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cloudsurf

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These quotes may be their own or belong to a historical figure....but they are catchy and wise or just plain amusing.

Very popular agency sp on twitter...." You may work on your knees but the world is at your feet ".
 

hungry101

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I finally got to meet with a girlt hat I had been lusting over for 2 years from a now defunct agency. I mentioned her boss (who is no longer on the scene) was a great recruiter.:

"Great Recruiter? Oh Please! I answered an add in the newspaper!"

When I asked the same girl why she was doing this:

"I was sick and tired of living this shit life with nothing."

I know the quotes above are less than Churchillian but they pretty much sum up this industry.
 

Kinky Cinderella

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"...A whore is a woman with no business acumen..." it came up from a lover I had...not in the business but I found it epical...lol

A client at l'Axe, I was tipsy so I can't tell how did we get there...but he said:" I don't know who is the sluttier between you and I; you; selling your ass off to a man who doesn't give a shit about you (and you not giving a shit about him) for 10$/song....or me who is selling my ass off to a man who doesn't give a shit about me (neither I give a shit about him) for 16$/h....see, we are all someone's slut...the only difference is just that your ass worths a lot more than mine..."
 

CaptRenault

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About ten years ago I went to the Goldentime FKK in Vienna (I recommend the city and the club). I was still somewhat of an FKK novice and I had not yet perfected my approach to selecting a girl who suited me.

My first session was with an attractive Romanian girl who seemed charming at first but who didn't really perform well during our encounter.

For my second encounter I picked a beautiful, slender Czech girl who had some incredibly nice and big natural boobs. I picked her based on her looks but I got lucky and she turned out to be a great performer.

She was kneeling in front of me and giving me a BJ when I told her how much more I was enjoying her company than the Romanian girl that I had met earlier. Without missing a beat, she paused and looked up at me and said with her sexy Slavic accent :

"Romanian girls love money. Czech girls love sex." :lol:
 

No_Church_InThe_Wild

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Great story Captain and an even better quote,, one that I will keep for reference in the future:)
 

jalimon

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“je veux pas défaire mon maquillage alors finis dans ma bouche ok?”

cheers,
 

cloudsurf

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Two ladies who have never met before, meet in the ladies room of a bar.

One is an escort and the other is a soon to be escort. The escort says to the young woman " Wow you`ve got great breasts.....can you take of your top so that I can see and touch them ? "

Imagine a guy in this time and age using that line with a woman he just met. ?!!
 

Mistral

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Cloud I was in a club on the weekend, at the bar chatting with a dancer I've known for about a year. Next to us down the bar was a hot chick with a couple of her friends. Hot chick clearly had a great rack which was pretty much on display. After my dancer friend gave up on getting dances from me, she moved right on over to the hottie and proceeded to play with and feel up her breasts. Laughs and good times were had. I'm thinking Damn why can't I do that !
 

letsrock2012

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Hooo... thank you Kinky Cinderella... that;s a good one (the client at l'Axe)
 

nounours_

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Moi : Tu es cute avec les cheveux sur tes seins. Elle : Oui, mais je suis une escorte. Tu dois pas tomber en amour.
 

hungry101

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"Romanian girls love money. Czech girls love sex." :lol:

Without Romanian girls the FKKs would be virtually empty. I've tried to avoid them but it is impossible and so I decided to embrace the suck. I'm over my aversion to Romanians. I still look for the German girls. I think last visit I did a German girl twice, a Colombiana chica, a Guacha from the south of Brazil, a girl who said she was from Portugal (probably a Romanian. I still don't believe her.) and a few Romanians.

As one Romanian girl said to me when I complained about Romanian sharks "Look at my hand. All hands are different."

And I said "put that hand back under my robe."

Now the quote: The best things in life are free except for escorts. You have to pay for escorts.
 

Datdude

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Thought I’d share two, each from a different lady.

”I almost cum just from the sound of your voice”-this was really hot!

”While I get pleasure, I don’t usually orgasm in appointments. Most clients are too stupid to realize the difference”-this one just cracked me up for some reason.
 

cloudsurf

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I saw a popular indie last week and asked her what she enjoys most during sex.
She said " giving a guy a BJ and seeing the pleasure on his face "
I asked really is that your favourite aspect of sex ? She said she loves to give blowjobs and see and hear the guys` reaction.
 

curly

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I saw a popular indie last week and asked her what she enjoys most during sex.
She said " giving a guy a BJ and seeing the pleasure on his face "
I asked really is that your favourite aspect of sex ? She said she loves to give blowjobs and see and hear the guys` reaction.

Wow! can we marry her?
 

What's My Name

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I saw a popular indie last week and asked her what she enjoys most during sex.
She said " giving a guy a BJ and seeing the pleasure on his face "
I asked really is that your favourite aspect of sex ? She said she loves to give blowjobs and see and hear the guys` reaction.


So I'm guessing she does a lot of eye contact lol
 

hungry101

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My first experience with a call girl. I asked her one too many questions and she said “Prostitues are supposed to be mysterious.”
 

hungry101

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It was a t GG#7. Mike was talking to this beautiful girl wearing a tight short and very classy tube dress and beautiful black stilettos. I walked up to Mike and before I could inquire, Mike twirled the girl in a dance move with one hand presented her and said "Hungry, meet Tiffany." My jaw dropped.

In 15 minutes we were up in my room. In the past, there were deals at some of these events. For example, at GG#5, the girls were charging 100$/30 minutes for private conversation. When I asked how much and she said something like "the regular rate" which I believe was 220$. I told her about past deals and I said was there any deal today and she said the following:


"No, but you get to have me like this."


She did another little spin in her tube dress and I quickly agreed to all fees.
 
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