Are you a cheapass?

[HornyForEver]

This word have been thrown often lately on MERB, cheapass here and cheapass there. Do you consider yourself being a cheapass?

In my book, being a cheapass is somebody who bargains agressively.

 

[PSEfreak]

If we go by your definition then no, but level of cheapass might be different to everyone.

 

[HornyForEver]

If we go by your definition then no, but level of cheapass might be different to everyone.

True, this is subject to interpretation, thus the purpose of this thread.

 

[Siocnarf]

Not a cheapass but not lavish either. I'm willing to spend to have what I want, but I don't like greedy persons.

 

[MaxxxEdge]

Nope, gotta pay to play...

 

[HornyForEver]

Do you feel like booking a certain number of hours in order to give the impression to the SP/agency that you are not a cheap dude. Personally, I start with 1h to 2h blocks and then extend if the escort is really horny and is to my likings. I booked some extended sessions up-front with hot SPs, I have already met, though this is rare and is rather is a little-brain dictated behavior.

 

[anon_vlad]

I always offer food, drinks and rent a decent hotel room.

However, some SPs have asked me for huge gifts.

I have a hobbying budget. By acceding to any such request, I would have less money available for future sessions. Also, I believe that I would get worse sex. Whatever SPs think of me now, they would think worse, if I displayed such weakness.

I would rather be regarded as a cheapass.

 

[Halloween Mike]

Yeah well the big question... how can you look like a cheap ass?

Lots of things can sugest it, not all may be true.

1) Tips : Sure the girls love the tips, and clients that gives them are better seen probably by them. But does not tipping is being a cheap ass? To be its all relative. If i pay extras on the side, i will usually not tip, as the extra is the tip in a way. If everything is included at 200, unless i get a bad service(attitude etc) then i will tip for sure. Some clients just don't tip, regulars on top of that. But they think(and there right in a way) that there regular business with the agency itself is worth taking care of them. A guy that call 2 times a week... 20$ tip every session mean in a month he woud had a free session... it shows fast...

2) Drinks : Are you cheap if you don't offer a drink? Personally its pretty rare i buy drinks, because again like i already said in the other thread i am usually here to fuck, period. Im not here to socialize and all. I also realized i have more fun when sobber than drunk... Plus i don't particulary like Wine, so if a girl don't drink or drink just a glass, im stuck with it... I book for an hour anyway so i do not see the pertinence to bother with drinks and such.

3) Time : Again, are you a cheap ass if you book only for 1H? NO, not at all in my book. It may be for a bunch of reasons, and they don't matter at all, an hour is an hour, and if the agency offer it, why would you be considered cheap if you take it?

PERSONALLY i would say that being CHEAP is more a way of behaving than prerequisite themselves. When you know a dude has money, and try to bargain, or try to get extra free, then THATS a cheap ass. We have clients in the delivery business that are RICH, and i do mean FUCKING RICH, yet they ask for paying cash and avoiding the taxes... One even wanted back his 25 cents when he paid, and the dude had a million $ house... LOL Then other time we go to very average clients, who do not seem rich at all, and they give us tips...

There is an old song saying "the more money you have, the more you want"

 

[BookerL]

Do you feel like booking a certain number of hours in order to give the impression to the SP/agency that you are not a cheap dude. Personally, I start with 1h to 2h blocks and then extend if the escort is really horny and is to my likings. I booked some extended sessions up-front with hot SPs, I have already met, though this is rare and is rather is a little-brain dictated behavior.

Hi HornyForEver hi all
I guess from reading different related thread there is many different view points on this subject since the client is always right on the way in wants to purchace agencies must adapted .
I my case I always prefer longer bookings or multi girls bookings because when I play I play .In longer bookings there is no rush the SP and me have more time to install chemistry !
I have made up to 3 two hours bookings in a row for my personal pleasure not to please the agency !
I always pre book because I need to schedule my time and prefer having a higher selection .
It also not rare the most popular girls are more exclusive and have minimum hours bookings or higher hourly rates to avoid certain clientele anyhow I book for my pleasures basis and not not look as cheapass !
I do realize that some prefer shorter bookings and it has noting to do with beeing cheapass
Warmest Regards
BookerL

 

[Halloween Mike]

I do realize that some prefer shorter bookings and it has noting to do with beeing cheapass

Yeah sometimes you don't have much choice, a trip to MTL in my case is 450$ usually...

Bus : 80$
Hotel : 100$ (summer time, winter is cheaper)
Escort : 260$ (usually take the CIM opion)
Other fees : 20$ to 30$ (subway, drinks etc)

And i work partime.... lol so yeah can't afford much more. But as i already put it, when i could(and if i can again in the futur) afford 2 hours, i would book 2 different girls probably... for the various reasons i already menioned.

 

[CLOUD 500]

The way I operate I want to see service first then I show money. Too many girls want to see money then show service if they fee like it. When I am having fun my budget is unlimited but when it sucks then even $10 hurts.

 

[Sol Tee Nutz]

Cheap ass has 1 meaning, being a cheap ass. . Being a cheap ass: Not tipping, not paying your part of the evening out etc.
Going to an escort agency and taking an 1/2 hr or 1 hr is not being a cheap ass, the rates are being offered. Some people prefer 1 to 3 half hr sessions every week and it costs him up to $300.00 per week and then someone takes a 2 hr session every 2 or 3 months and spends $400. Who is the cheap ass? I have booked 1/2 hr sessions when I just want to get a BJ and blow my load.

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[Merlot]

Gents,

This word have been thrown often lately on MERB, cheapass here and cheapass there. Do you consider yourself being a cheapass?

HFE, I know this came up not because of what you think, but because of what others have said. My concern is how I treat the ladies, not whether others are being cheap or not. I don't know why I should be worried about it. I don't have such an insecurity and I don't need to puff myself up by making out that I'm better than others in some shallow way. I buy a good wine, provide a snack(s), and I always tip unless the session was poor. I pay what I committed myself to even if the session was well below expectations and I never get into any arguments with the lady or the agency regarding service, though I let them know if it went well or not so well. After I met Megan of G4U I was told I'm welcome to call again because I'm good to the girls (Sophie and Megan). It's the same sentiment I heard from Holly's manager Miss Jade, Wildtime after seeing Darla, and it's the same kind of sentiment I've heard many times. That's my only concern on this subject.

I have booked 1/2 hr sessions when I just want to get a BJ and blow my load.

If you set terms then the lady or the agency accepts those terms then we say it's a fair deal for both parties. Length has nothing to do with being a "cheapass", and it's no one elses business. How does anyone think it is? When two parties make a free choice to agree there's no reason to put that down.

Cheers,

Merlot

 

[BookerL]

Gents,



HFE, . My concern is how I treat the ladies, not whether others are being cheap or not. I don't know why I should be worried about it. I don't have such an insecurity and I don't need to puff myself help by making out that I'm better than others in some shallow way. I buy a good wine, provide a snack(s), and I always tip unless the session was poor. I pay what I committed myself to even if the session was well below expectations and I never get into any arguments with the lady or the agency regarding service, though I let them know how if it went well or not so well. After I met Megan of G4U I was told I'm welcome to call again because I'm good to the girls (Sophie and Megan). It's the same sentiment I heard from Holly's manager Miss Jade, Wildtime after seeing Darla, and it's the same kind of sentiment I've heard many times. That's my only concern on this subject.

Cheers,

Merlot

Hi Merlot
A true gentlemen a bookers and ladies dream .
A nice testament to read !
I certainly wish you many great encounters with great service providers and continue your excellent posting to assist all others in making informed choices!
You are very interesting to read on many subject.
You are definitely not a cheapass !LOL
As boober myself for many years I had the opportunity to have great clients who knew how to treat a lady bringing wine or champagne is one of those ways !
Some busy business man in incalls where taking hour bookings even though they knew they would be there for 20 minutes they where not cheapass
The respect or not respect of the lady you meet is also a part of the cheapass
mentality
Warmest Regards
BookerL

 

[HornyForEver]

As boober myself for many years I had the opportunity to have great clients who knew how to treat a lady bringing wine or champagne is one of those ways !

What is a boober? A booker who provides girls with big boobs? Or a booker who likes girls with big boobs? What have you been thinking about Booker when you were writing these lines

HFE.

 

[Halloween Mike]

why girls pay for butt implants is beyond me... boobs implant i can understand, and i actually like fake tits myself, but ass implants? whats the purpose? I don't mind a bubble butt and it won't be a killer for me in a session if the girls have a bigger ass than expected... but i would take a small "racing" ass anytime...Anyway... stupid ways of the recent years...

I mean those later yers we saw everything... its like that haircut where the girl(or even some dude i saw doing it) shave half there head... can you explain this to me? When i was 12 there was the skater look where you would shave both of your side of the heads and let the top flow down... every skater would do it... and i did... i was 12... but then it got away with years and it seem in 2012 or so it became like the new "hip things" to do... But this time it was not dudes, but girls... (wtf...) and it was not both sides, only one... wich look ridiculous and like if a gum stuck in your hair and you had to make a compromise to not loose everything...

My point, stupid stuff seem to be considering a "cool thing" these years... And as much as we make fun of the 70s grease travolta look, or the 80s hair metal look, hell when i see people of 2012-14 im thinking those old school looks where way less stupid than today...