Quand la SP (AD
) vous demande de ne pas jouir avant votre rendez-vous avec elle...
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Two sperm cells are furiously swimming side by side in a woman's body. After a while one sperm cell has trouble keeping up and says to the other sperm cell, "Geez, I'm getting pretty tired, how much farther is it to the uterus?" The other sperm cell looks back at him and laughs, "The uterus? Hell, we're not even half way to the esophagus."
Q: Why did the sperm cells cross the road?
A: Because I accidentally wore the wrong socks today.
A: Because I accidentally wore the wrong socks today.
Whatever you do in life, always give 100%...…..Unless you're donating blood..
A man walks into a bar. Upon sitting down a busty blond waitress pours him a drink and asks if he would like some food. He looks up at the menu above the bar. It says Hot Dog $2, Cheeseburger $5, and Handjob $10.
He asks the waitress, "Miss, are you the one who gives the handjobs?"
She winks and replies, "Why yes I am." He says, "Well wash your hands, I want a cheeseburger."
He asks the waitress, "Miss, are you the one who gives the handjobs?"
She winks and replies, "Why yes I am." He says, "Well wash your hands, I want a cheeseburger."
Does she still have to wash her hands if you want a hot dog?A man walks into a bar. Upon sitting down a busty blond waitress pours him a drink and asks if he would like some food. He looks up at the menu above the bar. It says Hot Dog $2, Cheeseburger $5, and Handjob $10.
He asks the waitress, "Miss, are you the one who gives the handjobs?"
She winks and replies, "Why yes I am." He says, "Well wash your hands, I want a cheeseburger."
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