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yes, just to name a few, there was NoraB, LunaS, Julia Sky, Savannah, i mean for the price, i was expecting to get my soul sucked out of me lol, but i guess it was not meant to be

I must have not sucked your dick, lol was honestly expecting any criticism except this one! Hahaha I'm sorry you were disappointed though. :/
 

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yes, just to name a few, there was NoraB, LunaS, Julia Sky, Savannah, i mean for the price, i was expecting to get my soul sucked out of me lol, but i guess it was not meant to be
I think at a certain point there's a limit as to what an increased price point can get you. If I compare agencies at 260 to 300 per hour versus indies at 450 to 600 plus... unless there's something really unique like ethnicity or a service that is only offered by a select few... With all due respect to all the great SPs out there, I don't think that twice the fee equals twice as many or two times better shots...
 

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yes, just to name a few, there was NoraB, LunaS, Julia Sky, Savannah, i mean for the price, i was expecting to get my soul sucked out of me lol, but i guess it was not meant to be
I only charged 350$h until very recently. If you have certain expectations you have to tell the SP before, not everyone wants the same thing.

Also, it's very clear in all my ads that I offer a GFE service.. not PSE, even if I offer cimsw, cob and cof. sometimes people don't read carefully and it causes problems because they are expecting an experience I just don't offer.

I must have not sucked your dick, lol was honestly expecting any criticism except this one! Hahaha I'm sorry you were disappointed though. :/
Same.. it makes me sad when clients are disappointed but I wish I knew exactly what went wrong so I can get better in the future.. :(
 
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... With all due respect to all the great SPs out there, I don't think that twice the fee equals twice as many or two times better shots...
Unless you're into a fetish that's included in the price like anal or bbfs....in my opinion, it doesn't.
This is why I personally prefer massage spots. Even if I do have a bad experience, which in my case are few and far between, the cost makes significantly more sense.
Im also not inherently "Bad" at sex, so as long as I have a willing MP or SP that has even a semblance of attraction to me we will both have a good time.

The few times I did see an Agency Girl were not even at the top of my experience paying for play.

In fact my most WTF moment was with an Escorte who worked at XO, the first and only time I've ever dealt with them.
90 minutes for one of the most attractive women ive been with, I'll be it surgically enhanced but if she didnt tell me you wouldn't be able to tell. She looks amazing. But thats where it ended.

She wanted to upcharge for everything, which is her right. Im a simple man who doesn't need any extras so I wasnt disappointed refusing additional options.

I spent about 15 to 20 minutes chatting with her and about 50 minutes pounding away at a soulless super hot barbie doll and I simply couldn't finish without forcing myself to because my time was coming up.
I dont have a micro, when They say sausage down a hall, this was pretty close to that.

At the end she was upset that I didnt tip her.
I mean I paid for 90minutes, never did that again, never will, I forced my shot, didnt get a 2nd SOG and she expected a tip, why? For being pretty?

Im fair, understanding and I empathize with the ladies of the night but NO WAY, Im sorry.

So no, more expensive doesn't necessarily mean better.

I once had an average girl at a massage place give me a full service after a flip, I couldn't contain myself and popped in under 10 minutes, this NEVER happens to me. Cost me 140$ vs the 390$ i paid for with the hottie at the agency.
Im also not a fan of the upcharge.
But hey, to each their own
 
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I think at a certain point there's a limit as to what an increased price point can get you. If I compare agencies at 260 to 300 per hour versus indies at 450 to 600 plus... unless there's something really unique like ethnicity or a service that is only offered by a select few... With all due respect to all the great SPs out there, I don't think that twice the fee equals twice as many or two times better shots...
if you charge that much, the session better be perfect, no excuses
 
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I think at a certain point there's a limit as to what an increased price point can get you. If I compare agencies at 260 to 300 per hour versus indies at 450 to 600 plus... unless there's something really unique like ethnicity or a service that is only offered by a select few... With all due respect to all the great SPs out there, I don't think that twice the fee equals twice as many or two times better shots...
One girl told me she charge premium premium because she doesn’t need that many clients
Their rate has nothing to do with the service
 

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yes, just to name a few, there was NoraB, LunaS, Julia Sky, Savannah, i mean for the price, i was expecting to get my soul sucked out of me lol, but i guess it was not meant to be
Do you guys not realize how dehumanizing you are? These women are people FFS. Why don’t you try and put yourselves in their shoes for once and imagine what it would be like if you were criticized and dehumanized on a regular basis? Your comments are disturbing. None of you deserve access to these women, many whom are good at what they do. You all spend too much time on here, get a grip. Unbelievable. This is why i dont go on MERB, it a toxic wasteland of Incels.
 

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If I compare agencies at 260 to 300 per hour versus indies at 450 to 600 plus.

450 to 600$ or more an hour at that. For 450 to 600$ i could pay a mamasan at a random Massage parlor and experience every girl in the establishment, that I'm attracted to, for the next 4 hours. Which is totally something I'd do.
I never understood the high cost of "High end" escorts.
I mean no disrespect. Im sure some of you have your justifications behind it, I just don't get it
 

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if you charge that much, the session better be perfect, no excuses

It seems like you're forgetting that we're human beings and that each client wants something different out of every session. A perfect session for you could be a bad experience for another, and vice versa.

If you communicate your expectations clearly when booking the provider, she will tell you if she can satisfy your needs or not. But I have a feeling you did not do that. I always ask a client what his expectations are, and I'm hoping the answer will be sincere.

If you ask what a perfect session is here, I'm pretty sure most people will have a different answer. Every time I meet a new client, I don't assume what he wants from the session, but I expect that he understands my vibe after doing some research..

I also think that if you consider the rate too high, you should avoid booking because you're already setting yourself up for disappointment. A lot of clients won't book anyone who charges over a certain rate, and that's probably for the best. There is indeed a limit of what we can do, and some favor the connection you can build with an Indy and the more personalized service.
 
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it should tho
I don’t want to get into the rate discussion and mods feel free to remove my comment if it is out of place but sp can charge whatever they want and as a consumer you decide you want to pay it or not. If her donation is out of your budget and you forced yourself to pay it, there’s almost a garantie you will be somewhat disappointed.

Speaking from experience, there is a provider for everyone’s budget.
 

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I don’t want to get into the rate discussion and mods feel free to remove my comment if it is out of place but sp can charge whatever they want and as a consumer you decide you want to pay it or not. If her donation is out of your budget and you forced yourself to pay it, there’s almost a garantie you will be somewhat disappointed.

Speaking from experience, there is a provider for everyone’s budget.
Yeah that's also my point.. this seems more like a complaint about our rate than the service itself. The 4 providers named all look extremely different, we all have very different personalities and our service is probably different as well.

I apologize for the disappointment, I'm going to move on to something else now.. but one thing is clear I am always looking to improve myself and if the client doesn't tell me personally what I did he didn't like, I can't change anything.
 

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I don’t want to get into the rate discussion and mods feel free to remove my comment if it is out of place but sp can charge whatever they want and as a consumer you decide you want to pay it or not. If her donation is out of your budget and you forced yourself to pay it, there’s almost a garantie you will be somewhat disappointed.

Speaking from experience, there is a provider for everyone’s budget.

It seems like you're forgetting that we're human beings and that each client wants something different out of every session. A perfect session for you could be a bad experience for another, and vice versa.

If you communicate your expectations clearly when booking the provider, she will tell you if she can satisfy your needs or not.

If you ask what a perfect session is here, I'm pretty sure most people will have a different answer. Every time I meet a new client, I don't assume what he wants from the session, but I expect that he understands my vibe after doing some research..

I also think that if you consider the rate too high, you should avoid booking because you're already setting yourself up for disappointment. A lot of clients won't book anyone who charges over a certain rate, and that's probably for the best. There is indeed a limit of what we can do, and some favor the connection you can build with an Indy and the more personalized service.
Alot of really solid points here. Book with who you can afford, and don’t complain about indy’s who charge higher. every companion is allowed to set their own rates.
 
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Do you guys not realize how dehumanizing you are? These women are people FFS. Why don’t you try and put yourselves in their shoes for once and imagine what it would be like if you were criticized and dehumanized on a regular basis? Your comments are disturbing. None of you deserve access to these women, many whom are good at what they do. You all spend too much time on here, get a grip. Unbelievable. This is why i dont go on MERB, it a toxic wasteland of Incels.

While I agree with u, these women are people first, and I for one typically empathize with them, In other threads I often even come to their defense, in this context though, unfortunately, this is a review board where people are in the right to criticize service.

If I hire a contractor and he did a shitty job, and I go on Google to review, him being a human unfortunately has nothing to do with the service he's offering. Its just too bad that the service in question is intimate.
Now im in no way comparing a woman to renovations, but a service is a service, and a client reserves the right to complain if they were not satisfied with the service they received.

But I agree that some guys here take it too far , and wouldn't even dare share those comments to the faces of those they're referring to. Sometimes u just gotta sift through the idiots.
 

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Yeah that's also my point.. this seems more like a complaint about our rate than the service itself.

I apologize for the disappointment, I'm going to move on to something else now
I dont think u have anything to apologize for.
If the person requesting your services didn't make it clear what they were looking for, and proceed to complain on a review board instead of directly to you, it is them who owe YOU an apology.

But this goes to show your customer service and that goes a long way, in any business
 

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if you charge that much, the session better be perfect, no excuses

Here's the thing, there's no shortage of men who think their sessions with either one of the providers you mentioned *are* perfect sessions.

Not every client is looking for the same experience, your subpar sessions is someone's dream session. I failed to "suck the soul out of you" but I have dozens of pages of reviews raving about this exact skill and I won the best BJ of 2025 contest, so I must be doing something right.

It's ok if we weren't compatible (if we did actually meet), but I'm just pointing out the fact that this is all very subjective :)
 

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While I agree with u, these women are people first, and I for one typically empathize with them, In other threads I often even come to their defense, in this context though, unfortunately, this is a review board where people are in the right to criticize service.

If I hire a contractor and he did a shitty job, and I go on Google to review, him being a human unfortunately has nothing to do with the service he's offering. Its just too bad that the service in question is intimate.
Now im in no way comparing a woman to renovations, but a service is a service, and a client reserves the right to complain if they were not satisfied with the service they received.

But I agree that some guys here take it too far , and wouldn't even dare share those comments to the faces of those they're referring to. Sometimes u just gotta sift through the idiots.
Criticizing service in a productive way is fine, but like I said, all 4 of us he named have different rates, offer different service, look and act very different.. so it's very nebulous.

I dont think u have anything to apologize for.
If the person requesting your services didn't make it clear what they were looking for, and proceed to complain on a review board instead of directly to you, it is them who owe YOU an apology.

But this goes to show your customer service and that goes a long way, in any business
Thank you. I honestly take it to heart when someone says they had a negative experience with me. Sometimes it's not my fault, but I have made mistakes before and I don't wish to make more.
 

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While I agree with u, these women are people first, and I for one typically empathize with them, In other threads I often even come to their defense, in this context though, unfortunately, this is a review board where people are in the right to criticize service.

If I hire a contractor and he did a shitty job, and I go on Google to review, him being a human unfortunately has nothing to do with the service he's offering. Its just too bad that the service in question is intimate.
Now im in no way comparing a woman to renovations, but a service is a service, and a client reserves the right to complain if they were not satisfied with the service they received.

But I agree that some guys here take it too far , and wouldn't even dare share those comments to the faces of those they're referring to. Sometimes u just gotta sift through the idiots.
No being is perfect, and as many have said earlier, communicating your expectations is necessary. But saying “this person charges 600, therefore they have to be perfect” is insulting to the very providers who choose to set the rates that they choose. If that rate is too high for you, then find a girl within your budget. And also be mindful of the physical/emotional limits a provider can provide. Alot of guys on here have unrealistic expectations from companions
 
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Here's the thing, there's no shortage of men who think their sessions with either one of the providers you mentioned *are* perfect sessions.

Not every client is looking for the same experience, your subpar sessions is someone's dream session. I failed to "suck the soul out of you" but I have dozens of pages of reviews raving about this exact skill and I won the best BJ of 2025 contest, so I must be doing something right.

It's ok if we weren't compatible (if we did actually meet), but I'm just pointing out the fact that this is all very subjective :)
I've also never had anyone complain about my BJ skills but I have physical limits. This is a human experience. I also want to point out that all providers named charge different rates, and all of them under 600.
 
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