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Review Face Ratings

In General, do you think the ratings given to Montreal Escorts by MERB reviewers are?

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JH Fan

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May 15, 2008
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Hell, I don't even have a 1st Career, let alone a 2nd......No, you missed my point. The poll is public so we can get the opinions of the lurkers. Could be interesting......

Well as you all know my opinion isn't worth it !
I made sure of this so I can say whatever I want even if it doesn't make sense :)

Basically, I go for girls with jet black long hair, nice figures, my size and I'm always happy since I'm always partying when I'm in Mtrl (like in the other thread... says)

So I lurk basically for the negative reviews to avoid a weirdo or a nut-burger !
Cuze unlike Protagoras, I'm not into bitches :) :)
 

The Führer

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Jun 17, 2010
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Reality mais non

Mais non et pour deux raisons.

Si la rencontre est comme ci comme ca, alors la revue va dramatiser la rencontre comme
si c'étais la pire personne dans l'industrie et a évité a tout pris .

Alors qui si la rencontre fut ok et que la demoiselle aura strike a cord , toucher le bon spot
comme on dis, alors la la revue sera flamboyante et on en finira plus .

Excellent topic.
 

montrealboy75

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I agree with the Führer. Once we've banged a girl, we are some kind of satisfied and tend to overrate her. Overrating a girl we've had an encounter with is also good for the ego.
 

Jman47

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Let's hope this pulls a few out of the shadows to give us their opinions.....

I for one would love to see some "new", "intelligent" participation...comon' gents...and ladies too...
 

The Ayatollah

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Jun 17, 2009
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Ego god yes

I agree with the Führer. Once we've banged a girl, we are some kind of satisfied and tend to overrate her. Overrating a girl we've had an encounter with is also good for the ego.
Very good point montrealboy75. Providing our friends with the most intimate details of our
sexual exploits with the ladies is all about ego . I guess the same applies to board members .
I will go on record to say that I did get a kick at reading some of Doc Holliday’s apologues.
Overated perhaps or perhaps not .
 

JH Fan

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I for one would love to see some "new", "intelligent" participation...comon' gents...and ladies too...

Cmon' man ! I'm doin you a favor ...this way you won't loose to much time eatin' popcorn while reading Merb !
I suspect eating white-yellow fluffy stuff is becoming an addiction of yours.

I personally would add three choices :
BS, FOS and GG style !
 

hungry101

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Oct 29, 2007
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OK guys....Someone tell me...What the hell is a 6 or a 10? I we using the Mohs scale of hardness or the Munsell color scale or anything close to a scientific scale? Hell no. Even TER provides a description to go along with a facial rating. We don't even do this. Our scale is only relative to the last few girls you have seen and thats it. Maybe we could come up with celebrity standards from 1 -10 but even this would take thousands of hours to work out and would be subject to interpretation.

The face scale is highly subject to interpretation. Also, the same women can go from the girl next store to a knock-out with make up, proper rest, lighting, the right outfit, my attitude, and my blood alcohol concentration....and if my Cialis kicks in they sometimes go up another notch on my personal scale.
 

Aeolus

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Oct 30, 2009
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Rating faces is the hardest part of writing reviews for me. I always try to be diplomatic by avoiding the 1-10 scale, as I'm aware that the SP might read the review. The last thing I want to do is make a woman who might have a self-esteem problem even more insecure by giving her a numeric rating, especially if I otherwise enjoyed my encounter with her. A fair number of SPs, by their very own admissions, do have self-esteem problems because of real or imagined (more often imagined) imperfections (just consider all the unnecessary boob jobs). I think it's kinder to simply say that someone is average-looking than to say that she's a "5". I fortunately haven’t had anyone under what I’d consider to be a “6” (what I’d euphemistically call “attractive”). If I were to ever encounter an unattractive SP, I’d probably hand her a $20 and tell her that I’m ill (with a turned stomach and a case of the willies) before privately telling the agency that she isn't suitable for sex work and asking for a replacement. If she'd have to pay me to do her, she shouldn't be an escort.

Facial ratings by fellow hobbyists really don't factor much into my decision on whether or not to see a particular SP - unless, of course, a number of reviewers are in agreement that the SP is unattractive. Everyone has different tastes, so a 1-10 rating really doesn’t tell me much unless I know what the rater’s benchmarks for beauty are. My friend and I always evaluate the women who we come into contact with at work on the numeric scale like we’re some sort of Olympic rating panel, and our ratings are consistently 1.5 points apart on average. Sometimes I’m the high rater, and sometimes he is. When I showed him a photo of a SP who I saw last week who I consider to be mesmerizingly beautiful, he only gave her an “8”. Just goes to show how much tastes can differ. And that’s actually a good thing because I want as little competition as possible!

Chances are that if a SP works for one of the better agencies, she's probably going to look good enough to get me hard. So, what I try to do is mentally unblur her picture to imagine what she must look like. Finding-out whether I was even close to being correct when I answer the light tap on the door is part of the adventure.

Since I attribute certain looks to certain ethnicities, it would be helpful if agencies more consistently mentioned SPs’ actual (rather than invented) ethnic backgrounds in their descriptions. This way, I’d have a greater success rate at accurately guessing what the SPs are going to look like. It also wouldn’t hurt if agencies actually made an effort to describe the standout facial features of their girls in words, if they are going to post blurred-out photos. For instance, does the girl have a round face or a long and narrow one? Does she have full lips (not talking labia here)? Does she have high cheek bones (not talking ass)? Is her complexion fair, medium, or dark? Has her hairstyle, length, or color changed since her last photo-shoot?
 

Possum Trot

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Apr 19, 2008
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Interesting that only 7% think the ratings are realistic. The implication is that everyone thinks that everyone else has bad taste or is a liar ....or both. :D

From my own experience I have met many 8's, very few 9's and lot's of 7's. I have to say that at least half of the 9's were below average to poor in bed and one of the plainest girls facially (subsequently retired to pusue a career as a cellist) was exceptionally gifted sexually.
 

Aeolus

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From my own experience I have met many 8's, very few 9's and lot's of 7's. I have to say that at least half of the 9's were below average to poor in bed and one of the plainest girls facially (subsequently retired to pusue a career as a cellist) was exceptionally gifted sexually.

I agree, there is no correlation between looks and service. The most engergetic and enthusiastic SP I've seen was no where near being the most attractive. I think there are very few well-rounded SPs who excel in all categories. Most excel in one or two areas but come up short in the others. Maybe you'll get looks and service, but she'll flop in the personality department, or you'll get personality but really uninspired sex. Or you'll get porn quality full-service and a bad blowjob. I'm always amazed when I'm with someone who has been with 100s of guys, and she still hasn't mastered something as simple as a blowjob. Sometimes I feel like giving pointers, but then I rationalize that if she hasn't learned by now, she never will:(.
 

alwaysinnsearchof

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aeolus in these pointers that u'd like to give, do we assume that u know how to give a bj or r u just verbalizing from the receiving end?
 

Aeolus

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aeolus in these pointers that u'd like to give, do we assume that u know how to give a bj or r u just verbalizing from the receiving end?

Funny. That would be the latter: verbalizing from the receiving end.
 
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