Official MERB Paris Hilton Thread!!!

[Techman]

As for Lindsay being sexy: I was walking out of a magazine store a week or so ago when i was stopped in my tracks by a cover photo that totally got my attention; It was a face shot of Lindsay, wearing a lot of make-up but applied in such a way that i had drool spilling out of my mouth...(I think it was Maxim magazine, but I'll check...)

Shijak, with Photoshop you could make even the homeliest person look like a dream girl. Lohan has shapeless legs and no ass. Compared to other actresses such as Jessica Alba, Scarlet Johannson and many others, she doesn't measure up.

Doc, Judy Garland had more talent in her little finger than Lindsey Lohan can ever dream of having. She is a mediocre actress surviving on her tabloid fame. If she's lucky she'll end up with a career in B-movies. If not, maybe she'll end up in porn. But if she continues the way she's going, she'll end up as just another statistic.

"It looks like she hit a curb and some shrubbery," Foxen said.

From the nypost article. Maybe Monty Python was involved in this!

Sorry...I couldn't resist.

 

[shijak]

Shijak, with Photoshop you could make even the homeliest person look like a dream girl. Lohan has shapeless legs and no ass. Compared to other actresses such as Jessica Alba, Scarlet Johannson and many others, she doesn't measure up

Awwwww, Techie, you had to go and burst my bubble ...

(why, god WHYYYYYYY!!!)

 

[Slippery_When_Oiled]

Lindsay Lohan's Legs Wrapped Around a Stripper's Pole

A new video of Lindsay doing striptease has popped up on the website for her new movie "I Know Who Killed Me".

http://news.ninemsn.com.au/article.aspx?id=269748

 

[Lusty Pig]

You celebrity fart-catchers have got to get a life.

 

[Techman]

Awwwww, Techie, you had to go and burst my bubble ...

(why, god WHYYYYYYY!!!)

It's ok. I'd still bang her anyways.

 

[The Teacher]

This will be the official Paris Hilton thread! SP's who look like her in body and facially? POST IT HERE!!! Movies or pictures of her in jail or other compromising spots? POST IT HERE!!! Wanna bitch about her privileged life and family and treatment? POST IT HERE!!! Get the point? LOL I am not obsessed with her...ok, the first step is to admit you have a problem, right? LOL Oh well, she is my type...sexy, dumb, blonde and rich...isn't that everyone's type? LOL Ok boys, or girls...lets get started!

 

[Lone Rider]

This says it all....

 

[Mod 6]

This will be the official Paris Hilton thread! :

Fair enough. All merged.

Mod 6