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    Question How would you rate yourself?

    As clients and merbites we use MERB to publicly post a review and sometimes a rating on the sp.'s that we meet with.

    Applying the same principle, how would you rate yourself, on an average of your sp encounters ?

    Face:
    Body:
    Performance/ Service:
    Attitude:


    I think those are the categories that john's use most times. Maybe some sp.'s could suggest other categories for the john!

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    I hope i am not being to hard on myself.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jeff jones View Post
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    I hope i am not being to hard on myself.

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    It's scaled to 100 for each category! LOL

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    Threads like this on other forums (a few of which a moderate) usually start with the OP setting a good example and answering the question him/herself... just sayin'...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Toxic1979 View Post
    It's scaled to 100 for each category! LOL
    Damn. LOL

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    Quote Originally Posted by MaxxxEdge View Post
    Threads like this on other forums (a few of which a moderate) usually start with the OP setting a good example and answering the question him/herself... just sayin'...
    Touche... point taken!

    Face: 6/10- I can be cute.. LOL
    Body: 6/10- I don't live in the gym, but I don't eat cake and pie for breakfast!
    Performance/ Services: 7/10- I'd say I'm good! She may have had better, but I bring ambiance to the sessions! LOL
    Attitude: 8/10- Everyone has room for improvement. But I think my approach to this industry is right. Learned a lot on MERB and from sp.'s.
    Hygiene: 10/10- My junk is squeaky clean, and groomed! I don't smoke, and my dentist always gives me a lollipop!

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    I have an exceptional connection with myself. I think I'm in love. I will not belittle my experience by giving numbers.
    “Truth, Justice, Freedom, Reasonably Priced Love.”

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    Quote Originally Posted by Toxic1979 View Post
    Touche... point taken!

    Face: 6/10- I can be cute.. LOL
    Body: 6/10- I don't live in the gym, but I don't eat cake and pie for breakfast!
    Performance/ Services: 7/10- I'd say I'm good! She may have had better, but I bring ambiance to the sessions! LOL
    Attitude: 8/10- Everyone has room for improvement. But I think my approach to this industry is right. Learned a lot on MERB and from sp.'s.
    Hygiene: 10/10- My junk is squeaky clean, and groomed! I don't smoke, and my dentist always gives me a lollipop!
    And are you BFE or PSE???

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    Quote Originally Posted by Toxic1979 View Post
    As clients and merbites we use MERB to publicly post a review and sometimes a rating on the sp.'s that we meet with.

    Applying the same principle, how would you rate yourself, on an average of your sp encounters ?

    I think those are the categories that john's use most times. Maybe some sp.'s could suggest other categories for the john!
    According to the all the ladies I've met the consensus TRUTHFULLY is:

    Face: World Class Male Supermodel
    Body: Mr. Olympic
    Performance/ Service: Rocco Siffredian
    Attitude: Casanova was a serial killer by comparison.

    Quote Originally Posted by Brandi Bardot View Post
    Hygiene (!!)
    Alpine spring flowers.

    BTW: Brooklyn Bridge on sale at $499.95...until midnight.

    Otherwise:

    Face: 6
    Body: 7
    Performance/ Service: 8
    Attitude: 1000
    Hygiene: Alpine spring flowers.



    Merlot

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    Without false modesty
    Face: 70 ( thank you Oakley to hide my big nose )
    Body : 69 ! no pun intended !
    Performance : passionate and a fierce tongue yayaya
    Attitude: willing and open
    Hygiene : like old spice tv add guy( if you close your eyes I smell like him )
    BFE/PSE : BFE , because you're kiss is on my list
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    Last edited by marc7; 08-21-2014 at 11:31 PM. Reason: bfe/pse
    GOHABSGO

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    Quote Originally Posted by cojack View Post
    Never ask this question to a guy, the answer will be «I'm a gift of god to women» And this is true...talk money, jobs, kids...but you never get a true discussion on sex with a man...never...never...never....
    C'mon half-god , I'm not immortal !!! Woman always thank me (after I do the dishes ) :wink:
    GOHABSGO

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    Quote Originally Posted by Merlot View Post
    Face: World Class Male Supermodel
    Me too. ''I'm pretty sure there's a lot more to life than being really, really, ridiculously good looking. And I plan on finding out what that is.''
    “Truth, Justice, Freedom, Reasonably Priced Love.”

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    I have a lot of personality...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Toxic1979 View Post
    Maybe some sp.'s could suggest other categories for the john!
    Some details would be greatly appreciated:

    - Bait & switch

    - Man-made muscles

    :-)

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    The rating depends on the particular market. Thus in Montreal I think I rate at about -$200/h. When I am really in a bad mood and demanding extra favors my rating decreases to about -$260 or more. If you want to go from negative numbers to positive you should go and put your add in some other forums than you will know your rating after providing corresponding service LOL

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