What is the creepiest thing you ever seen, told by, did with a SP, Massage/SC girl

[charmer_]

Went into a sex shop looking for a butt plug, I told the girl I would like the red one hanging on th wall... she said it was the fire extinguisher and called me a man whore.

Lol...you're too hilarious Sol Tee

 

[Sol Tee Nutz]

I have to be funny because being hot is not an option.

 

[Anong]

I have to be funny because being hot is not an option.

So she refused to sell you the red one?

 

[Aflac Duck]

The creepiest thing I have seen is a SP with the handle of a machete sticking out from under the bed.

 

[Harvey]

I use to go see a SP that offered a fast serve, on one occasion I arrived and there were three of her friends of the same age ( early 50s ) in the living room of her apartment. I got my quick serve in the other room, and nobody seem to take notice of anything unusual.

 

[Sol Tee Nutz]

So she refused to sell you the red one?

I decided on the life sized Shaq fist with a ribbed wrist.

 

[heliragedeleted]

I decided on the life sized Shaq fist with a ribbed wrist.

Ahh you chose the black one, each to his own

 

[Sol Tee Nutz]

Once you go black, my farts do not have the same impact though.

 

[kabukicho]

she drove? how she get wheels, maybe she really was 19

 

[Flyingby]

This was pretty much going through my mind as I was talking to her....I was actually kind of relieved when she said she wanted to leave...didn't really feel comfortable myself.

Except I would not have handed over any cash.

Not cool to not hand her some cash if you kick her out. She might be pimped she might be desperate. She might even have a kid to feed. She comes to you. I agree with showing her the door. But not exploiting her with zero comp

 

[cpp433]

$20 for gas, thats it

 

[Anong]

She honoured her commitment to show up. But was not comfortable for whatever reason. Should have given minimum $50/-.

 

[licknsplit]

Remove the safe from uno what, and I ask her for some tissue. As she takes it from me, noticing it is wrapped up, she says: “Oh, a gentleman!” This in itself is not creepy, but certainly I had to wonder about the creepy johns she’d been with.

 

[FedEx]

The hobby is a fantasy land of wonders, dangers, scams and amazement. I went to see a lady that advertised her services under massage. She was a lady that was in her mid 50s and in a section of town that had very few hobby choices because of the expensive real estate. She did her massage on a bed and not a table. She was well dressed and her place had nice furniture. The first session ended in enhanced service without additional cost. I went back to see her many times and it was the same every time. I got clues from these visits of her identity. She did not bother to change or take her name off the buzzer in the lobby of her building but this alone was not sure indication of her identity. It was in conversation of what she did in her past and things around her apartment/condo that gave me clues as who she was. I did not know her directly but I have met her ex-husband. He was a well known guy in business. I suspect that she was lonely and needed casual sex and was hobbying herself. For just the cost of the massage she offered much more than other places. She was a good looking older well dressed MILF and I am sure everyone she took returned but she probably picked and chose only a few guys she liked as I never had any problem getting an appointment.

 

[Blacko]

In my younger days I use to do something that would make SPs not want to see me a second time. I use to get start and purposely cum in 4-5 minutes and give no indication that I did. I would continue to the 20-25 mark and when they would complain I would shush them and tell them I was about to when I was interrupted. I would finish up quickly at that point.

If there are any SPs reading this I would like to know if there are other Supermen out there and what they would do if they encountered one that could hump for 30 minutes non stop.

Alas, there must be cryptonite near me now.

 

[Julia Sky]

. I use to get start and purposely cum in 4-5 minutes and give no indication that I did. . I would continue to the 20-25 mark

Not sure I understand. If I read what I think I read, this is a huge safety concern. Glad this is something you say you USED to do hahaha

 

[jalimon]

If there are any SPs reading this I would like to know if there are other Supermen out there and what they would do if they encountered one that could hump for 30 minutes non stop.

What do you mean hump for 30 minutes? Fuck non stop for 30 min? Peanuts! Quite easy if you ask me! That's why I tend to see girl as last of day

 

[Red Paul]

I'm puzzled as well. Top question, as Julia indicates, is why anybody would endanger someone else's safety this way. Second place: how can you stay hard after coming? Third: you really couldn't fuck more than 30 minutes?

 

[jalimon]

Second place: how can you stay hard after coming?

Hey it's doable! I saw my friend Flyingby doing it for 2h on 4 girls, which impressed the heck out of me!!

Then last May in Vancouver I saw a girl for a 30 minute stint. Came in her mouth in under 15 min as we clicked and she was voracious! We both go to bathroom for quick clean up come back to bed only for her to realize it's still pointing north pole! We went back at it and extended to an hour. Saw her again 2 days later same fucking thing! It has not happened since I guess my dick need west coast fresh air

Cheers,

 

[Flyingby]

In my younger days I use to do something that would make SPs not want to see me a second time.

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This belongs in the creepiest thing Johns have done. When you start a phrase with something I did that makes them not want to see you again. A lightbulb should go off that maybe you’re a dick and should rethink some life decisions