What's the most embarrassing thing that's happened

[johnybird]

This question is for everyone, SP's as well.

What's the most embarrassing thing that you've done or happen to you while you were enjoying each others company, and what was the other person reaction after it happened ?

If you read my reviews,I only have 2 for now, you'll know what mine was.

 

[johnybird]

When i used to work for Top Model, i received a call for 2 guys one girl.. i went there and oups... was the guy i was dating since couple of week... (he didn't know what my job was)... well i decided to stay and i made it.. his roomate and him... before i leave i told him.: no need to tell you that we are not dating anymore...

yup was kind of ackward moment..

That's really Embarrassing and Really Funny at the same time lol! You both got busted!

 

[benz]

It was with Daryn, that we all know. I was doing a little daty, she had well develop libia. I was all over it, and I truly accidentially bit her. She hit the roof, I felt so bad and apologized. I think she knew it was an accident. If she read this I'm sure she will remember.

 

[Doc Holliday]

i've spoken in lenght about this in the past. About 10-11 years ago i was with an sp named Camille (whom Chloe of G4U kind of reminds me of) at the Omni. I used to put candles on each side of the bed when i'd have a girl over. Well on that particular night, we were making out on the bed & just as i was about to put on the party hat, one of the glass candle holders exploded & the night table caught fire as the wax was spreading all over it. I tried to put the fire away by blowing on it, to know avail. Camille then came running with a glass of water & managed to put it out. The next thing i know, the fire alarm located just over the bed came on. As i'm trying to make it stop, about a minute later the entire hotel fire alarm comes on!

I then call the reception and ask them how to turn off the alarm in my room. I lied and told them it came on soon after i had lit up a cigar. They tell me it has to be done by a security officer. Two of them show up, stop the alarm, and tell me that the fire department is on its way. It's a hotel policy that they must attend to every hotel fire alarm. I thought they were joking until i hear the sirens outside. The next thing I know, the entire fire brigade is in my room! I told the fire captain that i was with my gf. I'm not sure he believed me. lol

I never lit candles in my room again, and i never saw Camille again. She stopped responding to my emails & phone calls. I suppose the poor girl didn't enjoy the drama. lol

 

[johnybird]

Laila I can''t tell if you're being sarcastic or not lol!

 

[johnybird]

OMG Doc that is like an episode of Seinfeld, something that would happen to Kramer! LOL! So much for keeping it discreet.

The fact that you tried blowing out the candles made me laugh out loud!

Camille to the rescue!!!!

 

[Doc Holliday]

OMG Doc that is like an episode of Seinfeld, something that would happen to Kramer! LOL! So much for keeping it discreet.

The fact that you tried blowing out the candles made me laugh out loud!

Camille to the rescue!!!!

When i was told by the reception desk that security was on it's way up, i was standing butt-naked on my bed and I kinda panicked. Camille looked at my face and said "come on, relax".....i then kinda lost my cool & told her "get the hell out of bed & get dressed! Security's on its way over!" When they arrived a minute later, we were both dressed up & sitting on the sofa, doing our best to look calm & smiling. lol

 

[johnybird]

When i was told by the reception desk that security was on it's way up, i was standing butt-naked on my bed and I kinda panicked. Camille looked at my face and said "come on, relax".....i then kinda lost my cool & told her "get the hell out of bed & get dressed! Security's on its way over!" When they arrived a minute later, we were both dressed up & sitting on the sofa, doing our best to look calm & smiling. lol

LOL! I wish I could have seen that LOL!

I guess keeping calm under pressure went out the window that day. Camille seemed pretty calm cool and collective though, man the stories they must have.

 

[HornyForEver]

i've spoken in lenght about this in the past. About 10-11 years ago i was with an sp named Camille (whom Chloe of G4U kind of reminds me of) at the Omni. I used to put candles on each side of the bed when i'd have a girl over. Well on that particular night, we were making out on the bed & just as i was about to put on the party hat, one of the glass candle holders exploded & the night table caught fire as the wax was spreading all over it. I tried to put the fire away by blowing on it, to know avail...

Very funny. It would have been even funnier and more embrassing if one of the firemen who went into your room was Camille's boyfriend.

 

[Lily from Montreal]

Once I was at a siesta motel at night playing in real life,not as Lily, and there was a intoxicated girl in the corridor knocking at the next door room but her date didn't want to open the door ,

it was on the first floor a very warm spring day ,so our windows were open...
she went outside and decided to climb into her date room thru the window..except she was so high or drunk she miscalculated and tried to climb into our room loll,my date has to forcefully block her to get in the room,she was screaming abuse ,it kind of stop our momentum...after we laughed but on the spot,not sexy loll

 

[johnybird]

I think the moral is that you stay away from candles lol!

 

[AmberRose]

^No, not hypocritical by any means. Some may see it this way, but this is her job, she does it as a profession, versus that guy was just seeing escorts for fun on the side..pretty big difference for the most part.

 

[BookerL]

^No, not hypocritical by any means. Some may see it this way, but this is her job, she does it as a profession, versus that guy was just seeing escorts for fun on the side..pretty big difference for the most part.

Lets say its complicated !I was dating a regular girl some years back she was a director in a telephone company ,I had met her on a blind date through a mutual friend .
I was describing my job back then has personnel manager ,since I had many girls working and many drivers .
I was also making erotic live shows ,it was my job.
Maybe 8 weeks or so into the relation she wanted more infos about job ,I decided to admit that I was a escort agency operator !Hummmm
From good guy that |I was ,I became like the Devil .
Perspective vary depending on your position ,when you are the provider you might have one view ,but from the outside ,I do realize how society saw me




Cheers



Booker

 

[Smartnsexy]

^No, not hypocritical by any means. Some may see it this way, but this is her job, she does it as a profession, versus that guy was just seeing escorts for fun on the side..pretty big difference for the most part.

Honestly, that argument only works if she was upfront about what she did, which she wasn't. If you don't think that a guy not knowing about his girlfriend banging other dudes is a big deal, job or not, then I don't think we can have a discussion about it. As Laila herself noted, once she accepted herself and the job she did, she was honest with her future partners.

The guy was obviously at fault, but in that scenario I believe the lady is equally so.

 

[nounours_]

This reminds me of a situation I experienced. This gal I used to see occasionnally contacts me after a while to offer that I meet her at her place. We make an appointment but at the last minute she cancels because her boyfriend had returned home unexpectedly. A week later she offers me another dayrime appointment but I turn it down because I have other things to do that day. But in the evening I see an ad for an agency girl with a picture showing a young woman's nude body that I find attractive but it does not show her face of course. I call the agency to make an incall appointment. When I get there, the woman in the room turns out to be the one who had offered to meet me at her place. That is how I learned that she worked for an agency and that she was also trying making calls as an indy at the same time, and her boyfriend was not supposed to know either.

 

[AmberRose]

Honestly, that argument only works if she was upfront about what she did, which she wasn't. If you don't think that a guy not knowing about his girlfriend banging other dudes is a big deal, job or not, then I don't think we can have a discussion about it. As Laila herself noted, once she accepted herself and the job she did, she was honest with her future partners.

The guy was obviously at fault, but in that scenario I believe the lady is equally so.

No you're right, and I absolutely do think partners have the right to know, which is why there's even a disclaimer on my online dating profile stating my job as an escort. I just think there's a difference between seeing it as work, and doing it for fun.


Back on track to the thread, my old roommate who did escorting for a little while once had a guy accidentally eat her nipple ring off

 

[nounours_]

This reminds me of a situation I experienced. This gal I used to see occasionnally contacts me after a while to offer that I meet her at her place. We make an appointment but at the last minute she cancels because her boyfriend had returned home unexpectedly. A week later she offers me another dayrime appointment but I turn it down because I have other things to do that day. But in the evening I see an ad for an agency girl with a picture showing a young woman's nude body that I find attractive but it does not show her face of course. I call the agency to make an incall appointment. When I get there, the woman in the room turns out to be the one who had offered to meet me at her place. That is how I learned that she worked for an agency and that she was also trying making calls as an indy at the same time, and her boyfriend was not supposed to know either.

But we were both quite happy to see each other, and she was flattered that I had gone there based on her body's photo and we had a most enjoyable encounter.

 

[jacep]

funyest thing that happen to me was when i was daty with lady/sp and she had an o and i think she ether let gas from y out or from behind but i didnt smell anythign. it was funy but nether of us laff. i think she was embarased so i didnt want to make her even more embarase or uncomfortbel by laffing.

 

[AmberRose]

Let's be honest though, it's just because you wouldn't want to date a guy who sees escorts because you properly view that as a "loser" thing to do. Otherwise, why would it be a problem? I think it's being judgemental. You're allowed to have certain standards for yourself though, which is normal. I just don't see why it would be wrong to have escorts for fun but alright to do it for a job? If anything, a stronger argument could be made against doing it for a job, as the worker will be seeing an incredible amount of partners and exposes her boyfriend to the possibility of disease

Let it be known though that I have respect for all sps. I just wanted to make things clear.

You would be incorrect in your assumptions. In another board, I've mentioned before how if I was ever married and my partner wanted to explore other options, I'd prefer he did so with escorts.
If I had a problem with this, why would I be in this profession? I was just saying how I don't believe it's exactly hypocritical of her being upset by finding the guy she was dating was seeing escorts, and I even backtracked afterwards saying I was probably wrong.
Escorts are some of the most safe people out there, you're a lot less likely to get disease from the well-established ladies who take great care in their health and safety, then by picking someone up at a bar.. so your argument of an SP being more likely to bring diseases back is pretty weak.

And as for me seeing it as a "loser" thing to do, and wouldn't date someone who saw escorts, way off again! That would be pretty judgemental of me, wouldn't it? I have in fact dated men before who have seen escorts, and I see no issue with it; I would not be in the right job field if I were judging the men I see.
The original issue was the not being honest about it, which I admit both parties were at fault for.

Jeez Louise, did not mean for my small comment to blow into this!

Let's all get along, shall we?

 

[Merlot]

Hmmm,

It depends on what you call funny. The funniest thing was being fully engaged in some vigorous fairly acrobatic sex and crashing to the floor from the bed. At least one of us completely crashed, I kind of caught myself from making a full impact before it was too late.

What was not really funny until later was getting everything heated up in full bloom going at it in heavy foreplay then discovering neither of us had any condoms. Damn did that SUCK. I think I carried wood all the way from the hotel to the nearest Jean Coutu location two blocks away and back swearing to myself most of the time and returning to find her very relaxed and sipping wine while watching TV. Not so funny at the time. I was worried she might have taken off, but it was Lilly Lombard, ahhhh Lilly.

Cheers,

Merlot