:lol: I almost spit my smirnoff on my pc screen....first time (and this thread will probably remain the only time in a lifetime that it will happen) to see a man bragging about his total lack of ego....soon we will read
"I am from far to be an alpha-male...I not even close of being a beta-male....I not even a male at the first place..can I be your waiter? I'll hold the fan if you are too hot, I'll make sure you will always have drinks at hands and I'll clean towels as fast as it get dirty and wet...please please please... And you won't have to worried about me...my small dick can't even hold a hard on... "
"I am from far to be an alpha-male...I not even close of being a beta-male....I not even a male at the first place..can I be your waiter? I'll hold the fan if you are too hot, I'll make sure you will always have drinks at hands and I'll clean towels as fast as it get dirty and wet...please please please... And you won't have to worried about me...my small dick can't even hold a hard on... "