The Unnofficial "Best of 2017" thread

[Kinky Cinderella]

:lol: I almost spit my smirnoff on my pc screen....first time (and this thread will probably remain the only time in a lifetime that it will happen) to see a man bragging about his total lack of ego....soon we will read

"I am from far to be an alpha-male...I not even close of being a beta-male....I not even a male at the first place..can I be your waiter? I'll hold the fan if you are too hot, I'll make sure you will always have drinks at hands and I'll clean towels as fast as it get dirty and wet...please please please... And you won't have to worried about me...my small dick can't even hold a hard on... "

 

[jalimon]

Grrrr you are teasing me for the challenge you tall devil alyssa

Cheers,

p.s. you should switch to Absolut

 

[Kinky Cinderella]

Absolu Copine agency?? What the hell did I ever do to you that was so bad to deserve this?? :faint:

 

[jalimon]

No no Absolut Vodka! But you know that, you are just trying to get on me but it wont work haha! Maybe my dick will somehow find it's way in you one day, we never know...
Never tried a girl so tall but hey, what's a few inches.

Ok even tho I am on the west coast right now, it's late and working early. Sweet dreams and ho sorry for completely being off topic thread as usual haha

 

[Kinky Cinderella]

:lol: I will welcome you kneeling on the floor....or crawling on my all 4?

I'm in the west as well, but busy working on my website..

Good night...and if you ever dream of me, just do not forget I like it rough :kiss:


Yeahhh...jalimon and I are getting good at getting off topic....

 

[2fast2slow]

i would vote for best indies

amazing emy bp and rebecca 4u and victoria mini

 

[ravenazrael]

Shelly of euphoria no question rookie of the year.Best sp Meghan what her and i did she deserves it.Jalimon I should bring up on your knees story girl with blindfold and dog coller.Remeber.haha

You refer to Megan @godiva or Meghan @do or another Megan?? It would be always good to specify the agency to avoid confusion.

 

[ssj3]

He's talking about Meghan XO

 

[ikea1999]

List so far for 2017

OK bearing in mind that my list so far for this year is at the bottom of this post and seeing all the entries posted so far on this thread my entries would be:
If any SPs want to change my mind on any of these please PM me and lets arrange a session

Best SP of 2017 you have seen: Betty @MUH
Best rookie of 2017: Betty @MUH
Best indy SP: Alya (only one I saw)
Best Agency of 2017: MUH - followed by XO and then Vogue
Best Big Natural Boobs: Alya followed by Helena from MM
Best Fake Boobs: IDK
Best ass: Catherine @XO
Best GFE: Dakota @Euphoria
Best PSE: Betty @MUH
Best Incall Location: MUH
Most punctual On time Agency: MUH
Best duo: IDK for this year - did not have one - but from last year any DUO by MUH
Saddest retirement: Jasmine @MUH
Best Booker @ jasmine the main unicorn !(she is literally the best )
Prettiest face.... Helena @MM
Best comeback after multi year absence ....Elissa of MUH
Best nympho .....Betty @MUH
Best BBBJCIM Amanda @XO
Best all around experience for me... Dakota @Euphoria
Most innovative agency MUH
Winner of the best selfies....Bianca of MUH
Most fun to spend time with ....Helena @MM

2017 done list (most recent higher up)
Amanda @XO review here
Juju @MAE review here
Helena @XXXTase review here
Betty Vicious @UnicornHelaers review here
Dakota @Euphoria review here
Giselle @Vogue review here
Livia @Vogue review here
Alya - Indy review here
Jessie @XO review here
Nina @Unicorn Healers review here
Meghan @XO review here

 

[Kinky Cinderella]

OOOHHHHHHH my fucking ggggodddddd... I didn't read properly detour's post and from my understanding she had a Blindfold with a dog against her (collé/coller/collar)

Jesus f'kin christ!!! Even though I didn't know what the hell he did to her...and as far as I can remember it was the first time I felt that bad for someone (it happens often when I read guys putting so much useless details that doesn't refer to the sp's services..but I was really about to snap as I was seeing a poster bragging about something waaayyyy beyond unacceptable and no one was outraging against him.. :rant: ..the community was about 2 steps away from seeing an epic shitstorm hitting the fan...

I breath better though suddenly...lol

 

[detour098deleted]

Haha you misunderstood me .Alssya I pm you to explain.You will laugh.
Shelley of Euphoria for rookie of the Year.Amazing girl.
Meghan XO sp of the Year.
Louna Indy....

 

[nick2425]

I would say rookie of the year sonia unicorn all the way!!!

 

[ssj3]

I will save most of my thoughts for when the official threads pop up, but I will say hands down Shelly@Euphoria gets ROY in my book.

 

[ravenazrael]

I would say rookie of the year sonia unicorn all the way!!!

This gives a bit of an idea and also may help spread some word. When is the official coming up?

 

[ssj3]

This gives a bit of an idea and also may help spread some word. When is the official coming up?

They usually pop up some time in December. Last year it was done by someone new as the guy who did it previously said he didn't have time to do it.

 

[Netto]

Personally, my experiences this year are:

Best GFE, ROY and overall package: Mia from MM
Best PSE and learning tricks from: Lydhia from XO
Best MP: Sisi from Alteza
Best Location: XO
Best Indy: Louna

 

[ravenazrael]

So I guess the saddest retirement nomination for Jennifer is off now

 

[heliragedeleted]

Nope... lillyb, is the saddest....

 

[jalimon]

Nope... lillyb, is the saddest....

So true.. She was unique helirage. I am not sure we will ever find one like Lillyb. That said, it may be better this way. It's been months and I still think about her deeply. Wherever she is, she still shine!!!

Cheers,

 

[cloudsurf]

I`ve been fortunate to see both Lillyb and Jennifer, who is back BTW.
They were great but my saddest retirement was my ATF Joelle Franciose who got married.
Second was Hannah from GG who wants to get married and my third is Jamie from MM who may get married.
As far as best from 2017 its impossible to choose because there are just so many `bests at`.
I guess I`ll have to settle for the best this week. That would be Sonia from M.U.H