The Power of Reviews

[Obvio-0bvio]

I look for 3 things in a review, BBBJ, LFK, DATY & no YMMV ( Be polite and clean and it should not happen ). Long reviews which seem to focus more on the customer I skip. The person doing the review has a huge impact also, IMO Myfy has excellent reviews, short and to the point.

I feel touché that you are not a fan of lengthy reviews. It appears that you prefer to skip over the traditional review process.

I personally appreciate longer reviews because they allow for greater imagination, almost as if you are stepping into the shoes of the person writing the review.

I find reviews more enjoyable when the author infuses them with enthusiasm and passion. While I read reviews to stimulate my imagination, it seems you focus on extracting tips or information about the service or menu.

Nonetheless, I completely understand and respect your perspective.

 

[ThunderLipps]

I feel touché that you are not a fan of lengthy reviews. It appears that you prefer to skip over the traditional review

I quit reading Penthouse stories decades ago. My fantasies now are not having to pee 3 times a night and not moaning when I get out of bed

 

[Sylar]

The review needs to be about the SP and not the client.

I see a lot of reviews that try to emphasize on the sexual prowess, financial wealth or higher education of the writer. I guess we all do it to a certain extent including myself. But sometimes it's becoming just too much. I am here first and foremost to find out more about the SP, to see if she might be a good fit for me. I honestly don't care if you drove to your date in a Porsche with a custom jewelry made by T&C as a gift and then used your 10-inch Duracell jackhammer for 45 minutes straight. And while I can appreciate some fun facts, please do not citate and quote the latest Harvard medical publication.

I mostly only read reviews about women that I am already interested in. I enjoy those that are short and straight to the point. A rating with the criteria helps a lot in this sense. I look for red flags about the SP as well: Hygiene issues, cancellations, clock-watcher etc.
Then there are some reviewers that I always enjoy reading from. It doesn't matter if the SP is someone I would never see. The writing style just entertains me tremendously. A good example would be @General TAO Chef's Kiss