Condom sizes
A sixty year old man walks into a big drug store
and walks up to the girl at checkout #3.
He asks her, "Do you guys have condom here?".
She says "Sure. What size are you?".
"I don't know" he replies.
"Well, just let me check" the cashier says. She
unzips his pants,takes a feel, and then she says
over the intercom,"EXTRA LARGE CONDOMS
TO AISLE 3 PLEASE.EXTRA LARGE CONDOMS
TO AISLE 3."
They bring the condoms and the man pays for them
and leaves. Then, a thirty year old man walks into
the store and up to checkout #3.He asks the girl,
"Do you sell condoms here?".
The cashier replies,"Sure, but what size do you
need?". He says "Well, I don't know."
She says "Just let me check here." She unzips his
pants, takes a couple of tugs and then says over
the intercom,"LARGE CONDOMS TO AISLE
3 PLEASE. LARGE CONDOMS TO AISLE 3."
They bring the condoms and the man pays for them
and leaves.
Seeing this, a fifteen year old boy who hopes to
get lucky goes up to the girl at checkout #3 and
asks sheepishly, "Um, ah, do you guys sell any
condoms here?".
"Yep" she says. "What size do you need?"
"I don't know" he says.
She unzips his zipper for a feel, pauses and says
over the intercom,"CLEAN UP IN AISLE 3 PLEASE.
CLEAN UP IN AISLE 3".
A sixty year old man walks into a big drug store
and walks up to the girl at checkout #3.
He asks her, "Do you guys have condom here?".
She says "Sure. What size are you?".
"I don't know" he replies.
"Well, just let me check" the cashier says. She
unzips his pants,takes a feel, and then she says
over the intercom,"EXTRA LARGE CONDOMS
TO AISLE 3 PLEASE.EXTRA LARGE CONDOMS
TO AISLE 3."
They bring the condoms and the man pays for them
and leaves. Then, a thirty year old man walks into
the store and up to checkout #3.He asks the girl,
"Do you sell condoms here?".
The cashier replies,"Sure, but what size do you
need?". He says "Well, I don't know."
She says "Just let me check here." She unzips his
pants, takes a couple of tugs and then says over
the intercom,"LARGE CONDOMS TO AISLE
3 PLEASE. LARGE CONDOMS TO AISLE 3."
They bring the condoms and the man pays for them
and leaves.
Seeing this, a fifteen year old boy who hopes to
get lucky goes up to the girl at checkout #3 and
asks sheepishly, "Um, ah, do you guys sell any
condoms here?".
"Yep" she says. "What size do you need?"
"I don't know" he says.
She unzips his zipper for a feel, pauses and says
over the intercom,"CLEAN UP IN AISLE 3 PLEASE.
CLEAN UP IN AISLE 3".