Joke Thread

[AirBo]

 

[David Sel et Poivre]

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I would choose the top right one... everytime

 

[bodick7]

At least, some libertarians has sense of humour

 

[DouMan]

At least, some libertarians has sense of humour

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And "vive le Q"

 

[Thor Jr]

This ape looks way too happy...

 

[tonyone]

yah

 

[Mandouke]

What did Jeffrey Dahmer say to Lorena Bobbit?

Hey, are you going to eat that?

 

[David Sel et Poivre]

Oh Disney & Pixar... !

 

[AirBo]

Actually a real toy. If you take a good look at it, there are so many things wrong with this packaging lol

 

[bodick7]

And "vive le Q"

Americans are probably not there yet. Ha!Ha!

 

[bodick7]

Actually a real toy

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C’est pas un peu plate quand la queue n’entre pas ?

 

[Thor Jr]

Actually a real toy

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Airbo, i told you a dozen times, I'm exit only..

Glides up to 30 feet, sounds like my last colonoscopy.

One thing i wont put up with, is a proctologist with bad depth perception.

 

[Mr.Parker]

How do you spot a blind man on a nude beach?

It’s not hard.

 

[Mr.Parker]

In a lesbian relationship, which one cooks?

Neither, they eat out.

 

[Flabert]

Oh Disney & Pixar... !

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[bodick7]

 

[David Sel et Poivre]

 

[David Sel et Poivre]

 

[CaptRenault]

Jim Gaffigan in Canada:

 

[David Sel et Poivre]