The escorts that I meet always seem to be surprised that I don't have a wife or GF. To describe myself physically, I'm 45, 6 feet tall, have gray hair which has been steadily disappearing on the top of my head, a bit overweight, but not too much. I have a mustache and goatee. When I was younger, growing up, my friends were all girls. You'd think this would make me "girly", right, but, no, I also had 3 brothers, who knocked my head in the dirt all of the time. When I was a bit older, hanging out with the guys who'd moved into the neighborhood was okay, but we played football all of the fucking time. I spent one summer vacation, I think between 7th and 8th grade, playing football every goddamned day. At least the girls were creative. "Okay, what are we doing today?" "You're my husband and our child is a giraffe and he doesn't like Tuesdays." Go! When you're with a girl at that age, every day is impromptu theater. I think that kind of random creativity helped me in my career when I got older. A bit older, one of the girls who I was friends with, who I hadn't seen in years, was murdered. She had become a drug addict and a prostitute. Nobody knows who killed her or why, and here I am now a regular punter. But even the hobby gets old. Who would have thought that you can get tired of slamming hot 23 year old women? So, pretty soon I'm going to step away and rejoin the world. I've been told by many women, "You're the nicest guy I've ever met!" It would be nice to hear that from a GF and not an escort.