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If you can explain it in a way that a kindergartener could understand it (including how to spend it once it's been accepted as payment), I am personally willing to give it a try. However, I am but one indy in a sea of indies in this frozen hellscape of a great city. \_(ツ)_/¯

*coughs* *attempts a British accent* It was bloody good

Forgive me for this, but I can't get it out of my mind, what exactly is a "junky" butt?

My personal policy is to believe (or at least act like I believe) whatever excuse I'm given, because I'll never truly know. I could always assume malice, but it would make the job more difficult. No shows are part of the BS that happens to us SPs on a somewhat regular basis, it is infuriating no...

Doesn't this pussy-drying topic (and I speak for myself only) belong in some other part of the forum, where I don't have to see it?

If it makes you feel better, "we" also make gross racial stereotypes about people of European origin too. "We" even hate on "The French". We get told to "learn French" but if there is proof of the fact that we are in the never-ending process of learning (e.g. an accent, or not knowing the...

*in* before the thread gets shut down

It's like a spidey sense, except in this case it's a peepee sense. One guy books and every other guy who was considering booking within the next month's dick starts tingling. Happens to me with my regular roster of booty calls too.

I'm almost happy to read that men like to terrify each other with dick horror stories too. For every guy with a cancer-dick there's probably ten million with a boring-skin-thing-dick.

Three pages and there's only one comment like this?! I'm disappointed in all of you :p

Yeah, there's a keycard needed for the elevators but like many places, the staff know exactly what's going on and they don't give a fuuuu

I'm reminded of many of the Lynch movie experiences I've had such as: "am I high right now, because I swear I haven't taken anything?" and "what layer of hell is this? and where am I?" The world has lost a great weirdo :(

Get a room at the Marriott in the terminal, have food and/or sex brought to you. (just check in advance, many indy's don't like going to the airport hotels)

popular? maybe. Sexy? no.

Either trust your doctor or get a second opinion. Maybe a dermatologist or a cosmetic surgeon? A surgical scar would be the diameter of the lump, and generally those places heal pretty well.

But in all seriousness, learning a language isn't a short financial and time investment, it's something that never ends. I have been learning french since I was a small child and I don't plan to stop learning any time soon.

Yeah I have family members who never learned french and think the island doesn't go further east than Concordia.

I believe I've even posted something similar on this very forum. But as previous stated, we SPs are different people with different preferences and different anatomies. For me it's a length issue, not a girth issue. I'd rather a very long shlong in my ass because that tube goes on forever...

Some people enjoy giving pleasure as much or more than receiving it, so if you fall into that category, it's natural to want your partner to enjoy themselves. I agree that if you are a client paying for a service, the focus should be on the service, but now we are looping backing around to if...

I almost wrote "window shoppers" "strokers" is too perfect I also like to use the generalized insult from the mother country: "wanker"