Joke Thread

[David Sel et Poivre]

Quand la SP (AD

) vous demande de ne pas jouir avant votre rendez-vous avec elle...

 

[ThunderLipps]

 

[DouMan]

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This is hilarious, haven't laughed so much in ages

 

[ThunderLipps]

 

[David Sel et Poivre]

 

[neverbored]

Jokes: The Story Of A Man Who F**ked A Stripper Raw In The A$$!

The Story Of A Man Who F**ked A Stripper Raw In The A$$. Posted By Persist

worldstarhiphop.com

 

[Cujo1234]

Two sperm cells are furiously swimming side by side in a woman's body. After a while one sperm cell has trouble keeping up and says to the other sperm cell, "Geez, I'm getting pretty tired, how much farther is it to the uterus?" The other sperm cell looks back at him and laughs, "The uterus? Hell, we're not even half way to the esophagus."

 

[Cujo1234]

Q: Why did the sperm cells cross the road?
A: Because I accidentally wore the wrong socks today.

 

[Cujo1234]

Q: What's the difference between an epileptic corn farmer and a prostitute with diarrhea?
A: One shucks between fits.

 

[neverbored]

 

[ThunderLipps]

 

[Stan Smith]

Joke de woke​