Hobbying Pet Peeves

[PHNINE]

I have been hobbying for a little over 6 years now, and I have seen pretty much there is to see in this hobby. I have done most of my hobbying on the east coast, and a fair bit in Asia. Most of the hobbying practices are relatively the same depsite some cultural differences here and there, depending exactly where it is you are pooning. With all this said, I have managed to pick up some pet peeves that drive me nuts when hobbying.

1. When a guy isn`t getting hard or into the session, some SP`s blame the guy for not being able to perform. Has the SP ever considered that they just aren`t doing the right thing to turning the guy on enough to execute. I mean of course sometimes it is the johns fault, drinking to much, being to tired, or whatever reason you have, but it drives me nuts when the SP`s don`t consider themselves to be under performing rather then the john.

2. When a SP advertises GFE, and then in turn offers services nothing close to a GFE. Of course there is a wide array of definitions for GFE, also depending on where you are pooning. But the basic essential element of GFE, is at least a nice attitude, decent conversation, and unrushed service. A more liberal definition would include DFk, DATY, . It drives me nuts when SP`s advertise this just to get you in the door, or them through your door, but don`t follow through.

3. When an SP leaves the condom on the floor, or tries stashing it away some where that is out of sight, and risks it being found later that night by me, the cleaning lady, or god forbid my SO. Throw it away, or at least leave it plain sight so I can take care of it.

4. Most of the time my hobbying takes place in a 5 star hotel suite, so obviously I am doing an outcall. When the SP`s arrive they usually take a look around the large suite or what not. Then they decide to order some room service or drinks. I usually go for the multiple hour sessions anyways to enhance mood and get a decent conversation in. But what drives me crazy is when they order all this shit and don`t touch it. They leave the food untouched, they sip their beverage, and almost ordered it just to waste time or order is just for the sake of ordering it. Maybe it is my fault for letting thek order, but hey I want food and drinks too, and it would be rude of me to not offer right?

This is just a few off the top of my head. If you have any hobbying pet peeves, please post them here.

 

[naughtylady]

4. Most of the time my hobbying takes place in a 5 star hotel suite, so obviously I am doing an outcall. When the SP's arrive they usually take a look around the large suite or what not. Then they decide to order some room service or drinks. I usually go for the multiple hour sessions anyways to enhance mood and get a decent conversation in. But what drives me crazy is when they order all this shit and don't touch it. They leave the food untouched, they sip their beverage, and almost ordered it just to waste time or order is just for the sake of ordering it. Maybe it is my fault for letting thek order, but hey I want food and drinks too, and it would be rude of me to not offer right?

Talk about NO CLASS!! I couldn't imagine such a thing! Actually 1, and 3 are just no class, and 2 is false advertising, but 4 just takes the cake for poor manners.

Ronnie,
Naughtylady

 

[PHNINE]

Naughty Lady,

How about some pet peeves for SP's. I am sure the list is very very long, but what are some of the more unusual things that drive you nuts about clients. Disregarding the obvious, like not being showered, or not having the right amount of money upon your arrival or what not. Are there any pet peeves that a bit unusual or only drive you nuts? I think that would be an interesting read...

 

[naughtylady]

Not counting not being showered (which to me is a goog excuse to shower together... baths are good too!) Or not the right ammount of cash...



My biggest pet peeve is people who call me to make a date at some future date (be it is a couple of days or weeks) enen confirms the day before but on the day of no call, no cancellation, nothing... when you make a date with me, I put that time aside for you and will refuse others that time slot, so with out a cancellation call or email, I end up losing twice!

I also especially do not appreciate calls at 3 or 4 in the morning... I actually don't like calls before 11 AM but I cannot expect people to automatically know that I am not a morning person... but 3 in the morning is just plain rude... even if I am up, it is still not appreciated!

People who take advantage of the fact that I am time impaired (I have a hard time estimating how much time has past and how much time it takes to do things). On the same line> People who do not budget for the possibility of going over time who knowingly go over time and do not discuss it with me at the appropriate time. I do not mind being a little generous with my time on occasion, but taking advantage of it is anotherthing entirely. If I decide to hang with you after that is one thing but please do not take advantage...

Any body want to add to my list? How about PHNINE's list?

Ronnie,
Naughtylady

 

[PHNINE]

Guess no one wants to add, but please do. I am fine though with the two of us alone in a room, I mean thread...

 

[lovin spoonful]

The showering thing is always brought up, but realistically, how many johns are considered dirty?

Other than the stuff mentioned, it's frustrating when you schedule a time and without any notification, the girl shows up an hour late. But it just seems to be a fact of the business.

Also, it bothers me when the money isn't off the table within the first couple minutes (while I'm looking away or whatever). Not really a case of 'out of sight, out of mind,' but I feel almost a bit pressured if only because I think it should be dealt with first. But that's personal preference, and I suppose some people prefer doing it after.

 

[PHNINE]

The rule of thumb for any knowing hobbyist is to offer the money up front, either leaving it in plain sight for the SP to see and take or handing it to her before she even needs to ask. Asking for it is very uncomfortable for the ladies, let alone for the guys at times. And if you think they will forget then you are really full of yourself. However with that said I have had the ladies forget a couple of times. LOL but that's because I am cute...

And trust me if you have talked to any of these girls on a personal level they will tell you there are plenty of dirty johns, plenty. Maybe not so common in the TERB, MERB, PERB community of members, but come on we only make up for a certain portion of their business.

 

[Just-ass-weet]

What drives me crazy... hmmm

The really late calls, usually (almost 100% of the time) guys I don't know, calling at 3AM to find out if I would like to come over to their place and party? Ummm, no!

What drives me buggers is when guys yacketty-yack for 20-30 minutes and then complain when the time is up... I am pretty laid back and let time slide, but sometimes I have other things to do.

Also, as Ronnie said, those guys who take advantage of my time. I am very leisurely with my time, but some guys have come to expect to have extra time everytime.

PHNINE, for your first complaint... I don't know anyone who has blamed the guy for this problem (doesn't a guy blame himself enough?!), but I, like most other providers would ASK if there was something we could do to help the process.

#2 - I think that GFE can easily be accessed through reviews... I especially think it is ridiculous for agencies to add this to their website. When someone asks me if I am GFE - I point them to my reviews.

#3 - I am not sure who would leave condoms hanging around, but that is pretty rude! I always bring along a little baggy to throw the bugger out at home if the guy wants.

#4 - As for the food, I can think of a few times where I ordered something and didnt eat it, but then again, neither did he... we were too busy!

xoxox
Anik

 

[lovin spoonful]

The rule of thumb for any knowing hobbyist is to offer the money up front, either leaving it in plain sight for the SP to see and take or handing it to her before she even needs to ask. Asking for it is very uncomfortable for the ladies, let alone for the guys at times. And if you think they will forget then you are really full of yourself. However with that said I have had the ladies forget a couple of times. LOL but that's because I am cute...

You completely misinterpreted my post.

I always leave the money in plain view for it to be taken. However, in some cases, the SP will leave it there until after the session, and that is what I don't like. As I said, I want to get the issue off the table right away, both figuratively and literally.

And personally, I don't like asking a woman I'm about to have sex with how many dirty guys she's been with. In fact, I wouldn't want to pose anyone that question. However, that doesn't mean I'm not curious as to the general consumer audience.


and I don't mean to derail this thread, but didn't you have all your reviews pulled from this site, Anik?

 

[PHNINE]

You completely misinterpreted my post.

I always leave the money in plain view for it to be taken. However, in some cases, the SP will leave it there until after the session, and that is what I don't like. As I said, I want to get the issue off the table right away, both figuratively and literally.

And personally, I don't like asking a woman I'm about to have sex with how many dirty guys she's been with. In fact, I wouldn't want to pose anyone that question. However, that doesn't mean I'm not curious as to the general consumer audience.


and I don't mean to derail this thread, but didn't you have all your reviews pulled from this site, Anik?

You have misinterpreted my post Spoonful. I was not directing the comment at you. I was just saying that it is rule of thumb, or hobbying ettiquette for those that aren't sure. I did read your post right and sorry if I was unclear, but that wasn't for you. I have to agree with you that business is best to be taken of first. Only my second comment about there being no dirty john was too you. LOL

 

[Just-ass-weet]

and I don`t mean to derail this thread, but didn`t you have all your reviews pulled from this site, Anik?

I did indeed and have lifted that ban here on https://merb.cc ... but this isn`t the only place to find reviews, and even without the reviews, a good deal of your regular posters know me... I have a BAD reputation! lol!

Really though, this is a thread about what peeves we have, and maybe I should explain why I don`t like the GFE acronym questions or claims.

I don`t like the questions, because they rarely stop at one... so it might go like this...

Do you do ?
Can I come in your mouth?
On your face?
Will you DFK me?
Can I DATY?
etc...

So now I have a checklist of services that I have to go through when we meet (provided I answered) and for the entire time I have to mentally note each activity. What you end up with is a review that goes like this -

All GFE services were provided, but somehow, she seemed pre-occupied. Well, I guess we just didn`t click! lol!

xoxox
Anik

 

[General Gonad]

Managing expectations

All GFE services were provided, but somehow, she seemed pre-occupied. Well, I guess we just didn't click! lol!

xoxox
Anik

Anik, I think that sums it up! If you click, then you'll both enjoy the experience. Again, I think too many clients have high expectations and set themselves up for disappointments. All this can be avoided by communicating with an SP prior to meeting them. I always ask what her restrictions are and what is her idea of GFE. I also ask a lot of other questions like what she enjoys. If she lies to get some business, then she will never see me again.

People appreciate honesty and if it means losing a client because you refuse certain acts, then so be it. The same goes with agencies. A lot of agency owners think that by putting 'GFE' on every other girl, they will be getting volumes of business. Well, the more astute agencies will simply state that all women are YMMV but this can lead to nice surprises. The number one rule of any business is keep your clients happy; the second rule is to remember the first rule. To all agencies and independent SPs, you need to properly manage your clients' expecations.

One of my pet peeves is punctuality. If you cannot make it on time, then let me know. On a more personal note, I love kissing, and get very aroused by nice, sensual kisses. It would bother me if I was arousing her with my oral skills and she refused to kiss me because it is too 'intimate'. And, what would you call me burrying my head in between your thighs for half an hour?

But what is my ultimate pet peeve? SPs and clients that violate trust and knowingly share information that they shouldn't share. SPs who do not want to be reviewed can let the moderators know.

But I have had some disturbing private messages lately that really concern me about how much SPs share among each other. In this business, you live and die with your discretion - it is simply unacceptable and downright rude to share personal information with others, even if they are SPs that you have known for a long time. I can never accept any excuses for sharing personal information unless it had to do with risking one's personal security. In those cases, you should blacklist any clients that display abusive behavior.

GG

 

[PHNINE]

Why were they pulled Anik?

 

[Rex Kramer]

Another hobbyist's pet peeve, links that don't work, e.g.

http://pages.mlink.net/~annik/

This link is on the frenchkissmontreal.com site.

 

[PHNINE]

So true I hate it when links don't work as well...how ironic that it is aniks link you bring up. LMAO!!!!

 

[Just-ass-weet]

So true I hate it when links don't work as well...how ironic that it is aniks link you bring up. LMAO!!!!

Wrong Anik... that is Annik (a blonde girl)... I don't have a website (at least not a public one)

xoxox
Anik

 

[PHNINE]

Oh I see sorry. I am not familiar with the Montreal scene. Just thought it would have been funny though...

 

[General Gonad]

Wrong Anik... that is Annik (a blonde girl)... I don't have a website (at least not a public one)

xoxox
Anik

Thanks for clarifying this...just one more lovely lady that I need to meet!

Any thoughts on my ultimate pet peeve of sharing information you shouldn't be sharing?

GG

 

[Rex Kramer]

Other pet peeves .......

SPs with simliar names.. anik, annik, anabelle, annabelle, amanda, amenda...

SPs with the same name, but actually different persons all together...

 

[PHNINE]

GG,

Discretion is gold in this industry. However, unfortunately people talk and the amount of information that goes around is shocking. From SP's to other SP's, from SP's to agencies, SP's to clients about other clients, and worse of all agencies to clients. The ironic thing is although I agree with you that discretion is so vital in this industry, we blab about these girls the very first chance we get right here on these review boards. I mean could you imagine if there was a Client Review Board? Scary!! So I guess it is a taste of our own medicine. Don't get me wrong though GG, I agree and it definately deserves to be on the list.