Wake up and find a glass beside the bed, on the end table is a glass with a note: Water for hungover me... Knocked it back and realized it eas vodka, remember that drunk me was an asshole, went to the washroom for a piss, looked in the mirror and noticed I was missing an eyebrow and a dick drawn on my forehead.... remembered I was drinking alone... Fuck, remembered drunk me was a real asshole.
