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I think the risk is that some might not believe the note. Many SPs have a low tolerance for anything suspicious (which is quite reasonable). But, nothing ventured, nothing gained..

I have an arbitrary system wherein big bills (50s & 100s) are for large expenses and shit-its-been-slow weeks. 20s and below are fun-mon(ey) and normal everyday expenses. It's really great to watch the looks on peoples faces when I pay for things like car repairs, and count it all out in cash...

hiiiiiii!

What about "Darlin'" in a fake southern accent?

Wow. I hope to never be in that close of a proximity to a gun or a rake (?!) while with a client.

but can I turn 20 for the 17th time?

I think you're right but "blow bang" has the nice alliteration

yeah and it's gonna cost extra

Of course it's a thing, but it's a thing with an incidence of ~1 in 100,000. And just for fun I made the mistake of looking up PPP: "Pearly penile papules (PPP) are harmless rounded or tiny finger-like growths that are found near the head of your penis". which according to the Cleveland clinic...

If you can explain it in a way that a kindergartener could understand it (including how to spend it once it's been accepted as payment), I am personally willing to give it a try. However, I am but one indy in a sea of indies in this frozen hellscape of a great city. \_(ツ)_/¯

*coughs* *attempts a British accent* It was bloody good

Forgive me for this, but I can't get it out of my mind, what exactly is a "junky" butt?

My personal policy is to believe (or at least act like I believe) whatever excuse I'm given, because I'll never truly know. I could always assume malice, but it would make the job more difficult. No shows are part of the BS that happens to us SPs on a somewhat regular basis, it is infuriating no...

Doesn't this pussy-drying topic (and I speak for myself only) belong in some other part of the forum, where I don't have to see it?

If it makes you feel better, "we" also make gross racial stereotypes about people of European origin too. "We" even hate on "The French". We get told to "learn French" but if there is proof of the fact that we are in the never-ending process of learning (e.g. an accent, or not knowing the...

*in* before the thread gets shut down

It's like a spidey sense, except in this case it's a peepee sense. One guy books and every other guy who was considering booking within the next month's dick starts tingling. Happens to me with my regular roster of booty calls too.

I'm almost happy to read that men like to terrify each other with dick horror stories too. For every guy with a cancer-dick there's probably ten million with a boring-skin-thing-dick.