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CaptRenault

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Nutsinho

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Gotta love the Turks - Fans of the Turkish football club "Fenerbahce" chant the name of the Russian president during a match with Kiev "Dynamo today.

 

Nutsinho

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So monkeypox is the new fear porn - I blame this guy

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bodick7

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Pas drôle le travail d’escorte, c’est juste des journées de cul…
 
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bodick7

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Vaut mieux avoir la tête pleine et les couilles vides que le contraire.
Ca aide à prendre de bonnes décisions.
 
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bodick7

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The difference between balls and Jehovah's Witnesses?
None. They knocks but don’t come in.
 
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Deux motards marche dans le bois tard le soir,et un moment donné ça crack dans lbois...yen a un qui dit à l'autre, criss moi j'ai peur pas toi? L'autre qui répond :mets en,surtout que tantôt je reviens seul!
 

bodick7

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Quand une fille annonce qu’elle a la chatte en feu, j’espère que ca lui pique pas trop….
 

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Scientists At Budweiser Attempt To Discover How Many Beers It Would Take For Dylan Mulvaney To Pass As A Woman

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I was at Costco with a friend yesterday (for real) and I was looking at jams. On a rather serious tone, he asked me:

You know the difference between jam and marmelade?

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You can't marmelade your cock up a girl's ass
 
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bodick7

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Difference between balls and Jehovah withness.
No difference. They knocks but don't enter.
 
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bodick7

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J'aime ça aller à la fruiterie parce qu'il y a de la nanas.
 
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