Random thoughts (*rises from the dead*)

[S.S neo]

Always surprises me that some guys are rarin' to go that early. Maybe they work nights.

I am one of those. I just generally think that there’s a acceptable time for each sin.
No alcohol before 3pm
No ice cream before noon
No gambling before 8pm
No weed before 9pm
And no SP between 4 and 11 am. I just can’t picture myself eating ass and going anal at 8:30am. Jesus would be offended.

 

[twenty4seven]

I am one of those. I just generally think that there’s a acceptable time for each sin.
No alcohol before 3pm
No ice cream before noon
No gambling before 8pm
No weed before 9pm
And no SP between 4 and 11 am. I just can’t picture myself eating ass and going anal at 8:30am. Jesus would be offended.

Well he famously wasn't around on this mortal plane long enough then to enjoy these lesser sins. Getting a text afterwards that says something to the effect of, "I'm still gaping and it's feels so good walking around downtown with loose holes," while you're eating lunch is about the best thing to ever happen to a man.

 

[bodick7]

Always surprises me that some guys are rarin' to go that early. Maybe they work nights.

I wake up at 5. One of my favorites told me she wake-up at about same time as me.
I usually do 10 km on a nice bike path in order to have a session at a motel just before 8.
One time, I could ear the motel landlord (a friendly dude) snoring…
I gradually went louder until shouting and knocking on desk wall.
When he woke up, I told him I was sorry to do all this noise.
He told me it was ok to waking him up « brutally » if I may say. Ha!Ha!

Last saturday, she joined me in my rv trailer around 8:30. A nice outdoor escape beside a river.
An advantage is that I can park trailer nearly anywhere at this time and nobody will bug me.
Commando style, It’s the greatest way to start a day.

Latest sessions I had since 2-3 years is around noon so yes,
I would definitely bring something for Julia’s breakfast.

 

[Smitty Jaeger-Manjenson]

"Jesus, take the wheel"
Do you reckon He'd know how to drive a stick shift? They didn't have those in 1st century Nazareth.

 

[Lunaseraphim]

Men who book a morning appointment and ask what they should bring you for breakfast are the best. <3

Men who book a morning appointment and ask what they should bring you for breakfast are the best. <3

Yes! And mimosas

 

[Julia Sky]

Im cracking up reading these replies looool

Good morning. I'm headed to breakfast (wink wink) soon.

 

[bodick7]

Yes! And mimosas

I found out a dfk with mouths full of mimosa taste like candy.

 

[urquell]

I was just thinking about expressions like "dialing the phone" and "hanging up" and dealizing these are linguistic anachronisms that repsent actions that no longer take place in the and that younger people may hae without even understanding what they actually mean, except in a cultural context sort of way. Trying to think of other ones that may apply to me..

Also reminded me of those youtube videos where they out a rotary phone in front of young people and ask them to make a call, for which they will receive a reward once accomplished but they can't figure out how to do it. lol

 

[LeDodo]

Having your genitals touched by a professional escort feels different with a professional nurse.

 

[Smitty Jaeger-Manjenson]

I was just thinking about expressions like "dialing the phone" and "hanging up" and dealizing these are linguistic anachronisms that repsent actions that no longer take place in the and that younger people may hae without even understanding what they actually mean, except in a cultural context sort of way. Trying to think of other ones that may apply to me..

Also reminded me of those youtube videos where they out a rotary phone in front of young people and ask them to make a call, for which they will receive a reward once accomplished but they can't figure out how to do it. lol

Imagine Squid Game for zoomers and survival hinges on dialing a rotary phone.

 

[urquell]

Imagine Squid Game for zoomers and survival hinges on dialing a rotary phone.

They couldn't do that on Squid game. Half the people are supposed to survive each of the squid games! lol

 

[LeDodo]

It's the cicadas season now

 

[LookAlike]

It's the cicadas season now

Euhhhh…. C’est quoi cicadas season ?

 

[LeDodo]

Euhhhh…. C’est quoi cicadas season ?

C'est le pic de l'été quand Le sol est constamment chaud.

Y'a des gens qui disent que l'automne est dans environ 6 semaines à partir de là

 

[Cap'tain Fantastic]

Euhhhh…. C’est quoi cicadas season ?

Canicule avec le chant constant des cigales.

 

[ChloeCoeur]

I was in a high rise today and in the elevator with a 40'ish woman (we were the only two people in it) and she ripped a fart. The she just looked over at me and grinned. Didn't look embarrassed and looked like she had absolutely zero fucks to give. I laughed with her and I think I may just have fallen in love with her a little bit. i just loved her attitude. I might have loved her even more if she had been better looking, but still, I might have been able to overlook that just because I know how much fun someone like that would be. I bet she's awesome in bed. sigh.

I have been thinking about this story all week because it's beautiful and lowkey I totally believe in doing unhinged shit and then just grinning

 

[Jizzy]

Campbell's soups have been disappointing me lately. They're really going Scotch on how much meat they add to their Chunky line. I'll refrain from buying, their star no longer shines brightly like it once did. Might get some Chef Boyardee if I insist on a cheap, no-effort meal.

Progresso…..

 

[LookAlike]

C'est le pic de l'été quand Le sol est constamment chaud.

Y'a des gens qui disent que l'automne est dans environ 6 semaines à partir de là

You're never too old to learn something new. Thank you @LeDodo and @Cap’tain Fantastic for contributing to that.

 

[urquell]

so I heard a joke, and it's probably an old joke, and It goes: A Roman centurion walks into a bar, holds up two fingers and says "I'll have 5 beers please".

Ok, that was worth a small chuckle from me, but as my brain processed the joke then I started to wonder "How did the Romans do multiplication and division using Roman numerals?". The question continued to bug me until finally I had to go look it up. All I can say is: fuck Roman numerals. (well, Etruscan numerals)

Now you have something to lay awake and think about at night when you can't sleep. lol

 

[Lunaseraphim]

so I heard a joke, and it's probably an old joke, and It goes: A Roman centurion walks into a bar, holds up two fingers and says "I'll have 5 beers please".

Ok, that was worth a small chuckle from me, but as my brain processed the joke then I started to wonder "How did the Romans do multiplication and division using Roman numerals?". The question continued to bug me until finally I had to go look it up. All I can say is: fuck Roman numerals. (well, Etruscan numerals)

Now you have something to lay awake and think about at night when you can't sleep. lol

We're more alike than you believe