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The SP's I saw recently ranged from mediocre to ugly, despite rave reviews here...

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Sol Tee Nutz

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Look behind you.
I worked with a girl many years ago, GND type. We went out of town for a job and she said she would meet me in the pub later, while I was sitting at a table I say some 9/10 enter the bar and thought wow, when she sat at the table I noticed it was my co-worker, fuck did she clean up nice. At work baggy pants and top, hair in a ponytail and baseball cap with zero makeup.... Yes, a 6 can be a 9.
 

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Wonder how SecretAgentMan would have rate the ohmydoll agency girls (LOL) after so many bad experience
 

Sol Tee Nutz

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Look behind you.
Man I love that look....so much better than a girl with make up and hair extensions.

Give me a girl.... white sneakers with low socks, high shorts with butt cheeks showing, sweatshirt cut just below the breast line.... zero makeup and a ponytail ( no cap )...... Yeah.
 

Sol Tee Nutz

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Look behind you.
, but they're still above average in my book.

Now this is just me but once a girl is 1/3 my age, naked and lets me put my dick in her mouth, a 6 is a 10 for the moment.
 

That One Guy

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few now merb is a better place with such usefull post.

cheers,

I'm not sure if you're being sarcastic. All I'm saying is that most girls I've seen have not used makeup and still looked good, which contradicts what the other poster wrote
 

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I’m a bit confused by this thread as it seems to be a drive by attack on Montreal escorts. Nothing more.

I’m the first guy to mention that Montreal quality has regressed the last few years, but as Patron has pointed out, the trend is downward in just about every other hobbying city. (Or so as not to misquote him, perhaps he said girls are just “different” today.) Culture changes, and most girls now carry a few extra pounds and have more tattoos. And let’s factor in some photoshop.

Jalimon once challenged me to name a city that has the escort quality of Montreal at the same or similar price point. Honestly, I can’t name a better value city. NYC and NNJ have great selections but for about $100/hr more and up. I’ve been using XO Companions (XOC.ch) in the states and getting their $300 weekend specials with hot Russian girls. Beautiful, but the chemistry always seems off. I can’t put my finger on it. You can’t beat French Canadian girls for hotness, style and attitude.

Unless the OP mentions what girls he saw, this seems like a hit and run. Oh, there are scam agencies in Montreal, including one that used to advertise on here, but it’s still my favorite hobby city. If one can’t find a girl in Montreal to his liking, might be best to turn in his hobby badge.
 
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I think that yes its true its not all the girls in the industry that are the best looking But there is some for every taste...Most of the girls (as in real life) are not 10/10 models you have to remember that.Also when ever the clients leave bad reviews on a girl aperance please think about the girl that will read that later at home.Most of the revewers are correct but ive seen some quite intense stuff about some of my SP friends “not worth 220$” “ugly” ,etc...
 

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I'm not sure if you're being sarcastic. All I'm saying is that most girls I've seen have not used makeup and still looked good, which contradicts what the other poster wrote

Mea culpa!! Swear to god when I first read your post I read "below" average and not "above"!! Haha sorry I think this thread is over my head a bit ;)

Thanks for noticing!
Cheers,
 
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That's not good to read.. I was thinking of visiting Montreal again in a month or so.
Last time I was let down too.. but I used Humpchies at 2 am... figured it was just the time though.
One was a picture of a college aged chick, and some 40-50 year old showed up.
When I answered the door I just pretended to be surprised, and told her she had the wrong address.
 

luvdozer

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If you are traveling to Montreal as a hobbying destination and using Humpchies, you are really wasting an incredible opportunity. I know many MERB members use it as and other websites, but is clearly a better option for locals who are better able to research options and who won't waste a vacation on one bad booking. If you are visiting Montreal from out of town, you should use one of the agencies or independants who advertise on MERB and who have solid reviews.
 

Halloween Mike

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Well yeah, as luvdozer says, if you go to mtl specifically for this, better make the best out of it. I dunno why you booked at 2AM, you may have your reason but lets just say there is much better times..
 
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