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An analogy if I may:
Going to a stripclub is like a hungry man looking through the windows of a restaurant at delicious food he cannot eat.
An escort is like having the best meal delivered right to your door for you to enjoy as you please.
Montreal prices are ridiculously low compared to Western Canada. Outcalls are available for what you would spend at a fancy strip place. Just get an outcall and be done with it.
Going to a stripclub is like a hungry man looking through the windows of a restaurant at delicious food he cannot eat.
An escort is like having the best meal delivered right to your door for you to enjoy as you please.
Montreal prices are ridiculously low compared to Western Canada. Outcalls are available for what you would spend at a fancy strip place. Just get an outcall and be done with it.
Looked like you never entered a Québec strip club, unless you went to a tourist trap club like Wanda's or Chez Paré !
If you want to treat yourself like a king (beside the SP incall), check the massage parlor
I tried a massage parlor once and I felt like I was on an operating table waiting to get an operation. Lol
Depends on what one is looking for. I like the social aspect of a stripclub. I do not always want to have to be in a quiet room and have to dish out in excess of $200 for fun. Sometimes I want to spend just max $60 chill at a club watch the shows enjoy my drink, the show, chat with some strippers, and take a few lapdances and try to get more and if I do there is a big satisfaction of doing what is forbidden. Anyhow to each their own. My analogy or escorts are it is like a pizza delivery. You look through a menu order the pizza of your choice it gets delivered. You pay then you eat it.
The idea was to avoid the tity bars at downtown. Meaning get a place at downtown but drive to an out of town tity bar. Personally if I had no car I would just skip the stripjoints all together. Closest I can check is Pink Paradise which is at Cartier station. Sources du Sexe is also doable by bus but it takes lots of time to get there but still better then ripoff low mileage joints like Chez Paree and Kamasutra.
Might as well get some more recommendations from you fine people. Anywhere not on this list I have to eat?
I have reservations at Au pied de Cochon and Joe Beef. I plan to eat at Schwartz, St Vieteur and Cocoa 70. Anywhere else is a must?
I haven't decided on my poutine place.
I have reservations at Au pied de Cochon and Joe Beef. I plan to eat at Schwartz, St Vieteur and Cocoa 70. Anywhere else is a must?
I haven't decided on my poutine place.
for poutine you got choice: http://www.mtlblog.com/2016/07/22-b...nts-you-need-to-eat-at-if-you-havent-already/
For crepes, if you want to try them (something I can't ever find made well in USA), Chez Suzette in Old Montreal.
For authentic Chinese, Beijing in Chinatown.
For trendy new cuisine (like lettuce tacos with bulgogi style beef), Deville Dinerbar is my favorite downtown restaurant.
St. Viateur is great for Montreal bagels, but be forewarned that they do not age well. Eat them within 6 hours of seeing them roll out of the oven, or not at all. Low fat content is the reason they turn crusty very quickly and they are done within 24 hours. Very quick shelf life on a Montreal bagel. I love them but eat em within 6 hours or freeze the fuckers.
Cacao 70 is a great dessert place. It's also not a bad place for breakfast, although I would say L'Avenue serves the best breakfast in Montreal.
For Italian, I love D'Emma in Old Montreal, and for Steak, I like Gibby's in Old Montreal. They are both longtime running, well established, higher priced venues that consistently deliver outstanding meals and I have been to both places many times in the last 15 years.
I love Cafe Depot's coffee and their muffins. Muffin quality much higher in Montreal than in like establishments in the USA. Also like Muffin Plus at Complexe Dejardins.
For pizza, I have not found, despite many tries, any pizza in Montreal that is even close to what I can get in New Haven, Connecticut, where you can find the best pizza in the USA (3 top 11 pizzzerias in the USA are in New Haven in Pepe's, Sally's and Modern Apizza). However, I can't get crepes or bagels or muffins here like I get in Montreal. Pizza just is not a strength of the Montreal scene. But the Montreal culinary scene offers a lot of other surprises.
I don't know what your taste is in cuisine so cannot hone in with more specific advice.
P.S. Regarding Smoked Meat, Schwartz's is the place to go and it one of the few places that has its own smokehouse, grandfathered in under the law. But honestly I feel smoked meat is just a glorified corned beef, and I am not really a fan of either.
The duck in a can is a must...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=llUGqul4TtQ
Best Regards Bon Apetit'
Smuler
I like your choice EB.
And yes Pied de Cochon still a good choice altought not really for me. I would go first to Club chasse et Peche or Chez Toqué.
In regards to coffee, my go to place is Toi moi Café on Laurier, that will make you discover a very nice area near mount royal.
As for pizza, best one is Bottega on St-zotique street.
Cheers!
Wont even need a menu as this is what I decided to have before I made reservation. Kinda bummed I won't be able to try their poutine though.
If you want high mileage action go straight to Le Gentlemen at Marieville... If you just want bump and grinding action check out Pink Paradise at Laval or Le Garage at Mirabel. If you just want to watch non stop fun stage shows and are okay with just hands on tits and ass then check out Les Amazones this is at Montreal close to downtown.
In town now.
Went to to pink paradise last night and had a great time.
Thinking of going to a massage parlour tonight or tomorrow. Can someone recommend a safe one with girls who can speak English? Prefer Caucasian. Ideally one that has a website with photos.
Ate at Au pied de Cochon. It was of course amazing.
So far the city is amazing, with the esception of the endless construction!
Went to to pink paradise last night and had a great time.
Thinking of going to a massage parlour tonight or tomorrow. Can someone recommend a safe one with girls who can speak English? Prefer Caucasian. Ideally one that has a website with photos.
Ate at Au pied de Cochon. It was of course amazing.
So far the city is amazing, with the esception of the endless construction!
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