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Have you ever met a SP that you were hyped up for but then met her & felt so disappointed?

Lunaseraphim

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Yeah, honestly. I've only seen 2 of these ladies and I just know my balls would be raisins if I lived any closer.
Maybe you can let us know which ones!
 

Vardhan945

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I only charged 350$h until very recently. If you have certain expectations you have to tell the SP before, not everyone wants the same thing.

Also, it's very clear in all my ads that I offer a GFE service.. not PSE, even if I offer cimsw, cob and cof. sometimes people don't read carefully and it causes problems because they are expecting an experience I just don't offer.


Same.. it makes me sad when clients are disappointed but I wish I knew exactly what went wrong so I can get better in the future.. :(
can u please explain what PSE is to you then if your GFE includes cimsw and cof?
 

Lunaseraphim

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can u please explain what PSE is to you then if your GFE includes cimsw and cof?
Honestly for a lot of clients PSE includes anal, face fucking, deep throat, rough sex, dirty talking and stuff like that. It's more about the energy of the booking too. I've had to explain this several times and I think it's pretty clear what I have to offer.

Anyways the moral of the story is : if you don't want an underwhelming experience, say what you want and ask the right questions.
 
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Vardhan945

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Honestly for a lot of clients PSE includes anal, face fucking, deep throat, rough sex, dirty talking and stuff like that. It's more about the energy of the booking too. I've had to explain this several times and I think it's pretty clear what I have to offer.

Anyways the moral of the story is : if you don't want an underwhelming experience, say what you want and ask the right questions.
Ahh gotcha. idc about anal, but I kind of assumed if a sp is down with cimsw shes down with DT and FF...which is kind of illogical in hindsight
 

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Ahh gotcha. idc about anal, but I kind of assumed if a sp is down with cimsw shes down with DT and FF...which is kind of illogical in hindsight
It is illogical, yeah..

I only add cimsw to my service because I'm down with it and many enjoy it, but that doesn't mean someone can try to dominate me or that I'm going to put on a full porn star show. I'm very open about the fact that I'm not a porn star.

I think this is getting off topic. I'll let the boys go back to talking about their disappointing experiences
 

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I take this post back. After many many tries and disappointments I have finally met my Asian muse. I was reluctant to try as there were a few not so positive reviews but boy were these reviews wrong. The best I have had in Montreal so far
I so get that. Took me a long time and an awful lot of tries before I landed on two... Now down to one unfortunately
 
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One time a very well respected hobbyist told me i should see this girl on an upcoming trip to Mti & he had already seen her a few times. I valued his opinion as we usually shared the same tastes in women. We even swapped on certain occasions like we’d each book a lady for two hours or so and at the halfway mark we’d swap. His lady would leave & come to my room & mine would do the same & go to his room. It always worked out great! So that time when i went to Mtl i took his suggestion & called that low end agency called ‘Douce Folie’ which i had yet to use however their rates were $100 for the first hour & $90 for the extra hours so i figured why not & booked that particular girl for 3 hours.

Later when she arrived i was surprised. She totally wasn’t my type however she wore a beautiful dress & facially was pretty. But she looked quite heavy…totally not my type! I figured i’d be polite so when i greeted her i complimented her on her dress. “So won’t say the same thing once it’ll be off!”, was her reply. I asked her what she meant & she replied “Because i’m fat, that’s why!” I told her that she wasn’t fat at all (i lied!) but just a little chubby however she was still attractive. She replied “Thanks but I don’t believe you. I’m fat.” We were off to a great start! Lol. Anyways i offered her some wine & we moved over towards the window looking outside as we talked. And talked. For the next two hours that’s all we did. I pretty much did counselling for most of the date. Mostly about the problems she was having because of her choice to enter the business which in her opinion changed her views towards men. “I fucking hate men now!”, she said. Sarcastically i replied “Geez, thanks!”. She replied “Oh i didn’t mean you. You seem like a very nice person. I was referring to men in general. This business has made me hate most of them!” I was mostly a listener. The problems it was causing on her relationship with her live-in boyfriend. How she refused to have sex with him although he wanted to. “Why don’t you want to have sex with him?”, i asked. “Is he ugly?” She replied that he was attractive in his own way. Average size. The problem was that she was ashamed of what she was doing & didn’t want to have sex with him also because she didn’t want to give him an std although he insisted he was willing to risk it. She said this angered her towards him even more. “Why the hell would he say this? Why would he even want to be in a relationship with me knowing all he knows about me?” I told her that was his decision to make. Then she asked why i booked her. Why her? I told her that a regular of hers was a friend of mine who recommended her. “Oh, i like him. He’s nice. One of the rare really nice guys i’ve met in this business.”

Anyways by then it had been nearly two hours of mostly depressing talk where i didn’t expect to spend most if the doing counselling to an sp trying to save her relationship & trying to build up her self esteem. So i figured sexually this thing was going nowhere & i was going to be okay spending the rest of the time just talking. Suddenly right out of nowhere she finished her drink & said “Okay, pull your pants down! I want to suck your cock!” I was caught offguard & told her it was okay, we didn’t have to do this. I didn’t want her doing something she didn’t like doing. We could just keep on talking, i didn’t mind. “No, i want to do this. I really want to do this. I like you. You’ve been nice to me. So pull down your pants now!” I asked her again if that’s what she wanted & she said yes & began to unbuckle my pants & proceeded to give me a very good bbbj. Then she said “Want to go on the bed?” I said sure & she began to remove her dress. “I want to get comfortable”, she said. The lighting was dark…only the bathroom light was lighting up the roon now that the sun was out. She continued her bbbj when suddenly she said “You can fuck me now if you want.” I told her we didn’t have to move onto this if she didn’t really want to. “No i want to! I need to! Do you have a condom or should i go get one?” And so we did the deed. After showering she was getting dressed & said “I’m glad i decided to come in for work tonight. It did me a lot of good not just the sex part but just getting all these things off my chest since my boyfriend never wants to listen to me.” I told her that i had an enjoyable time also. She told me she hoped to see me again, kissed me & i told her i wished her the best & especially in her relationship & she left.

Then i called my friend, “Why the hell did you recommend this girl to me? She’s totally not my type & you should have known this!” He replied “What? You don’t think she gives a great bbbj?” I replied that this wasn’t the point. She was overweight plus she wasted two hours whining about her problems & her boyfriend. “Well that’s your fault, Doc. And what else did you expect? It’s a $100 agency, after all. So stop bitching & admit she gives a great bbbj!” I replied “Yeah, you’re right. She does.” Lol
 

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After becoming a regular to an agency, Usually when the bookers recommend a particular girl to me, they were usually on the spot. But this one time I was so wrong. And that was on me, I didn’t do my homework. She had stellar reviews in the first few pages and they were mostly poor by the end. I should’ve had a quick check before booking her

Physically she was my type
Exotic looking check, late 20s check, speaks English check a bit too skinny for my taste but very leans and has strong shoulder and legs.

As usual I offer to take her coat, offer her a glass of wine, some snacks and get to know her. It was also a counselling session, her complicated relationship with her bf who was also a client. It gets really heavy and I guess we will not do anything else that night.

At one point she grabbed the vodka bottle in my room and chug it and starts to chug every booze available. I was worried about her well-being more than anything else. Texted the agency to pick her up asap and tried my best to stop her from a potential alcohol poisoning. That girl was small but she was strong and I can barely stop her.

Then suddenly she told me to get undressed we need to do the deed now and start to take off her clothes. I told her it’s fine we don’t have much time left and her driver should come soon to pick her up. Then she started crying and accuse me I find her ugly just like her client bf and that’s why he is still paying other women to sleep with them.

I was praying the driver to come and it took him sometime to show up.

The agency apologized and offered to credit me a free session next time.
 

Vardhan945

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The expectations just seem so different from city to city, that is what I'm finding out when I tour. I have great reviews on Terb and every time I've been to Halifax I was booked solid and got tons of compliments.
I think Mtl is just the best city in N. America for this stuff...so its a "buyer's market"

Add to that the lower cost of living and prices and in general the women here being more attractive than other cities...youre working in the hardest city so ofc you'll do better on tour
 

Lunaseraphim

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I think Mtl is just the best city in N. America for this stuff...so its a "buyer's market"

Add to that the lower cost of living and prices and in general the women here being more attractive than other cities...youre working in the hardest city so ofc you'll do better on tour
I'm still doing good in montreal... but I see what you mean.
 
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