How to be a bad client

[LC18]

This was inspired by a tweet I’ve seen this morning that made me chuckle like a schoolgirl.

How to be a bad client:​

1. Her rate is above my budget. I should convince her to lower it for me because I can find other girls for half the price.

2. She doesn’t give me what I want? I should insult her.

3. She did not answer the first time I called. I should call back 5 more times and leave an obscene voicemail. That should do it!

4. She trusted me and told me her real name. Let me tell all of my “hobby buddies”.

5. She requires a deposit but I don’t do that. I should harass her until she accepts to see me without one. The ambiance will sure be pleasant.

6. She asked me to shower but I don’t want to. I should argue for 5 mins and then go to the bathroom angrily and pretend to shower while I stand next to it.

7. I am not sure who I want to see. I’ll just email 3-4 providers and book for the same exact time. Whoever replies first gets the prize.

8. She’s already here, I’ll pressure her to do things she hasn’t agreed to do (rate, services)

How to be a good client:​

1. Her rate is above my budget. I should find someone whose rate is within my budget.

2. She doesn’t give me what I want? I should block her and move on.

3. She did not answer the first time I called. I should be patient and wait until she calls/texts back.

4. She trusted me and told me her real name. I should still use her stage name around my “hobby buddies”.

5. She requires a deposit but I don’t do that. I should find someone who doesn’t require deposits.

6. She asked me to shower but I don’t want to. I should just do it because after all, I want to be fresh and delicious

7. I have two providers I’d like to meet. I’ll just contact my first choice and if she cannot see me, I’ll contact my second choice without telling her she was my second option.

8. She’s already here, I’ll stick to what we agreed on by text message and won’t book her again if I didn’t like the service or rate.

 

[TheJames101]

Shocking that all of these aren't obvious.

 

[Cap'tain Fantastic]

#6 on both is a big my to me.

I always leave for a rendezvous right after a thorough scrub, then when hitting the incall I make sure to fully scrub again even though I know I am squeeky clean. I am doing it to make sure the girl knows and feels 100% confident about it. That is the best way to improve the ymmv factor.

 

[LC18]

Shocking that all of these aren't obvious.

The tweet that prompted this thread

 

[LC18]

#6 on both is a big my to me.

I always leave for a rendezvous right after a thorough scrub, then when hitting the incall I make sure to fully scrub again even though I know I am squeeky clean. I am doing it to make sure the girl knows and feels 100% confident about it. That is the best way to improve the ymmv factor.

If you’ve already showered at home, just go and freshen up because we cannot know that you already showered at home. Also sometimes people get nervous for their first time with someone and can sweat from every and any parts of their body.

 

[Cap'tain Fantastic]

If you’ve already showered at home, just go and freshen up because we cannot know that you already showered at home. Also sometimes people get nervous for their first time with someone and can sweat from every and any parts of their body.

Quoting my post this way makes it look like I implied something wrong, I think it’s quite the opposite.

Well I, personally, don’t sweat, unless we reach the 40 degrees mark! lol

 

[LC18]

Quoting my post this way makes it look like I implied something wrong, I think it’s quite the opposite.

Well I, personally, don’t sweat, unless we reach the 40 degrees mark! lol

I am adding to your reply but if you want I can unquote it

 

[Cap'tain Fantastic]

I am adding to your reply but if you want I can unquote it

Nah! Pas nécessaire

 

[chiff209]

This is why I hate when prices aren't listed. It's usually the first thing I look at so I don't waste my time or hers.

And with the call back, I never know how long to wait to reach out again. Don't want to be a pest, but I know people can miss calls/emails or intend to respond and forget.

I try to be a model client, but you never know how someone else sees your words and actions.

 

[The Mac]

This is why I hate when prices aren't listed. It's usually the first thing I look at so I don't waste my time or hers.

And with the call back, I never know how long to wait to reach out again. Don't want to be a pest, but I know people can miss calls/emails or intend to respond and forget.

I try to be a model client, but you never know how someone else sees your words and actions.

Personally I’ll just text once and if she’s available she’ll text me back I don’t double text after certain amount of time to make sure she saw my text.

 

[envelopes]

One time I was at Nuru and I was hanging out with the receptionist, a client called and I overheard the conversation. Called to ask if he can fuck the girls. Receptionist said "no, sir... this is nuru massage". Then I heard him yelling on the phone that he should be able to fuck the girls for the prices and said at least fellatio

I just laughed. She says she gets calls like that every night.

 

[LC18]

I should add that @envelopes

 

[bodick7]

One time I was at Nuru and I was hanging out with the receptionist, a client called and I overheard the conversation. Called to ask if he can fuck the girls. Receptionist said "no, sir... this is nuru massage". Then I heard him yelling on the phone that he should be able to fuck the girls for the prices and said at least fellatio

I just laughed. She says she gets calls like that every night.

Some people think they can do anything just because they put some dollar bills… f..king jerks

 

[AirBo]

6. She asked me to shower but I don’t want to. I should argue for 5 mins and then go to the bathroom angrily and pretend to shower while I stand next to it.

and when I come out, I will then argue that the session started 5 mn late

 

[AirBo]

7. I will try to sneakily remove the condom while in doggy

8. I will try my luck anyway at extras she already refused to provide because you know, sometimes it's easier to ask for forgiveness than for permission

 

[urquell]

I don't consider bad breath to be in the same category as showering although it's certainly a hygiene issue. For both parties. Brush teeth/mouthwash/mints whatever. That's especially true for smokers. Applies to the girl too, of course. Sigh. I suppose we need to create the list of bad SP behaviour too. I'm just not sure if I'm brave enough for the backlash!

 

[Fradi]

3. She did not answer the first time I called. I should be patient and wait until she calls/texts back.

I agree with everything else except for this one, and unfortunately this happens all too often.
Yes we should be patient, however my patience runs out after 24 hours. If she doesn’t answer by then I won’t contact her again I just simply move on.
I won’t see someone who doesn't respect my time, it goes both ways. Yes there are circumstances if she gives a reasonable explanation that is different but if she just answers 2-3 days later as if it is just normal and expected that I should wait 2-3 days then I won’t reply.
I expect the same kind of respect that I give.

 

[DPXYNE]

One time I was at Nuru and I was hanging out with the receptionist, a client called and I overheard the conversation. Called to ask if he can fuck the girls. Receptionist said "no, sir... this is nuru massage". Then I heard him yelling on the phone that he should be able to fuck the girls for the prices and said at least fellatio

I just laughed. She says she gets calls like that every night.

sometimes I wonder what the expected outcome is? If he would somehow manage to get his way with them, what kind of service does he think he would

I agree with everything else except for this one, and unfortunately this happens all too often.
Yes we should be patient, however my patience runs out after 24 hours. If she doesn’t answer by then I won’t contact her again I just simply move on.
I won’t see someone who doesn't respect my time, it goes both ways. Yes there are circumstances if she gives a reasonable explanation that is different but if she just answers 2-3 days later as if it is just normal and expected that I should wait 2-3 days then I won’t reply.
I expect the same kind of respect that I give.

I agree. 24h is as much as I’ll go, if that.

 

[Giselle Montreal]

I think it's something clients do often because it's extremely convenient for them but are very oblivious to how greatly it impacts us.

(I'm copy-pasting the answer I gave to someone on this board.)

It's always a better idea to communicate with the provider of your choice first, and if she's not available or the plan can't work, then contact your next provider of choice. Communicating with two persons (or more, because clients can contact 4, 5 or 6) for the same date and time will inevitably result in one (or more) being cancelled. They took their time to screen you, answered your questions and made time for you on their schedule for absolutely nothing and they likely won't be compensated for their time. We know when clients do that (they usually lie about the reason they cancel, their trip being postponed and such), and it is beyond frustrating. Doing so is not good-client etiquette.

 

[NatashaSnow]

Some people think they can do anything just because they put some dollar bills… f..king jerks

You should see the messages I got this morning ….