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urquell

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I was in a high rise today and in the elevator with a 40'ish woman (we were the only two people in it) and she ripped a fart. The she just looked over at me and grinned. Didn't look embarrassed and looked like she had absolutely zero fucks to give. I laughed with her and I think I may just have fallen in love with her a little bit. i just loved her attitude. I might have loved her even more if she had been better looking, but still, I might have been able to overlook that just because I know how much fun someone like that would be. I bet she's awesome in bed. sigh.
 

LeDodo

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I was in a high rise today and in the elevator with a 40'ish woman (we were the only two people in it) and she ripped a fart. The she just looked over at me and grinned. Didn't look embarrassed and looked like she had absolutely zero fucks to give. I laughed with her and I think I may just have fallen in love with her a little bit. i just loved her attitude. I might have loved her even more if she had been better looking, but still, I might have been able to overlook that just because I know how much fun someone like that would be. I bet she's awesome in bed. sigh.
Missed opportunity to exchange farts
 
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Smitty Jaeger-Manjenson

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Old, obscure cartoon named Stripperella predicted Las Vegas getting a NHL team (in this case, the "Las Vegas Iceholes") and winning the Stanley Cup. This is some Illuminati shit going on.
 

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Smitty Jaeger-Manjenson

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Campbell's soups have been disappointing me lately. They're really going Scotch on how much meat they add to their Chunky line. I'll refrain from buying, their star no longer shines brightly like it once did. Might get some Chef Boyardee if I insist on a cheap, no-effort meal.
 

S.S neo

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Always surprises me that some guys are rarin' to go that early. Maybe they work nights.
I am one of those. I just generally think that there’s a acceptable time for each sin.
No alcohol before 3pm
No ice cream before noon
No gambling before 8pm
No weed before 9pm
And no SP between 4 and 11 am. I just can’t picture myself eating ass and going anal at 8:30am. Jesus would be offended.
 

twenty4seven

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I am one of those. I just generally think that there’s a acceptable time for each sin.
No alcohol before 3pm
No ice cream before noon
No gambling before 8pm
No weed before 9pm
And no SP between 4 and 11 am. I just can’t picture myself eating ass and going anal at 8:30am. Jesus would be offended.
Well he famously wasn't around on this mortal plane long enough then to enjoy these lesser sins. Getting a text afterwards that says something to the effect of, "I'm still gaping and it's feels so good walking around downtown with loose holes," while you're eating lunch is about the best thing to ever happen to a man.
 

bodick7

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Always surprises me that some guys are rarin' to go that early. Maybe they work nights.
I wake up at 5. One of my favorites told me she wake-up at about same time as me.
I usually do 10 km on a nice bike path in order to have a session at a motel just before 8.
One time, I could ear the motel landlord (a friendly dude) snoring…
I gradually went louder until shouting and knocking on desk wall.
When he woke up, I told him I was sorry to do all this noise.
He told me it was ok to waking him up « brutally » if I may say. Ha!Ha!

Last saturday, she joined me in my rv trailer around 8:30. A nice outdoor escape beside a river.
An advantage is that I can park trailer nearly anywhere at this time and nobody will bug me.
Commando style, It’s the greatest way to start a day.

Latest sessions I had since 2-3 years is around noon so yes,
I would definitely bring something for Julia’s breakfast.:)

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Lunaseraphim

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Julia Sky

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Im cracking up reading these replies looool

Good morning. I'm headed to breakfast (wink wink) soon.
 
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