be better than next Leafs GM, president, coach, assistant GM, cheerleaders you guess it "BRIAN BURKE".
The only other face we will see for the next 5 years re-building will be : Don Cherry as the mascot !
Definition of mascot : A person or an a$$hole supposed to bring good luck...
 

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Actually they will get the guy we want IF they end up with the #2 pic, especially if they hire Roy because he is the coach of whom they want and need the most, Grigorenko, so go habs, WIN all your games!
Who's in the basement? Habs suck bigger big balls!!!!!!!!! :lol:
 
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Is downtown burning yet? Oh wait, they only do that when they win a game, lol, my bad.... needless to say there are MANY happy shop owners and cops these days in DT MTL , hahahaha

You forgot that the tradition started when a stupid a$$hole of a late NHL president thought that he was bigger than Maurice Richard.

BTW That's when it all started... ya know kicking the anglo-only speaking dimwits in the butt and out of Quebec.

They managed to flee in Toronto in the 80's since they were too chicken sh*t to learn a 2nd language (supposedly with all their wisdom and money:)) and ever since they have been investing major $$$$ in a team for which they are hoping it will some day... win a cup.

Bwahwahahaha... just fucking hilarious !

So now you know why we like to RIOT in Mtrl.
 

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Who's in the basement? Habs suck bigger big balls!!!!!!!!! :lol:

Isn't it refreshing to see you frustrated like this ?
I mean for all the others that you guys kept on 'giving lessons' of Hockey ?

I mean between being in the basement almost all year and going from the top down to the basement like you team did...
I can see how it is even more frustrating for you guys.

We got rid of some important problems in Mtrl while in TO you still are RE-BUILDING :)
bwahahahahaha !!!! fucking hilarious !

At this rate, by the time the Leafs gets "re-builded" there won't be any ice left on the planet !

So welcome to your Leafs in the basement (just above us).
Can't wait to see when you reach 1st floor.... one day !
 

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Can't wait to see when you reach 1st floor.... one day !

The Leafs will have to make tremendous progress to climb all the way up to the first floor! That woeful organization has spent the last 8 years (as well as most of the last 45) so deep in the bowels of the earth that a re-born Jules Verne could write a dozen adventure novels about them. Sadly for the Leafs however they are being "guided" (chuckle!) by Brian Burke, who will likely push them so far down that they eventually surface on the OTHER side of the planet!
 

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Did Gentile really just call Youpiiii an A-hole :eek:

Lets turn the page and leave poor Youpii out of this, he lost his baseball team and frankly, lost any resemblance of a hockey team he had. Actually I found a pic of Youpii on an off night watching a habs road game this season, lets have a lookie shall we.... (oops,looks like another habs loss, Youpii, your the best!



Youppi!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 
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