Joke Thread

[David Sel et Poivre]

HER: Where do you live honey?

ME:

 

[AHarper]

Doctor says to patient; " This Viagra will last at least four hours."
Patient: " Four hours !!! What am I gonna do with the 3 hrs 58 mins left...teach her how to drive stick shift ! "

 

[ThunderLipps]

 

[David Sel et Poivre]

Quand la SP (AD

) vous demande de ne pas jouir avant votre rendez-vous avec elle...

 

[ThunderLipps]

 

[DouMan]

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This is hilarious, haven't laughed so much in ages

 

[ThunderLipps]

 

[David Sel et Poivre]

 

[Cujo1234]

Two sperm cells are furiously swimming side by side in a woman's body. After a while one sperm cell has trouble keeping up and says to the other sperm cell, "Geez, I'm getting pretty tired, how much farther is it to the uterus?" The other sperm cell looks back at him and laughs, "The uterus? Hell, we're not even half way to the esophagus."

 

[Cujo1234]

Q: Why did the sperm cells cross the road?
A: Because I accidentally wore the wrong socks today.

 

[Cujo1234]

Q: What's the difference between an epileptic corn farmer and a prostitute with diarrhea?
A: One shucks between fits.

 

[ThunderLipps]

 

[Stan Smith]

Joke de woke​

 

[AirBo]

 

[AirBo]

 

[Cap'tain Fantastic]

Global warming

 

[AirBo]

 

[Thor Jr]

Whatever you do in life, always give 100%...…..Unless you're donating blood..

 

[minutemenX]

 

[AirBo]