The Sports Humor, & FUN STUFF Thread...
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ROFLMAO...enjoy the game boys and girls...
Ouch! I take it you're not a Tom Brady fan? :lol:
YANKeeez forever.
Heeeeyyyyy BOYZ,
There's plenty of harmony in the Yankees clubhouse. Team unity, brotherhood, camaraderie, and plenty of healthy male bonding. Of course, other teams would rather stick to the chicken and beer rather than DO IT the "Yankee Way".
Still, no one can say the New York technique hasn't kept teammates close in a beautiful cumbaya atmosphere building togetherness and making lifelong friendships...pinstripe style. There's nothing like having a real pal to hold and console you. Alex has Jeter...Jeter has a rod. :eyebrows: :thumb:
If you're ever in a jam, here I am.
If you're ever in a mess, S.O.S.
If you're so happy, you land in jail. I'm your bail.
It's friendship, friendship, just a perfect blendship.
When other friendships are soon forgot, ours will still be hot. Da da da da da da dig dig dig.
:whoo:
Hugs and kisses, :amen:
Merlot
Heeeeyyyyy BOYZ,
There's plenty of harmony in the Yankees clubhouse. Team unity, brotherhood, camaraderie, and plenty of healthy male bonding. Of course, other teams would rather stick to the chicken and beer rather than DO IT the "Yankee Way".
Still, no one can say the New York technique hasn't kept teammates close in a beautiful cumbaya atmosphere building togetherness and making lifelong friendships...pinstripe style. There's nothing like having a real pal to hold and console you. Alex has Jeter...Jeter has a rod. :eyebrows: :thumb:
If you're ever in a jam, here I am.
If you're ever in a mess, S.O.S.
If you're so happy, you land in jail. I'm your bail.
It's friendship, friendship, just a perfect blendship.
When other friendships are soon forgot, ours will still be hot. Da da da da da da dig dig dig.
:whoo:Hugs and kisses, :amen:
Merlot
A Red Sox fan, a Cubs fan and a Yankees fan
A Boston Red Sox fan, a Chicago Cubs fan and a NY Yankees fan were all in Saudi Arabia performing military duty for the US Army.
While off base, they were caught sharing a smuggled case of booze. All of a sudden Saudi police rushed in and arrested them. The mere possession of alcohol is a severe offense in Saudi Arabia, so for the terrible crime they were sentenced to death!
With the help of good lawyers, they were able to successfully appeal their sentence down to life imprisonment.
By a stroke of luck, a benevolent Sheik decided that they could be released after receiving just 20 lashes of the whip.
As they were preparing for their punishment, the Sheik said, "It's my 1st wife's birthday today, and she has asked me to allow each one of you one wish before your whipping".
The Cubs fan was 1st in line (he had drunk the least), so he thought about this for a while and then said, "Please tie a pillow to my back." This was done, but the pillow only lasted 10 lashes before the whip went through. The Cubs fan was carried away bleeding and crying.
The Bosox fan was up next (he almost finished an entire 5th by himself), and after watching the scene, said "OK please fix 2 pillows to my back." But even 2 pillows could only take 15 lashes before the whip went through again, sending the Bosox fan crying like a baby.
The Yankee fan was the last up, but before he could say anything, the Sheik turned to him and said "you support the greatest baseball team in the world, your supporters are the best and most loyal fans in all the world. For this you may have 2 wishes"
"Thanks, your most royal highness'" the Yankee fan replied.
"In recognition of your kindness, my first wish is that you give me not 20, but 100 lashes".
"Not only are you an honorable, powerful man, you are also very brave," said the Sheik. "If 100 lashes is what you desire, then so be it. And your second wish? What is it to be?" the Shiek asks.
To which the Yankee fan replied... "Tie the Red Sox fan to my back."
:lol::lol::lol:
A Boston Red Sox fan, a Chicago Cubs fan and a NY Yankees fan were all in Saudi Arabia performing military duty for the US Army.
While off base, they were caught sharing a smuggled case of booze. All of a sudden Saudi police rushed in and arrested them. The mere possession of alcohol is a severe offense in Saudi Arabia, so for the terrible crime they were sentenced to death!
With the help of good lawyers, they were able to successfully appeal their sentence down to life imprisonment.
By a stroke of luck, a benevolent Sheik decided that they could be released after receiving just 20 lashes of the whip.
As they were preparing for their punishment, the Sheik said, "It's my 1st wife's birthday today, and she has asked me to allow each one of you one wish before your whipping".
The Cubs fan was 1st in line (he had drunk the least), so he thought about this for a while and then said, "Please tie a pillow to my back." This was done, but the pillow only lasted 10 lashes before the whip went through. The Cubs fan was carried away bleeding and crying.
The Bosox fan was up next (he almost finished an entire 5th by himself), and after watching the scene, said "OK please fix 2 pillows to my back." But even 2 pillows could only take 15 lashes before the whip went through again, sending the Bosox fan crying like a baby.
The Yankee fan was the last up, but before he could say anything, the Sheik turned to him and said "you support the greatest baseball team in the world, your supporters are the best and most loyal fans in all the world. For this you may have 2 wishes"
"Thanks, your most royal highness'" the Yankee fan replied.
"In recognition of your kindness, my first wish is that you give me not 20, but 100 lashes".
"Not only are you an honorable, powerful man, you are also very brave," said the Sheik. "If 100 lashes is what you desire, then so be it. And your second wish? What is it to be?" the Shiek asks.
To which the Yankee fan replied... "Tie the Red Sox fan to my back."
:lol::lol::lol:
LOL, hey now, dont include Ms. Maroney in on the red sox debacle, at least she was pissed she lost unlike the red sox players who just wanted to get the next keg of Bud delivered and buckets of Popeyes extra crispy and greasy friiiiiied Chicken. She has talent and is a true team player......... Nuf Ced!.
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