Rub is good? At least if it is a body part...lol
I know it is very frustrating for non sleepers, I remember when I was in college I had a friend who was insomniac,she was falling asleep only at 5 am but had to get up at 6h30 to be in class and I was driving her crazy because when I was younger I could literally fall asleep on cue,so at the break I would ask her to wake me up when class resume and I would sleep at my desk, the drawback was I was like that because I had mononucleose the previous year and it took a while to recover.
And as in the classic case of curly versus straight and it is no consolation for you I kind of envy people like the mayor,Coderre, who says he sleeps only 4 hr a day,I would be so much more productive if i didn't need my 9h of beauty sleep,maybe less pretty but way more efficient...same with not liking to read so much,more laundry folded and no piles of books next to my bed...