OK, I'm feeling a little cynical this aft - take the following with a grain of salt, it is intended to be funny, even if it isn't entirely. Let's see you do better!
10) Your dick really is big
9) You made her come
8) No really, you did.
7) SPs don't have a higher incidence of STDs than the general population, so go ahead, DATY!
6) 'I really appreciate the champagne, roses, chocolates and Victoria's Secret outfit you bought me! Now, where did you say the envelope is?"
5) Getting together with a bunch of men with only one thing in common, buying the services of SPs isn't a little weird and creepy.
4) That duo you just paid for? They really are two hot lipstick lesbians who spend Sunday afternoons doing hot lipstick lesbian things.
3) They're real, and they are spectacular! Well, one out of two ain't bad ...
2) GFE: Big fun for both parties!
1) She's doing this until she saves up enough to go back to school