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I scheduled a 4 hour dinner date with a well reviewed lady in New Orleans. She did not have any reviews for a few months and the one recent review she did have was short and suspect. Still, she had been around for a while, was well rated and she extended a very good rate for the area so I went for it. She suggested we meet at the restaurant. We both arrived on time and she was 7 months pregnant.

sigh.

i went through with the dinner and let her keep the honorium because she looked like she needed it more than I did. She picked up the tab, which was nice. Still, a $130 usd dinner cost me $800 usd. This business is like gambling. You don't risk more than you are willing to lose.
 

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This has been done before... but ...

I met an SP who was fine with fucking me while her daughter was home. It was a 3 1/2 apartment and her daughter was like 8-10 years old.

That shit did not fly. I have no interests in possibly meeting some really bad dudes when I pass from this world.

What made it even worse is that she gave me shit when I was leaving even though I paid her in full. "You have no right to judge me and blah blah blah..."

It was a bad day.
 

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An escort I saw when I was in Vail, CO. Unshaved and smelled like rotten fish down there. She kept her panties on the whole time. Yeah I wonder why. LOL. Should of just focused on the snowboarding. Ha ha.
 

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That last post reminded me of a similar situation that happened to me. Her pussy smelled so bad that my fingers stank from it. I am sure my dick did not smell to good either. Driving home I was so desperate to get rid of the smell that when I pumped gas into my car I tried throwing some gas on my hand to make the stink go away. It did not work, just made it worse. When I got home I scrubbed with soap. but it even stank the next day. I had to go to Canadian Tire and buy some mechanics Fast Orange pumice hand soap.
 

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The WORST experience of your life with an escort in Montreal

For me it was at an incall ..almost 10 years ago in Montreal.

It was the incall infront of the hospital (most Montrealers and MERBites know it).

Girl takes the money and goes to the washroom..comes back and says "you have 5 minutes" ...

Needless to say, I was not happy and left without causing a commotion. It was a hotel....
 

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Much better thread than the WWII/USA/EUROPE thread :/
Really bad experiences are hard to forget . Will be sharing mine soon .
Ok then, time for a sandwich
 

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That is pretty bad . Should make the same for sps ahahahah so i could share the one i had today xD
so basically she just stole your money and told you you have 5 mins to leave ? That really sucks :/
 

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That is pretty bad . Should make the same for sps ahahahah so i could share the one i had today xD
so basically she just stole your money and told you you have 5 mins to leave ? That really sucks :/

Amanda..yes..you should start one thread for the Sps... should be interesting.
 

jalimon

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My god a thread by SP to share their side of the story would be awsome :) That said except the story that would involves me!!!

I had a share of really bad indy experience but 90% of the time I just ran away. My years of soccer left me a good runner even at my age ;)

One that stands out... Indy in St-Eustache. Beautiful Ebony girl I could not believe it. Once donation given she took her jeans down to her ankle and position herself in doggy... Right on the frigid floor. No boobs display, no kiss, no fucking nothing. Could no even touch her ass. Experience of seeing my dog zinging random female dog came by and that's what I did. Just zang my way haha Worst is I came! Then started laughing out loud at the awkward situation. Which got her mad and she told me to get the fuck out. Which I did before she could pull back her jeans up ;)

Cheers,
 

Halloween Mike

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Did you kept the other lady in fear that Carmen would had leave too? I never had a duo, taught about it a few times, but my brain always tell me to book 2 seperate sessions of 1h instead, feel like im having more for my money, kinda like when i was a kid renting 2 video games at a time, most of the time i would only play the one i enjoyed the most and felt i would had get the maximum out of these games if i had just rented them one after the other. Lol its a loosy comparison i admit but my point is that i feel its more "bang for your $" to focuss on one girl.

Ill admit tough the tough of some duos really looked awesome over the year. I still remember Charmer's duo with Kate and Brooke, and read a few reviews on perb when they where in Winnipeg and it made me taugh how cool it would had been. Then there was again Kate with Kelly Summer... the both together mmmmm, im sure i would had a crazy good time.

A duo is on my bucket list at SOME point, but i feel like im waiting for the perfect combination. lol
 

Numerati

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Had only one bad experience in Montreal which was in May 2007. She went by the name of Sensual Cleo. Nothing sensual about her. As if her CBJ wasn't bad enough but her my shit doesn't stink attitude tops it all. LOL. But was still an okay experience. Just bad compared to what Montreal has to offer. Would expect something in the U.S and would get away with it. A few guys in this board who met her we communicated had even worse experiences with her. Some stressed that she wouldn't even do a hand job unless he was covered. Hilarious. Once they wrote reviews of her in here she immediately jumped in and imposed a NRP and her reviews were deleted.

Had a bad and off feeling about her during the first few minutes of meeting and should of handed her $20 and sent her on her way. Major red flag was that within 5 minutes or so talking she immediately asked for the envelope.
 

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I have never had a truly awful experience in Montreal. My worst experience in Montreal was with an agency girl who wouldnt open mouth kiss or give bbbj even though she was with a major agency. It was bad, but not awful. It was the one really negative review I have written on MERB.

In the USA it has been a different story. One of the worst situations I had in Boston about 5+ years ago was an asian incall situation where the girl seemed to be truly disgusted by me and wouldnt even look at me. Now, i am certainly not an attractive man, but i always try to at least be complimentary and charming to create a nice atmosphere. This girl was acting towards me the way I would act if I had to have sex with Harvey Weinstein. We didnt even get to penetration before I got up and left. When i was putting my pants on she had a confused look on her face like she had no idea why I would be unhappy. The mamasan in charge of the incall wanted to set me up with another girl and that worked out fine.
 

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In Montreal, my worst date was just a bad date with a burned out girl. I wrote a negative review and caught some flak from white knights and the agency owner. Now that I look back, that was not a big deal. I just had another experience like that with another agency in Toronto. Again I took more flak from white knights and, this time the lying, psychotic agency owners chimed in recreating events to try to make me look bad and even took to Twitter. The girl was burned out and the good news is she is no longer just showing up to collect fees for bad service and leaving after using all the towels and hot water in the shower. After over a decade of sex work and retired. When you write a bad review, get ready for the backlash but at least the problem is no longer there. This girl was not attractive, did nothing to make herself look attractive, she did not bring anything along to change into to make herself look more attractive, she took two showers and the worst part was that she kissed me like a mother kisses a baby. You couldn't pry her lips apart with a crowbar. However, she gave me a pretty good BBBJ and MPOS. As bad as these Canadian appointments were, they were not as bad as any of my worst dates I've had in the USA, the FKKs, Brazil, or BA Argentina.

USA - Huntsville Alabama, circa 2007/2007- The girl arrives. She was a young girl with incredible tits. I noticed she was wearing a hearing aid and she spoke as if she was severely hearing impaired. No problem. I paid her first. She was trying to call her driver to check in. She started arguing with this person. She kept getting disconnected or he was hanging up (I'm not sure which). This happened several times. I offered my phone and I can't remember if she used it. I had porn playing on the Spectravision for us to watch. I had bought her a pair of black, thigh-high, fishnet, stay-up stockings to wear with the lacy tops and the were still in the package. After about 5 calls she finally started our date. No kissing. OK, so I thought I would enjoy her incredible tits. I asked her to try on the stockings. She was upset over the phone calls and she refused and said "can't we just have a normal date?" Then incredibly, she was back on the phone again arguing. While on the phone she walked over and turned off the porn. I walked up to her and closed her flip phone and I told her that this date is over. Next I took my fee back and I removed her from my room. In the hall I gave her 20$ for gas then closed the door and locked it. As I walked her out the girl was pleading with me almost crying saying please can I have another try her boss is going to be really mad and she is not going to understand. She even loitered outside my door for awhile and knocked pleading through the door. I refused to answer.

After, the agency owner called my phone and she was hot! not the good kind of hot she was mad!!! I told her what happened. I said she wouldn't get off the phone and I was listening to an argument of some sorts on and off for over 10 minutes. I told the agency owner that she refused to put on the stockings, turned off the porn, refused to kiss, and then got back on the phone again to argue some more so I threw her out and I told her I gave her 20$ for gas. The agency owner apologized and said that she did not mention that I compensated her for gas. She called me back later and explained that the girl was having a lovers quarrel with the driver who was her boyfriend. Then she made some disparaging comment about the boyfriend. She said something like how can he drive her from appointment to appointment, he must get a sick thrill out of this or something? Later, the agency owner was shut down during a RICO investigation. She was not the focus of the investigation but somehow her crime (running an escort service) was discovered through serendipity. The rumor on Sweet Dixie forums was that she went away to prison for a long time.

I will post a few more later.
 

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I`ve had 2 bad experiences in Montreal.
My first experience with an escort about 20 years ago.
I booked an escort who was supposed to be a tall slim blond , blue eyed babe and she turned ot to be a petite Moroccan woman who asked for the money to give it to her driver . I was naïve and watched her disappear with the money. Surprisingly,she came back, and I realized that she was quite pretty. I saw her again 6 times.

My worst experience in Montreal was with a DDG agency girl around 6 years ago. First date was fantastic and I wrote one of my over the top reviews. A few weeks later I started seeing some mixed reviews on her and decided to see her again. This time it was not fantastic ….far from. She told me that she figured me out and knew the minimum she could get away with. She also told me that she was tired....so I told her to leave. I modified my original review.
That didn't deter one of my best merb friends from Boston from wanting to meet her he loved her long dirty blond hair. I tried to deter him but to no avail. He ended up seeing her....had a mediocre time but worst of all for him she had cut her hair into a buzz cut a week before. I erased my original review and replaced it with my first negative review....very rare for me.

BTW I had one of my most erotic experiences yesterday....not in Montreal.....but in Ottawa . First time experience with a sensualist. It was like a cross between nuru and tantric but more sensual and hedonistic. She told me not to pay her till the end because if she didn`t like our chemistry she would kick me out and didn`t want to feel guilty about taking my money. I`m told that she has a fantastic review thread on TERB in the Ottawa section.
 

Fradi

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I have never had a bad experience I had one that was a little strange.
This was in my early stages when I wanted to book more mature ladies.

I found one that looked good, tall with a gorgeous body, communicating with her was easy and everything went well.
I drove out to her incall and as usual I was 30 minutes early, she texted that she will be another’s 30 minutes which was fine.
Half hour later my phone rings and she says I can come and see her.

When I finally met her it is was the usual kiss on the cheeks meeting, but then she says there is a problem, she slipped in the shower and threw out her back and is in no condition to do anything.
I offered to drive her to a clinic and stay with her and drive her back, but she declined, she was obviously in pain, but made an espresso and we talked for about 10 minutes, I left her the chocolates and wine, she wouldn’t take the cannolis said she was lactose intolerant.


I think she slipped because she was high on weed, you could smell it.
I never booked her after that, she was nice enough but had this weird laugh that just sent shivers up your spine and not in a good way, telling a joke to her would have been like torture.
 

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Ok..if i may i will tell you about my WORST DAY.....was reluctant to talk about it BUT the opportunity is there....and am still obsédé by what happened.....

And it was not 10 years ago...some weeks ago a nice Thursday like today in Montréal.

First.....had a rvous at 4 pm downtown with an sp i wanted to see since long time.....was ready by 3 and texted her for the address BUT --as often with indies---she refused to give it to me---houha---and asked me to text her from a specific location....what i did....she gave me finally her address....so i walked there .. it was

a private appts bldg.....texted her again for her appt....and she gave me a code to dial....was trying to enter that f....code when the doorman asked me whom i was looking for and he told me that number was impossible....so was looking like an idiot...and decided to leave right away....later sge gave me her floor BUT it was

too late and i was so mad.....SO i lost my afternoon plus 2 taxis plus goodies i bought....

PART 2....To forget about that experience in the evening---same day--i called an agency for another sp i wanted to see since some weeks...booking at 10.... she arrived at 11h30- was no more really in the mood BUT had nothing else to do so...... well first thing she was looking for was smoking on my balcone..oh wow big

turn off PLUS she was not my type of body...not exactly the girl i was expecting...i just wanted her to leave...so i lost my evening but heureusement son tarif was only 200.00....lolllll

Voilà for that memorable day.
 

Fradi

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I know what you mean Gaby,
This whole not giving your location until the last minute can be annoying as hell, especially with someone you have seen before, I understand the reason and I don’t blame them and some are are well worth the hassle.
That is another reason why I absolutely love seeing my ATF, no such hassles, everything is so easy and smooth when you trust each other, it is actually far better than a real girlfriend in every regard.
 
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