Joke Thread

[Sol Tee Nutz]

Many can relate

 

[Nutsinho]

The guys from the covid threads had a get together to watch Adolf Legault's press conference

 

[Jude75]

Je pense que quelqu'un a laissé tomber quelque chose

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HA Nonnnnn:Oups:

 

[maximus.dickus]

Every evening my 87 yr old neighbor knocks on my door, says he has not seen his wife all day, don't know what to say but try to explain that she died 2 years ago.
Now normally I would sit him down and have a long talk to get him to understand his wife has died and stop coming over but the smile on his face when he leaves is priceless.

Anthony Jeselnik rip off

 

[CaptRenault]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1517707521343082496

 

[Julia Sky]

My wife found out I was cheating after she found the letters I was hiding.

She got mad and said she is never playing scrabble with me again.

 

[cloudsurf]

I went to Hollywood hoping to see stars. Never saw any because the skies were cloudy at night.

 

[CaptRenault]

 

[Nutsinho]

Gotta love the Turks - Fans of the Turkish football club "Fenerbahce" chant the name of the Russian president during a match with Kiev "Dynamo today.

 

[Numerati]

Elevator Prank - Explosive Diarrhea - YouTube

 

[Nutsinho]

So monkeypox is the new fear porn - I blame this guy

 

[bodick7]

Pas drôle le travail d’escorte, c’est juste des journées de cul…

 

[bodick7]

Vaut mieux avoir la tête pleine et les couilles vides que le contraire.
Ca aide à prendre de bonnes décisions.

 

[Nutsinho]

 

[bodick7]

The difference between balls and Jehovah's Witnesses?
None. They knocks but don’t come in.

 

[sene5hos]

 

[funnyricky]

Deux motards marche dans le bois tard le soir,et un moment donné ça crack dans lbois...yen a un qui dit à l'autre, criss moi j'ai peur pas toi? L'autre qui répond :mets en,surtout que tantôt je reviens seul!

 

[Like_It_Hot]

 

[bodick7]

Quand une fille annonce qu’elle a la chatte en feu, j’espère que ca lui pique pas trop….

 

[Numerati]

1:11 LOL

Had to share this....

"Unlike real weights they're easier to pick up the heavier they get." ---- LOLOLOL.... HAHAHAHAHAHAHA...

Never Skip "Re-Racking Your Weights" Day - YouTube