check out how insecure I am

[gamelessdork]

saw an SP. She kept on saying "wow, it's HUGE!" and I was like "year right, sure, you are a TERRIBLE liar" and she kept on insisting, and did they you are so cute, great smile, great body, baby face, look 6 years younger than my age. i've heard this stuff from various women, some of them non SPs (my dental assistant would tell me that she wants her kids to have my eyes), so I usually think people are BSing me unless they have nothing to gain,, but then I called out my last gf on it, first time we had sex, she said "it's so big!" and I said to her "yeah, right" and she says "okay, I know guys just like to hear that...

It still kinda felt good to hear it. Wow, I have to really work on myself to get girls to take me seriously one day.

 

[chef]

Believable ?

You seem to like so much to draw attention to how insecure you are - this is your second thread on the subject.

 

[Regular Guy]

A bit thin?

C'mon Gameless. This is wearing a bit thin. The Guys and girls have been great about trying to help you out. But if all you want is attention you will find that this will dry up in short order.

 

[korbel]

Old Tactic???

Hello Gamelessdork,

Ok my friend. I don't see a worthy point to this thread so far, except that it seems like someone is trying to advertise his timber is taller than most. This kind of thing might get someone some interest among horny non-SPs, but I doubt there are any discounts in your future as a hobbyist because of size whatever the truth. But have fun with this "information" and whatever it does for you.

Go for it,

Korbel

 

[MontrealAsian]

You won't get any good sympathy for having a huge pecker and no one will say, "wow maybe it is big".

But I like to tell girls I have a small pecker... which... is true... but they like to lie and make me feel better. So if you want, you should start telling the girls you have a small one and you'll feel better hearing it from them, than from us guys.

 

[korbel]

Maybe.

On your other thread a very wise member posted:

My mind is far from being made up, but from the beginning a small voice has been questioning the sincerity of gamelessdork .....

He seems to have far more energy to share his hopelessness then most hopeless people....

In a way it would be good if he was having us on... then he wouldn't have the problems he is describing....

On the other hand, if he is having us on, it is sad... lots of decent people, who have gone out of their way to help, are being mocked....

Any thoughts on this?

My mind is closer to being made up....

Hello Dee,

One has to wonder about the real deal here. It just doesn't seem possible that this out-pouring is 100% sincere. I am sorry if I am wrong. But I hope this isn't somebody's sort of game.

wondering,

Korbel

 

[joelcairo]

Hey Gameless the buzzer just sounded and it's game over.

 

[gamelessdork]

Hello Gamelessdork,

Ok my friend. I don't see a worthy point to this thread so far, except that it seems like someone is trying to advertise his timber is taller than most. This kind of thing might get someone some interest among horny non-SPs, but I doubt there are any discounts in your future as a hobbyist because of size whatever the truth. But have fun with this "information" and whatever it does for you.

Go for it,

Korbel

It's not taller, at all. I've actually had my last pseudo "girlfriend" make fun of mine before.... I just can't believe an SP would just tell such a blatant, blatant lie. I would crack up when she said it, and I was like "please... come on". Kinda like how I overheard at a strip club (the one time I went) some really really obese guy having a stripper sit on his lap and she was telling him how she thought he was so cute or something like that. it was sad.

 

[korbel]

Lies...Emma of FKS and others.

It's not taller, at all. I've actually had my last pseudo "girlfriend" make fun of mine before.... I just can't believe an SP would just tell such a blatant, blatant lie. I would crack up when she said it, and I was like "please... come on". Kinda like how I overheard at a strip club (the one time I went) some really really obese guy having a stripper sit on his lap and she was telling him how she thought he was so cute or something like that. it was sad.

Hello Gamelessdork,

I've been told...your cock is so big a number of times by SPs. Uh huh...can you say...give me a big tip please.

Emma of FKS once told me I gave her 5 orgasms during our meeting. WOW...I didn't know I was that good. What a neat number. YEAH RIGHT!!! Maybe if she had said 5 1/2 I might have believed her...lol. I don't know why she felt it was necessary to say that except to keep the customer happy. I had a great time anyway. But remember it is business at least 95% of the time. Just enjoy yourself. There's a point where it's too big and you are better off dating the Chunnel anyway...lol.

regards,

Korbel

 

[Esco!]

Duh.........

 

[naughtylady]

Interesting Web Site

For guys who are afraid that they dont measure up.

http://www.erectionphotos.com/frames_index.htm


Ronnie,
Naughtylady

 

[Esco!]

I wasnt being sarcastic towards you, I was merely accentuating what you said.

 

[MontrealAsian]

For those who believe what SPs say... They have never been to an asian country before....

In asia.... every... EVERYYYYY woman calls you by, "hey handsome, come over here, come look at this, come buy this".

Or... "Wow... you're so big for an asian guy!! Most other asian ppl here are so small! You guys must be eating/drinking somethnig different in Canada for it to be so HUGEEE!!"

Or... "Wow, your body feels so good against mine, you must go to the gym a lot or do a lot of sports right? I love your body, its so nice and thick and athletic, feels so manly!"

Or... "I'm so shy because you're so good looking... i'm not used to seeing guys that are as good looking as you usually..."


So... yes, those were lines i've heard 12374981734712 times and its getting so tiring that i just tell them to shut up with their lines and that i feel better if they used their mouths for sucking instead of flattering.

So... for those that think SPs are really flattering you, get a life. It's their job, and if they make you feel nice just for that half a second, they did a good job. But for ppl like me, I just ignore the flattery cause if they flatter you that much, it usually means they want something more out of it, in this case $$$.

 

[MontrealAsian]

To say all compliments from a SP are BS is DEFINATELY wrong. No one should EVER EVER say that anything is ALWAYS and never say stuff like NEVER. Those are words should just flat out not be used. Because nothing is ever "ALWAYS" and nothing is ever "NEVER" etc.

But again, it is a generalization, yes. But out of 100 compliments an SP gives, I would like to think a big % of them are said because it is their job. I won't say that every compliment is BS because that is retarded. But I will say that SPs are sweet talkers and they like to make the guy feel good because face it, who doesn't like to be in an area with a person that thinks the world of you and that you're the only person that has ever made him think/feel that way. Dare you tell me you have not lied to a customer and said,

"wow you're good looking" when really he's not.
"wow you're so big" when really he's not.
"wow that was the best sex ever/it was sooo good!!" when really it was just normal


My 2cent.

 

[hornyanglo66]

The biggest lie I said was after a very bad encounter with a client when he asked me :

"Did you enjoy this?"

"Hum... Yeah, I did" (and quickly changed the subject)

Did you at least put down the TV remote when you answered him?

 

[MontrealAsian]

Its okay. I'm sure he didn't notice you doing his nails because you must have made him feel so good. Anyone that has to ask, "Did you enjoy it?", definately needs some reassurance.

Great stuff on making that guy feel better about himself for the day! (No sarcasm by the way. )

 

[MontrealAsian]

Oh yeah, i know what you mean by that... SP comes.. you get your service.... not good/great service... but it was service.. you pay her the $160... she leaves..... you sit there still unsatisfied still... AND $160 poorer... now its time for you to go online to check the porn and spank the monkey... Once you're done... you think to yourself...

"Damn... I think I did a better job than what she did... I could have saved that $160 for something else...!!! Oh well... at least I got SOMETHING out of the $160 I guess... thought it wasn't great... it was something..... DOH!"

 

[Regular Guy]

An axiom for sp's

Everyone has something good about themselves, physically or as a lover. The idea is to point out those strong points. Doing that, you stay honest and make your partener feel good without taking him for a fool!

Nicely put Elizabeth. This should be an entry in the sp book of etiquette. Kinda puts it all in a nutshell.

 

[mtwallet]

Gamelessdork = HOAX!

GD, I have no doubt that you are probably a teenaged girl (or girls) having a good laugh at the members of this board. What you have posted so far sounds a lot like what giggly little school girls say about the "losers" they see at the mall. Anybody as insecure and self-loathing as you claim to be would have jumped off a bridge by now.

 

[mr clean]

For guys who are afraid that they dont measure up.

http://www.erectionphotos.com/frames_index.htm

Ronnie,
Naughtylady

Ronnie,
that was very informative.
The website states the average length is 5 inches. I had previously heard 6 inches.