I feel touché that you are not a fan of lengthy reviews. It appears that you prefer to skip over the traditional review process.I look for 3 things in a review, BBBJ, LFK, DATY & no YMMV ( Be polite and clean and it should not happen ). Long reviews which seem to focus more on the customer I skip. The person doing the review has a huge impact also, IMO Myfy has excellent reviews, short and to the point.
I personally appreciate longer reviews because they allow for greater imagination, almost as if you are stepping into the shoes of the person writing the review.
I find reviews more enjoyable when the author infuses them with enthusiasm and passion. While I read reviews to stimulate my imagination, it seems you focus on extracting tips or information about the service or menu.
Nonetheless, I completely understand and respect your perspective.