When and where to find vacationing hotties to hump in Europe ?

[azzaro]

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I have been planning a Europe trip for a couple of years and am finally gonna be able to do it in the next 2-3 months. Being a single middle aged guy of greco-roman descent (Canadian), I am totally ignorant about Europe. The best info I have gotton is through various posts here on Merb...!!.

I would like to ask the few well-traveled members on this board about the timing and location of vacation spots for the average Canadian (sorry can't afford Nice and Cannes). Where would the hotties flock to in the spring months in Europe?. Portugal (any beaches?). Spain, Greece ?.

I want to have a have a vacation where I could get laid with hotties ..as well.

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[jalimon]

If you are asking on this board, I assume you are looking to pay for sex right? From the cities I have traveled I would say Barcelona and Vienna, 2 great cities with great girls at Montreal price. Spain being more fun to hung around for sure (just watch your stuff, lots of people get stolen there). For business I will be again in Amsterdam soon, but honestly given the choice I would say stay south My next planned trip will be for sure Portugal. Many here can give you good advice for Portugal.

Cheers,

 

[CaptRenault]

If you are asking on this board, I assume you are looking to pay for sex right?

Based on the title of the thread, "When and where to find vacationing hotties to hump in Europe ?" I think azzaro is looking for recommendations on where, when and how to get laid for free in Europe.

The thread type of "How can I get laid for free by hotties" always provides me with a good laugh. It's like walking into a bar full of drunks and asking them for advice on how to quit drinking. :lol:

 

[SilverDust]

Hey OP were you not in Germany a while ago boasting about the German scene ?

 

[azzaro]

Hey OP were you not in Germany a while ago boasting about the German scene ?

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Nope ..never made it to Germany last year. My posts last year were for advice on the German scene from members here... Could not get time off from work. Looked at Frankfurt as a destination ...but I only have time to go to one good place...where it's warm. I am thinking Portugal cuz got lots of good advice here.

The Flat rate FS clubs of Berlin and the FKKs near Frankfurt are a hit or a miss lots of times, unless one has time to check out a few of them over the span of 1-2 weeks.. and I have heard that if one does not look like a northern European, access may not be granted to these clubs by the management of these clubs...so Germany is out for me. I am an olive skin southern-Euro descent Canadian dude.

Sex is never free..you either pay an escort or you pay by taking enough time off from work ($$ lost) to go to places (vacation spots) and enjoy - time constraint is what we guys pay for - either with an escort or with a regular hottie (spend time with her $$$ is time...time is $$$..so they say).

But.. I am sure...ALL of us here at Merb have had those FREE hotties...at least once in our life !! :smile: . Does not hurt to try and get some FREE humping with a hottie..if one is at the right place at the right time.


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[hungry101]

I have spent 5 days in Club Oase and one day in World. These are FKK clubs outside of Frankfurt. I can tell you that there are all types of skin toned guys in these two clubs. Oase is an unbelievable playground (If you are into 70 something ladies walking around in nothing but stiletto heels and a handbag. The grounds of each place are pretty massive and you can have sex in a cabin or tent on the grounds or in one of the many rooms of the mansion or right out in the open in the Keno (somebody help me with spelling) where everyone is watching the XXX rated movies. I love European culture.

 

[A12B]

I really don't hobby when either I'm on vacation or business trips. You just never know what kind of trouble you can get in, especially in other countries. Not worth the risk for me. I'd hobby in Canada though, Vancouver, Calgary, Toronto, Halifax. Been hobbying there but heck nothing compared to our city. Viva la Montrealaise !!

 

[Sol Tee Nutz]

I have not done this myself but a good friend of mine from Bulgaria told me that the eastern bloc of Europe was a great place for Canadians/Americans to have plenty of sex and majority freebies. I almost took a job in Czechoslovakia sometime ago and he mentioned that I probably would be getting laid a lot because many of the ladies there want to get out and will latch onto a western male to try and get out. Hearsay from a friend but it was his homeland.

 

[curly]

I really don't hobby when either I'm on vacation or business trips. You just never know what kind of trouble you can get in, especially in other countries. Not worth the risk for me. I'd hobby in Canada though, Vancouver, Calgary, Toronto, Halifax. Been hobbling there but heck nothing compared to our city. Viva la Montrealaise !!

Well, these days with the Nordic model in Canada, you can get into more trouble here than in place where it's legal.

I've been to Europe many times, mongered in Paris, Brussels, Berlin, Amsterdam and the like. Although the German FKK is hit and miss, it is an experience to live at least once! Being surrounded by dozens of sculptural nude women is incredible. However, for me nothing beats eastern Europe! The girls there are incredibly pretty and sexy yet they consider themselves average! They mostly don't have that arrogance of the pretty girl that knows her worth. If you're a gentleman, you'll have no problem picking up a very nice girl who would hang around with you, provided you spoil her a bit. The concept of "Sponsor" there is well developed. Try Hungary, Romania, Prage is one of my favorites and Kiev is a paradise if you're a bit adventurous. Use local dating sites, you'll have a ball.

Just to be clear, I'm not talking about pro here, which also exist. I'm talking about semi-pro who would not do it for the money, but appreciate a gift. Fresh, GFE, no clock watching. That's what I thought you were looking for?

I'm curious, anyone has similar experience?

 

[jalimon]

I really don't hobby when either I'm on vacation or business trips. You just never know what kind of trouble you can get in, especially in other countries. Not worth the risk for me. I'd hobby in Canada though, Vancouver, Calgary, Toronto, Halifax. Been hobbying there but heck nothing compared to our city. Viva la Montrealaise !!

I agree vive Montreal!!

That said, I love hobbying in Toronto and Vancouver.

In the US, never ever again. Because of a fake add, I once called a cop in Orlando. I was able to pull myself out of trouble because I honestly answered all his question. And since I was there for conventions that brings millions to the city, he said to just never do that again. And I didn't.

Europe I will only do it in countries that are open to it like Spain, Austria or the Netherlands. And I have to admit it's an amazing feeling

Cheers,

p.s. scoring free chick? Been there done that. Too old. Too much time and effort. Not rich enough...

 

[azzaro]

Ok. cool guys. Thanks for all the advice. Gonna go from Montreal to Berlin or Frankfurt first ..stay for a day or 2 there and gonna try Artemis in Berlin or or Mainhatten in downtown Frankfurt. Then on to Barcelona on RyanAir or Easyjet to Barcelona and hostel-stay over there too for 5 days :smile:

 

[jalimon]

Ok. cool guys. Thanks for all the advice. Gonna go from Montreal to Berlin or Frankfurt first ..stay for a day or 2 there and gonna try Artemis in Berlin or or Mainhatten in downtown Frankfurt. Then on to Barcelona on RyanAir or Easyjet to Barcelona and hostel-stay over there too for 5 days :smile:

Have a nice trip!

Remember rule #1, if you go to any club/brothel by cab, do not tell the driver your final destination, find an address close by and give that to the driver.

Cheers,

 

[oobe]

Keno (somebody help me with spelling) where everyone is watching the XXX rated movies.

Kino (as in "cinema"). The best movie there is clearly the one you make!

 

[oobe]

Great Britain does enforce its laws against brothels.

But not against "swingers" clubs that provide girls to single guys? http://thephoenixclub.london/schedule
It's been running since at least 2007.

 

[azzaro]

Well, these days with the Nordic model in Canada, you can get into more trouble here than in place where it's legal.

I've been to Europe many times, mongered in Paris, Brussels, Berlin, Amsterdam and the like. Although the German FKK is hit and miss, it is an experience to live at least once! Being surrounded by dozens of sculptural nude women is incredible. However, for me nothing beats eastern Europe! The girls there are incredibly pretty and sexy yet they consider themselves average! They mostly don't have that arrogance of the pretty girl that knows her worth. If you're a gentleman, you'll have no problem picking up a very nice girl who would hang around with you, provided you spoil her a bit. The concept of "Sponsor" there is well developed. Try Hungary, Romania, Prage is one of my favorites and Kiev is a paradise if you're a bit adventurous. Use local dating sites, you'll have a ball.

Just to be clear, I'm not talking about pro here, which also exist. I'm talking about semi-pro who would not do it for the money, but appreciate a gift. Fresh, GFE, no clock watching. That's what I thought you were looking for?

I'm curious, anyone has similar experience?

Curly,

Since you like Prague so much, do let me know your best advice on the scene there. Most girls working in the German FKKs are Eastern European anyway, so going to Eastern Europe maybe dozens of times more exciting and a lot cheaper too. Just have to know where to go and be a little adventurous.

Doing research on the internet and here on MERB from fellow hobbyists is a must though !

 

[azzaro]

Thanks Patron !.

Artemis FKK was raided by the German authorities for not paying taxes using the loophole that escorts there are "private contractors".
I am looking into whether Berlin's brothels are worth it since Artemis is the only FKK there.

Berlin Brothels ==>

https://berlinbrothels.com/best-berlin-brothels/

 

[azzaro]

Berlin..Berlin..just saw this video...the street hookers look so good....

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UlLAWfKvGqU

ALSO.....found the following website..and going through it right now. Looks Good..Lots of info !!!!...

https://www.holidaysexguide.com/

 

[transatlantic]

No reason to look for street hookers in Germany with so many options available from escorts/sauna clubs/brothels/gangbang parties.

 

[azzaro]

I agree and his guide to Berlin should be the ISG thread on Berlin, not some guide on the Internet that probably solicited a fee from each mentioned place to get listed. The Berlin brothels are well reviewed on ISG. The biggest dilemma I would face is that Kamilla Dee seems to often get the most beautiful girls, but most of the KD girls are CBJ, and I personally dislike CBJs. I have read that they use it as a recruiting tool to attract the many sex workers who do not want to do BBBJ, and feel that working at a place where a lot of girls do BBBJs puts them at a competitive disadvantage.

Thanks Patron. The street hookers video was just my way of saying.."Wow" ..the girls are so hot on the street, the FKK and brothels must be out-of this world!!.

Anyway, I bought my ticket...late March...it is going to be Frankfurt first.

While doing the research on this topic..I found the latest FKK map....here it is..

https://www.fkk24.de/fkk-clubs.php

And another useful guide to Berlin brothels is this ==>

www.berlinintim.de
This site seems legit.......................???..
Your opinion on this site will be much appreciated !. Thanks, Merci !

 

[transatlantic]

Patron - BBBJ technical illegal in Germany with provider starting July. Of course, not sure how that will really be enforced.

azzaro - Any reason why you picked Berlin? Berlin is known for brothels and not for sauna clubs/FKK. If you are in Frankfurt, you might as well hit the clubs in Frankfurt/Dusseldorf as Berlin is relatively far unless you are flying.

Frankfurt
Mainhattan (in city) - smaller club
Palace (in city - reputation as tourist trap)
Sharks (30-40 min south by car / public transportation option avialable) - Probably best for FKK experience in Frankfurt area.
Oase (similar to Sharks but Sharks lineup has been reported as better).
World - similar to Oase/Sharks in terms of size

Cologne
Brothel - NylonCafe
Brothel - Teenyland (despite the name, age of lineup can vary)

Dusseldorf
Acapulco (closer to Essen - many young Romanians start out here) - NOTE: Unlike other clubs, girls here are NOT allowed to approach you. You will have to go talk to them. Entry is cheaper. Room rate is also cheaper than other clubs
Acapulco Gold (really small club by Dusseldorf airport). Lineup can vary. You may find amateur debutantes here fresh from Romania. Entry is cheap.
Goldentime (Close to border with Netherlands) (NOTE: This club do not accept girls younger than early 20s) but has a same-day discount with sister club Living Room.

I will be in Dusseldorf next week and will update if anything changes.

Since your expectations are set pretty high from that you tube video, I would recommend Sharks (and even Palace) as a first club.

And I recommend renting a car. If renting over a weekend, Sixt tends to be cheaper than others. If only renting on weekdays, Enterprise seem to be the cheapest.