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Cosmo

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Continue svp.

C'est fascinant ce que tu dis-la Maylee.En a tu d'autres comme ca?Sans nommer personne bien sure!C'est bien d'avoir du feed-back des mp's.Ca fait changement,on en a besoin aussi.Je vois regulierement tes posts sur les 2 boards,on voit que tu aimes ce que tu fait,bravo!
 

Chewie

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OK, im no escort or stripper or masseuse, and neither was she.... but last sunday, in the back of my car, i ate out this girl so well.... she definatly wants a repeat... :p

Are we allowed to rate ourselves?
 

Techman

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Chewie said:
OK, im no escort or stripper or masseuse, and neither was she.... but last sunday, in the back of my car, i ate out this girl so well.... she definatly wants a repeat... :p

Are we allowed to rate ourselves?

No, we can't rate ourselves. And next time at least take her to a motel, you cheapskate :D
 

Special K

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Maylee's posts

I really wish I could read Maylee's posts but unfortunately I don't understand French. I know it's asking alot but would any of the french speakers here be willing to translate her posts in this thread?

Maylee, I understand you're more comfortable with using the French language but would it be asking to much to ask you to post in English if you're bilingual? It would be much appreciated by the English only speakers here.

Thanks,

SK
 

HockeyFan4MSOG

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maylee said:
Please, can someone help me with my poor english?

Maylee


You write better English than others that have used it as their only one, don't be afraid. :D

Google and Altavista get the job done some but not well enough, as the English is very broken and subtle enough differences to ruin the joke.

About the manly looking stripper and the glass? What did she pull out and put in the glass?
 

Special K

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Hi agree Maylee, you write in English better than alot of native English speakers. Lol.

I totally understand your desire to write in French and I respect that decision.

Hopefully someone can help in translating your posts as you seem like you've got some great things to contribute to the board.

Thank you,

SK
 

CaptainPicard

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Hey...get a translator!!!

Why the hell, should french speaking people have to translate their posts. It's there to read and if your interested in it, get someone to help you out.
Maybe you could even learn some french on the way...or is that too much to ask?

Maylee, continue comme ça. Le français n'est pas une langue de seconde classe. Si tu veux améliorer ta connaissance de l'anglais c'est correct, mais ne te sent pas obliger de le faire ici....surtout pas, ma belle!

Dis-toi: facilement la moitié des personnes ici comprennent le français.
Le Capitaine
 

HockeyFan4MSOG

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l33T 0r HaX0r SPe4K iS teh B3sT L4nG4uG3!!! :p
 

Chuckles

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*pant pant* My attempt at translation...

Good enough, I hope...


We see all sorts of types, I am going to name some of them, I think that they speak for themselves... Don't worry, I will never name names, I am still professional...

1 - THE PARANOID CLIENT

Is there someone else here?
I think that I was followed...
Your neighbor saw me and looked at me funny...
Have you washed your sheets?
Do you think that this will show up on my face, what I just did?
Your soap smells too good, can't you smell it?

2 - THE DETESTABLE CLIENT

Do you do BJs?
Do you fuck a client?
How much does it cost to get more? ("extras")
You must be glad to get to massage a good-looking guy like me...

3 - THE WORRIED CLIENT

I'm not sure that I'm going to have an erection.
If I don't have an erection, what are we going to do?
If I come too quickly, what are we going to do afterwards?

4 - THE CURIOUS CLIENT

You do how many clients a day?
You do how many clients a week?
When are you going to go on vacation?
Do you take RRSP (or Social Security)? (Thanks, SA!)
Do you have a car?
Is it paid off?
Are you thinking of doing this for a long time?
Do you like this?
How are your clients?
What do they do to (for?) you?
Is my penis big enough?
Do you see many big ones?
It doesn't make you blush to see penises every day?

5 - THE CLIENT ON TOP OF HIS AFFAIRS (or "on top of his game", maybe...)

I go every week to see masseuses.
I know them all.
I fuck them all one day or another.
I know that we're going to finish by fucking.
Me, I'm capable of keeping an erection up for hours, and I can fuck all night...

6 - THE "NICE GUY" CLIENT

Hi, Maylee, good to see you.
I'm nervous, but I have confidence in you.
I think that you know what you're doing, and I'll let you do it.

It's this genre that we encounter the most... and there are some that fit all these groups together at once, it all makes a jackpot.

The "why of the thing" of why it isn't obvious to take new clients... (mine) do you understand better now?

Maylee (the bad girl)
 
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eastender

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Why suppress Maylee

CaptainPicard said:
Why the hell, should french speaking people have to translate their posts. It's there to read and if your interested in it, get someone to help you out.
Maybe you could even learn some french on the way...or is that too much to ask?

Maylee, continue comme ça. Le français n'est pas une langue de seconde classe. Si tu veux améliorer ta connaissance de l'anglais c'est correct, mais ne te sent pas obliger de le faire ici....surtout pas, ma belle!

Dis-toi: facilement la moitié des personnes ici comprennent le français.
Le Capitaine

Captain Picard,
Maylee has expressed a desire to improve
her English - to a much greater extent
than English members wish to improve their
French - their loss not Maylee's.

But now you wish to supress Maylee.Your
English is much better than her English.Do you
offer to help her?No.Do you adopt an each one
teach one position?No.Do you offer advice to
Maylee so she may reach your level of English?
No.

Why?Because as most elitists you wish to maintain
your position of superiority.Similar to premier
Duplessis who promised the American owners of
asbestos mines in Quebec the lowest wages in the
world you wish to deny Maylee the opportunity for
personal and economic growth.App.60 years ago
Duplessis suppressed the Quebec workers - in 2005
you perpetuate the tradition.

Basically in Quebec the sex industry offers the
workers the lowest renumeration in North America.
An obvious advantage to you and everyone who
prefers to pay the least for the best.If Maylee
and other workers improve their English they
will also improve their ability to work outside the
province,learn about better wages and working
conditions,effectively driving the local rates
upwards.

You are the only one in this thread to refer to
French as a second class language.It is not.
But your phrasing transforms the arguement
from an economic and personal growth issue
to an emotional one,the old demagogue's/
politician's trick of hiding the real issue(s).
 
M

Mod 2

Please guys, don't make this thread become another French/English language debate. The objective of the thread was initialy for the girls to tell us about their stories, and I am sure I am not the only one to want this thread to continue in the same direction.

This post along with the previous ones and any more language debate posts will be moved to a separate thread later today.

Thank you

M2
 

Techman

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Please

This may seem strange coming from me, but let's not turn this into another language thread. Whatever language someone wishes to post in is fine. We've been through this discussion before in threads that were started just for that purpose and if you want to get back into the discussion just revive one of those threads. Let's just get back to the reviews.

This has been a public service announcement. We now return you to your regular programming :cool:
 

eastender

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Bonne chance Maylee

maylee said:
Merci beaucoup pour ton support Eastender, et ta traduction est très bonne Chuckles, merci infiniment. Des réer, moi non plus je ne sais pas comment dire ça en anglais :eek:


Pour Eastender,

Je ne voudrais pas parler de politique et qu'on en fasse un débât ici, je ne veux pas être mêlée à ça. On va en revenir s.v.p. à ce thread qui est supposé être le fun et qui ne devrait pas parler de ce genre de sujet.

Tout dévie facilement dans la politique quand on parle de la langue française...

Mais je comprends très bien ton point de vue et le respecte, mais je reste prudente et ne veux pas faire de commentaire. Je ne me sens pas inférieure pour autant de ne pas être parfaite en anglais, assez pour l'exprimer correctement.

Mais j'apprécie énormément la parenthèse ouverte à ce sujet et le temps que tu as pris pour l'écrire.

Alors, revenons en à le sujet de ce thread, on verra ce qui va se passer, si on veut me traduire, vous êtes les bienvenue...

Merci,

Maylee

Bonne chance Maylee - je respecterai tes
positions.
 

eastender

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Context

Mod 2 said:
Please guys, don't make this thread become another French/English language debate. The objective of the thread was initialy for the girls to tell us about their stories, and I am sure I am not the only one to want this thread to continue in the same direction.

This post along with the previous ones and any more language debate posts will be moved to a separate thread later today.

Thank you

M2

Another thread is fine as long as the context is
referenced(linked).Also it is not an exclusive
French/English language debate issue but mainly
touches personal growth,socio-economic issues,
the relationship between service provider and
service user which brings it full circle to the
thread origins.
 

spiky

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Come on guys...girlz

Let's keep on posting funny adventures...
This thread make me smile on the inside and the outside :) :)

BTW: je m'identifie quelques fois a certaines situation lofoques lues précédemment :p

I can see myself sometimes into hillarious situations previously stated...

Spiky
 

Chuckles

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SA, thanks! My memory fades on me when I'm at work, and that was one phrase that just (even now) won't come back to me...

Maylee, de rien. Mon francais, ce n'est pas le mieux, mais ca marche de temps en temps. J'aime vos types; j'ai un ami qui EST le numero "4". :eek:

Any time... :)
 

wolfman

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techman

well said..bien dit.........let's all enjoy the ladies' stories whatever language they're in............pourais-t-on profiter des histoires des femmes peu importe francais ou english. PEACE
 

Lion Heart

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Ahhh les avocats...

Maylee,

Étrange que ton client avocat n'ait pas aidé à ramasser ses dégats :eek:...ils sont pourtant habitués à en brasser :D.

Lion Heart
 

eastender

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Preparation

Lion Heart said:
Maylee,

Étrange que ton client avocat n'ait pas aidé à ramasser ses dégats :eek:...ils sont pourtant habitués à en brasser :D.

Lion Heart


??? il se preparait pour plaidoyer en cour.
 
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