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What is the pettiest reason you’ve broke up with someone?

LC18

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I know a Muslim girl who broke up with a man because he was eating bacon and didn’t want to stop for her.

She knew this before they started dating so I don’t know what she was expecting
 
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I know a Muslim girl who broke up with a man because he was eating bacon and didn’t want to stop for her.

She knew this before they started dating so I don’t know what she was expecting
I know a Muslim girl that would ask for bacon every time she came to my house, true story!
She would also drink whiskey but that’s not so unusual.
 
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Was dating this girl multiple times. After dinner date she made large beltch and didn’t seem embarrassed about it Can’t be with someone that can burp louder than any man I know
Another girl. Was intimate with several times. She had noticeable nose hair that needed to be trimmed. I told her that. She refuse for me to help trim her nose hair. She was pretty but Everytime I looked at her face the nose hair become too distracting
 
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I don't believe we end relationships for petty reasons. It's impossible, there are other factors we simply don't want to disclose publicly of why we grew disanchanted from the other person.
 

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I know a Muslim girl who broke up with a man because he was eating bacon and didn’t want to stop for her.

She knew this before they started dating so I don’t know what she was expecting
well I understand more this reason than the legs training!youre pretty much on the ''spinner''sides I try to figure out what about the legs training lolllll....nothing negative,im just wondering lollll
 

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I’m not sure if these reasons fit the definition of petty. However…

-Girl i started dating & liked turned out to be allergic to cats & i had a couple of cats back then. So i broke up with her figuring her allergies would turn out to be a problem.

-I started dating a very attractive girl but she wasn’t very good in bed. The problem was that she saw herself as being very good & that everyone she slept with was the problem. To make matters worse she didn’t even want to learn or improve her lovemaking skills. After a couple of months together i told her i was breaking up with her. She looked shocked & told me this was the first time a guy had broken up with her. A year later she got married & i still feel sorry for the guy!

-Several times i dated attractive women whom i ended up discovering were also smokers. This has always been a no-no for me. So i stopped dating them.

-Dated this extremely attractive girl many years ago when i was in my 20’s. However she had a very annoying nasal voice. After a couple of weeks i couldn’t take hearing that voice on a daily basis anymore so i broke up. She never understood why nor did i ever tell her the reason.

-Dated this very attractive girl for a month or so & a lot of guys were jealous of me. However i learned that God wasn’t very generous towards her when it came to brains when he created her. Someone who went to school with her later told me that they had nicknamed her Airhead back then. I wonder why. Anyways after a few weeks i couldn’t stand being involved with someone with such a low IQ that i finally broke up with her. She aspired to be a lawyer & years later i learned that she ended up being a hairdresser.

-I once had my eye on this very cute girl with the most beautiful green eyes ever & soon after she broke up with her then boyfriend I asked her out & she accepted. We went out several times & things were going well however i learned early on that she swore as much as a drunken sailor! Although i had mentioned that her constant swearing was a turn-off to me she kept on swearing as much as ever. Finally i had enough & broke up with her. One thing i can’t stand is a woman who swears profusely!
 
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Doc Holliday

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Not petty whatsoever, but never lie to anybody who trust you and don’t trust anybody who lies to you
Lying to a person is a sign of disrespect. It’s to take them for fools. And the person probably already suspects that you’re lying to them or will figure it out eventually. And once they’ve caught you lying to them they’ll always suspect you may be lying to them even if you’re telling the truth, which can be very irritating to you when you’re 100% telling the truth & no one believes you.

One time an sp i was once very fond of repeatedly lied to me & to most of her clients. The worse thing to happen to her was that many of her clients who had caught on to her lies began to chat together & compare notes. We all realized that she was a compulsive liar. Always lying for no reason other than to lie. She seemed to be allergic to telling the truth. Finally one day we were together & getting ready to go out to dinner when the subject was brought up. She remembered something i had recently told her where i casually alluded to the fact that i’ll accept whatever she said although i didn’t believe a word of it but it was no big deal. So before we went out she said this had been troubling her for the past two weeks & wanted to have a discussion about it. I said no since discussing it would upset her & I didn’t want to ruin our evening. I told her it was no big deal & not to make a big case out of nothing. But no, she refused to leave the room until we discussed the reference i had previously made. So she promised that she wouldn’t get upset. I told her she would. She said she would remain calm.

So she then said “you think i was lying about that thing i told you, right?” So i replied “Yes, you lied 100%! Like you always do! You’re addicted to lying! You can’t help yourself!” She replied “I didn’t lie. I never lie.” So i gave her the proof of how i knew she had lied. And then she absolutely blew up! So i told her i was right: she’d get upset. And she was shouting that she wasn’t upset at all! Lol. Finally she admitted that she had made up some story. But that she hadn’t lied. So i told her “ See? You just lied again.” Then she went on a tirade that she felt that she was in a big brother tv show where everyone knew everything about her & that it wasn’t fair to her that we were comparing notes & accusing her of lying & that she didn’t lie! So i told her okay, she admitted to lying & making up some bogus story but in her mind she wasn’t lying & wanted me to believe that she wasn’t a liar although she had just admitted to making up stories & lying to her clients for multiple reasons. “Okay my dear, you are not a liar & you never lie. Happy now? So let’s go out to dinner.” And we went out to dinner.

Her lies & stupid bogus excuses never stopped & i then started to realize that either she’s some narcissistic sociopath or thinks i’m just a fucking idiot! We stopped talking to one another for a few years over some stupid disagreement & to be honest it was a relief. The worst thing is to get yourself involved with a compulsive liar with narcissistic sociopathic tendencies!
 

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At 26, I tried dating a childhood friend, we had been best friends since we were 7 yro. Great guy sweet and all, but I just couldn't get past seeing him in the friend zone.

Also around that time-frame I don't know how many dates ended after the first meeting. I was looking for booty calls, and if a guy couldn't get me to orgasm, I would ghost him. It was almost like an audition to getting to be one of my FF's. Didn't matter how many times he came, unless I came, he wasn't welcome back.

A guy not putting in the effort for my orgasm too is my petty reason to end things. But back then that was the only reason or use I saw a man had in my life, get me off.
 
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I almost broke up with my ex-bf because he loved to lecture me about my red bull habit and the way I organized the closet, it was extremely annoying.

We ended up breaking up when we realized we wouldn’t be compatible for the long term.
 
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A lady friend of mine once broke up with her new boyfriend because he had a small penis. Nice guy but the last bf she had also had a small penis so she had enough of sleeping with guys who had small penises so she dumped him the following day after they slept together. They had been dating for two weeks before sleeping together. She’s now been 12 years with the same guy & seems happy so i guess he has a big penis. Lol
 
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A lady friend of mine once broke up with her new boyfriend because he had a small penis. Nice guy but the last bf she had also had a small penis so she had enough of sleeping with guys who had small penises so she dumped him the following day after they slept together. They had been dating for two weeks before sleeping together. She’s now been 12 years with the same guy & seems happy so i guess he has a big penis. Lol
Or she learned it's not the size that matters but how he uses it. Toys can make up for size on occasion when the mood strikes. An open mind, and desire to please do wonders. Guess the man before just didn't know how to pay attention to her too.
 

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Or she learned it's not the size that matters but how he uses it.
I have a pretty decent size dick but my GF doesn't use it anymore... (thanks to f..king menopause)
Should I broke with her only for that reason?!?....
 
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bodick7

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Absolutely not. You love her and she is your life partner, otherwise you wouldn't still be with her after 30 years.
She is so much more to you than sex.
You just nailed it again dear.
Let say almost 30 but it is very well in the way. Ha!Ha!
 
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I have a pretty decent size dick but my GF doesn't use it anymore... (thanks to f..king menopause)
Should I broke with her only for that reason?!?....
I'm in the same boat as you buddy, menopause is a sex killer. I thought this would have been the most beautiful thing ever...I mean never get interrupted by a period ever again ! I know that women are different then men when it comes to sex but she used to love my cock so much, even worshipped it and bragged to her friend on how nice it was in her mouth and pussy. Why do you think I'm here?
Back to the question, I had to break up with a female cop that I was dating many years ago simply because sex was the only thing we had in common. Bad place to discuss this but seriously there are other thing to do then sex all the time. We barely went out for a meal or movie or dancing etc... We went to a 1st of July outing and rented a motel because of the late night activities, we never got out of the room because we had SEX for 7 times in a row.
 
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I was dating this girl for a couple of months. It was all good, but with one glaring exception, her vocabulary. Her syntax was terrible, always using double negatives (e.g. "I didn't say nothing") and as a former English major, it drove me crazy. It did not feel right correcting her all the time, so I just broke up with her, but avoided telling her the true reason. Not sure if this is petty, or just being a snob. ;)
 
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