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liloudallas

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So the other day I book an appointment to a joint where they offer full service. Been there already 3 times with the same provider, was very satisfied. So I decide to give it another shot but with a different provider.

Book 24 hours in advance on my day off for 10 AM. Drove an hour in pouring rain. I was on time, the provider arrives late 5-10 mins. It’s ok, very bad weather, no big deal.

There was no receptionist on site. The provider got out of the room at least 4 times during the session to go answer the door and to check on her coworker who arrived after her (I recall 5 times but the tenant of the place later argued that her provider told her that she went out twice, which is totally incorrect). At this point I’m getting a little bit impatient, but still, I’m in control and enjoying my session.

Here comes the flip, my hands are trying to fool around but every time I get close to the butt or legs, they are promptly pushed away. Sucking on Johnny (with what I consider a very bad technique) she then tells me “you can cum in my mouth”. Sorry darling, that won’t make it, normally I get full service with the other provider? “Well, it’s my period and I don’t provide full service today”. Come again?

The mood got cut right there. I got up, took a shower and got the fuck out. Before leaving I asked her how much I owed her, didn’t argued with her, paid the amount that was ask. It was my decision to leave, so I took the hit.

In my humble opinion, chicken is to St-Hubert what full service is to a full service joint. If it’s not on the menu, well stay close. In more than 25 years of hobbying (time to time, not on a regular basis), it’s the 1st time that something like this happen to me.

I think that a girl who is working in a joint that provides full service shouldn’t go work if she cannot provide full service because of her period. Or at least the booker should have warned me so I would have been able to take a decision or make other plans. Maybe it was a YMMV situation, but that would be a 1st for me.

What is your opinion on this fellow merbites?
 
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envelopes

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It's happened to me a couple times. With big agencies even. Some girls don't tell the establishment that they are on their period and just waste everyone's time. When this happens, I complain and they usually offer me a discounted session (but I always forget to use it during my next booking lol)

If I tell the establishment the issue and they don't do anything to resolve the problem, then I will come to merb and write a bad review. Name the establishment and SP if they do not care about bad service (within the rules, if it's an MP).
 
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Carmine Falcone

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It's happened to me before as well. It's also a shitty tactic. You should take yourself off the schedule if you know you can't have sex when The Lady In Red is visiting.

I say "can't have sex" because I've had an SP situation where I didn't know she was on her period until I pulled out and there was blood on the sheets. Got a towel and pounded it again. Didn't bother me because I've had period sex with non SPs. But not every woman likes period sex. If you're one of those women, minimum you can do is let the client know. But to say nothing at the beginning then say no FS is a little cruel. Some guys (like me) prefer FS far more than CIM because they can always climax with the chatte.
 

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I have more than a few times run into ladies working while on their period in my 20 plus years, but because I prefer to get BBBJ it has not been a big deal. However, I agree that ladies should never work while having their menstrual cycle. You could also run into problems getting a harmless back massage, as I discovered to my absolute horror, for which I posted this review Easter weekend 2005:
 

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I have more than a few times run into ladies working while on their period in my 20 plus years, but because I prefer to get BBBJ it has not been a big deal. However, I agree that ladies should never work while having their menstrual cycle. You could also run into problems getting a harmless back massage, as I discovered to my absolute horror, for which I posted this review Easter weekend 2005:
Great story! I guess I've been lucky that for all the women that had her visitor while we were fooling around, it's not readily obvious (DATY might be a bit metallic tasting but that's not guaranteed either) until you pull out or she tells you or you see blood. But there's no missing a fountain of blood on your back. Depending on one's personality, your experience could easily be a scene out of a horror movie. I've definitely had unusual SP experiences, but none have been a porno meets Carrie lol.
 

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Depending on one's personality, your experience could easily be a scene out of a horror movie.
That's exactly what it felt like as I was experiencing it. I felt the wetness and when I realized it was blood, my initial thought was that it was mine, as a character in a horror movie does when they see blood. Then I said to myself, "wait, it can't be mine, I do not feel any pain." It took a few seconds for my brain to kick in, and process what had actually just happened to me. It was the weirdest shit that happened to me in my entire life maybe, and when you have such a weird experience, your brain does not know how to process it. It was not really until she was screaming and yelling at me to get in the shower that it dawned on me that my back was soaked red with HER menstrual blood. And at that point I did sprint to the shower and I recall she jumped in and soaped it off as best she could.

What I do not remember, 16.5 years later, is what I did about the blood soaked bed sheets. I am guessing, although I do not recall, that I called the hotel cleaning staff and asked them to change the linens. I do recall that it was an early evening date and went out to bars later, so it seems likely that I called for the cleaning staff to change the sheets. How the hell I explained it is also something I do not recall.
 
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