She continued with the BJ after taking her gum and trying to get rid of it.......she though I did not notice the gum on my knob, I did.
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You were lucky bro, she could have gone for a prostate massage and shoved it up your ass.
Wow! That is a great thought......I am beginning to fantasize about the endless possibilites.
Man, I am gonna have to book with her again real soon and bring her some fresh gum.
So... some years ago I was at a sex party in a city apartment, one girl and about 6-8 guys... when it was my turn, I was plugging away in mish... and suddenly her wig fell off! She was completely bald! and she looked like a guy! (with tits and a vag)! I instantly lost my wood, jumped back, rapidly got dressed and scooted on out of there!!
Is this provider still in business to your knowledge? Or someone with a similar approach?
This story occurred to one of my best friends one night when we were in Mtl. We were staying at the Vogue & after my own date ended i headed to a bar & my buddy would come & meet me there later once his date was over. About an hour later he showed up & didn’t look as pleased as i expected him to be. I asked him who he saw & he said that the agency sent a replacement for a girl that had cancelled. He said that she was totally not his type but he agreed to see her anyway. But that wasn’t the worse part.
While they were in bed during foreplay she told him that she was having cramps & asked if she could excuse herself & go to the bathroom. About five minutes or so later he heard her scream “Oh no!” and when he went over to check what was going on he was shocked to see that she had unfortunately clogged up the toilet with too much toilet paper & it had flooded & there was shit floating around everywhere on the bathroom floor!
My buddy added that it was a disgusting scene & the smell was terrible! Man, i was laughing so hard when he was telling me this! Lol. Anyways my buddy rarely drank but soon after telling me the story he ordered a double scotch whisky! Lol
While they were in bed during foreplay she told him that she was having cramps & asked if she could excuse herself & go to the bathroom. About five minutes or so later he heard her scream “Oh no!” and when he went over to check what was going on he was shocked to see that she had unfortunately clogged up the toilet with too much toilet paper & it had flooded & there was shit floating around everywhere on the bathroom floor!
My buddy added that it was a disgusting scene & the smell was terrible! Man, i was laughing so hard when he was telling me this! Lol. Anyways my buddy rarely drank but soon after telling me the story he ordered a double scotch whisky! Lol
Some fellow Merb reading this right now is probably wondering and wanting to know who the girl was who saw your friend that night, so that they could book a session, and it sure as hell ain't me. Some twisted guys will pay top dollar for that!
You are an endless source of stories and wisdom in this hobby
I love reading your posts
Probably a good suggestion as that last name cannot have been picked at random
It's like whenever I read the name "Lana"... I'm like "She's really asking for it"
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It was in Amsterdam, and I was staying in a small hotel not too far from the Red-Light district. I was having a girl from the 24Hours escort agency (still in operation). In the middle of the session, when the girl was on top of me the door opened and the lady from the front desk came in. She was staying like 1 min looking at us then turned around and left. The girl asked me why I did not lock the door, but I did remember locking the f-ng door.
My classic is really that time I fell on my knees and started bleeding because I wore very high heels boots. My client was blindfolded and tied up so he could not help me hahaha
something like this already happened to me ….. ON CAM…. In chaturbate. I was with my bf at the time and he’s going at it from behind, the stream is going well, room is full, tips are coming in and then out comes the ass slap from hell.. I don’t know why, how or what possessed him to slap me that hard but it shocked me so much a *very audible* fart came out. I tried to get up as the same time he was bending forward to see if I was okay or wtv the fuck reason so I decked him in the face and I fell off the bed….
And of course that stream was recorded and leaked and to this day is still floating around the internet.
also, every girls nightmare has happened to me during anal a million years ago when I was like 18-19. I cried in the bathroom for hours.
Whenever you ask yourself this question... whether you went too far, were too crude, too provocative or whatever... go read some of my posts again LOL
I think you'll be fine
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She was on top riding me and then she farted so bad she stank the room
she was deepthorating me so much that she puked on my dick
I was fingering her in bunghole and then my finger was covered in poop
she was deepthorating me so much that she puked on my dick
I was fingering her in bunghole and then my finger was covered in poop
In a one hour session?
Yup I always do one hour session minimum
Each story is with a different girl, but each one was an hour
Here's one.
Back in 2007 I was in another country and picked up a hot girl from a gentleman's club and brought her back to my hotel. I'm sitting back on a cozy chair and she's on her knees giving me a sensual tittyfuck, pushing her baby oil lubed DDs together with my dick in between. I was sitting and enjoying the whole experience and as I neared the moment of ecstasy I zoned out a bit.... a few seconds later I was abruptly snapped out of it, it took me a second and then I realized I had just blasted a huge load directly in my face. No sooner had I opened my eyes and realized what happened, a second blast hits me again square in the face. It was just a fluke she had my dick at that angle during the TF. It was an unusually big load for me, and after the second blast my face was totally drenched and dripping. We had a few seconds of a WTF? reaction and then we both burst out laughing.
Back in 2007 I was in another country and picked up a hot girl from a gentleman's club and brought her back to my hotel. I'm sitting back on a cozy chair and she's on her knees giving me a sensual tittyfuck, pushing her baby oil lubed DDs together with my dick in between. I was sitting and enjoying the whole experience and as I neared the moment of ecstasy I zoned out a bit.... a few seconds later I was abruptly snapped out of it, it took me a second and then I realized I had just blasted a huge load directly in my face. No sooner had I opened my eyes and realized what happened, a second blast hits me again square in the face. It was just a fluke she had my dick at that angle during the TF. It was an unusually big load for me, and after the second blast my face was totally drenched and dripping. We had a few seconds of a WTF? reaction and then we both burst out laughing.
Yes, but did you swallow??
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