If an escort is board or horny and needs someone to come over

[wasisname]

Shouldn't she be the one paying us. I mean she has the need and we have what she wants.

Just sayin.


I have to laugh at ads that use that approach. Hey 5 bucks I love you long time. I am not easy but I am cheap.

 

[easyguy]

Shouldn't she be the one paying us. I mean she has the need and we have what she wants.

Just sayin.


I have to laugh at ads that use that approach. Hey 5 bucks I love you long time. I am not easy but I am cheap.

Try it with your car mechanic. Tell him that your car is special, thus he needs to pay you to fix it

 

[Merlot]

Hmmm,

Shouldn't she be the one paying us. I mean she has the need and we have what she wants.

Actually, I've been doing very well as an ESR (Escort Sex Reliever) for a long time for those ladies for whom business has been slow and have gotten very horny to the breaking point. I got into it when an ex-escort noticed how easy-going I am and how talented and durable. The only problem is ladies at this state can be very demanding, almost brutal. Ohhhhhhhhh the BRUISES!!! I deal with it as I feel I owe it to them as a real humanitarian who cares about suffering. Please please....no thanks required.

:thumb:

Merlot

 

[Lily from Montreal]

Well said Alyssa! xxx

 

[snoodle]

She might give you a discount if she is broke also lol

 

[Siocnarf]

Don't over-analyze those ads too much. They are selling a fantasy, just like politicians; and sometimes that's just what people want. The important is suspension of disbelief. Some ads are just too clumsy but there is nothing wrong about selling a fantasy.

 

[wasisname]

Don't over-analyze those ads too much. They are selling a fantasy, just like politicians; and sometimes that's just what people want. The important is suspension of disbelief. Some ads are just too clumsy but there is nothing wrong about selling a fantasy.

I know. It still gives me the giggles.


But seriously ladies. 5 dollar me love you long time. Also my mom says I'm cool so you know I have to be a catch.
[although seriously if a girl paid me 5 bucks to even platonically hang out with me for an hour or an afternoon, how awesome would that be. It would be one of the best things to ever happen to me, the sort of thing that I'd take to the grave and people would be saying "hey why is that mother fucker smiling, he is dying a painful death" and I'd be yeah but this one time man... They won't believe me of course but I'd know its true.]