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The Bitching thread

Mandouke

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Yes that was kiddish and smalI to say that I agree I used to eat meat but I cant dig it anymore you know cause of you know we can’t be hurting animals but man I really like your food it tastes amazing and smells so appetizing

She didn’t ask me anything, I was the one that said I would never post on MERB , look at me now
But wont posting a review have the same effect I am confused. I can delete the previous posts but not this one , cause it felt like a purge
Brother your experience is your experience and sharing that experience good or bad is helping others make informed decisions. Being true to yourself and expressing your experience and how you feel about things that are said about you by others is the proper way to deal with bad and hurt emotions.

There is nothing wrong with the way God has created you and remaining intact with foreskin is natural, no shame. Psychologically shaming a man for the way God has created them is not a very nice, or pleasant experience. You surely will rise above this bad experience as you have chosen the proper manner in which to deal with it, that is, by expressing yourself and letting it out in words.

More power to you brother!

Remember, seeing the topic of seafood has come up in this discussion that there are plenty of fish in the sea!
 

AlmostMidaged

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Why don’t more escorts greet you by jumping on you and kissing you like you just proposed to them? Is the art of lust no more?
 

LC18

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Why don’t more escorts greet you by jumping on you and kissing you like you just proposed to them? Is the art of lust no more?

Are we talking about an escort you see for the first time or a regular?
 
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envelopes

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Why don’t more escorts greet you by jumping on you and kissing you like you just proposed to them? Is the art of lust no more?

There was a local brothel where they did a cop check greeting

When you knock on the door and they open it. First thing you do is unzip and they suck you off.

Whichever girl happened to open the door was the one who did it

That was funny
 

Charsi-baba

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Brother your experience is your experience and sharing that experience good or bad is helping others make informed decisions. Being true to yourself and expressing your experience and how you feel about things that are said about you by others is the proper way to deal with bad and hurt emotions.

There is nothing wrong with the way God has created you and remaining intact with foreskin is natural, no shame. Psychologically shaming a man for the way God has created them is not a very nice, or pleasant experience. You surely will rise above this bad experience as you have chosen the proper manner in which to deal with it, that is, by expressing yourself and letting it out in words.

More power to you brother!

Remember, seeing the topic of seafood has come up in this discussion that there are plenty of fish in the sea!
Didn’t expect this much support for my willy :( thanks everyone :)
 

LC18

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@envelopes I would delete this if I were you as some agencies might consider it “stealing”. I don’t know if the agency knows your handle but just to be safe
 

AirBo

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I see a regular SP. I always try to do 90 min but the booker always refuses it
Seems like the booker is just trying to book her for as many clients as possible.

I'm not sure I get the booker's logic. From what I understand, it's not like you're trying to extend a 1h rdv at the last minute. You're only trying to book 90 mn upfront. Booking 90 mn is just more business from you then the booker can still book pretty much the same amount of rdv after you. Besides, you're a regular with this girl.

The easiest business to make is the one you already have (meaning: take care of your regulars. Let them spend more money if they want to).
 
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LC18

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If she drives herself and he's her last rdv, who cares? It's not like he's trying to see her "outside" of the agency.

We never know how bookers/agency see things. Just proceed with care.

Another member said something about an escort he’s seen many time on here and it had consequences ¯\_(ツ)_/
 

Gazoo64

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Just had a conversation with the booker and he says hes not refusing the 90 min appointment, he says it's her who doesn't want it.

Now I have no idea who is telling the truth!

I will just take the 60 min appointments and shut my mouth before I get banned lol
I had a similar situation in which an SP I was seeing regularly said one thing, and the booker said something else!
I don’t remember the exact situation.

As a side note, the SP said that I was one of her favourite clients, which was true because I was seeing her regularly and we had good chemistry.
The booker said that she had many regular clients and that “he was doing me a favour” when I was trying to book longer appointments. lol!
What a joke!! Doing me a favour?!?
The SP clearly liked longer appointments with a regular client, for obvious reasons.

Anyway, I won’t go into details, but in this case, it was obvious the booker was lying.
 

DouMan

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This seems slightly over complcated for nothing?

Maybe she does prefer 60m meetings generally. But with you she feels comfortable for longer periods.

All she has to do is tell the booker 60m for the majority but if (you) calls it's ok for x time. Problem solved no ?
 

AirBo

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Thought of the day: Don't complain here whenever the booker or escort knows who you are. It rarely ends well for us if we still have stakes in the matter.
 
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AirBo

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Well that's always been my problem. Can't keep my mouth shut :(

Yeah, that sounds like me

You know, I've allowed myself to say tons of things in this thread that surely were not to everybody's taste and for good reasons. But fact is I haven't had much stakes in any of this up to now since I was mostly only seeing my fav in 2023.

But now, I'm about to start booking indies (and I don't intend to hide who I am on this board) and maybe keep booking with some agencies who might have figured out who I am.

This will be quite a test. Whatever heat I may get, I will have to respectfully accept it.

What you sow is what you reap.
 
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Fradi

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Around the corner
Thought of the day: Don't complain here whenever the booker or escort knows who you are. It rarely ends well for us if we still have stakes in the matter.
This is why I don’t deal with agencies or even assistants to Indy’s.
I only book independents and deal directly with them, never liked middle men in any type of transaction.
 

Sylar

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Thought of the day: Don't complain here whenever the booker or escort knows who you are. It rarely ends well for us if we still have stakes in the matter.

I just found this thread and it looks like I have been missing out.
I am the same as you, so I'll start with my first pet peeve knowing that it will probably be read by the party involved. It's a complaint on a high level, I really enjoy the place and can see myself continue to go there for many years, but I will still rant about their categorization / description about body types: :p

Ultimate Spinner - Never managed to book, so who knows?
Spinner - Unlikely a spinner, 20% chance that it is, hit or miss
Quasi-Spinner - Not a spinner, usually an extra few pounds
Slim - Not slim, usually curvy or normal
Very Slim - Normal and sometimes slim
Slim Curvy - Not slim, curvy or chubby
Very Slim Curvy - Not slim, usually normal figure with baby fat
Slim with small/nice feminine curves - Not slim, usually chubby
Slim with feminine curves - Not slim, chubby
Slim with perfect/great curves - Not slim, very curvy
Slim with toned body - Not slim, normal figure
Slim with small natural curves - Not slim, super curvy and bootylicious
Very slim athletic - Normal figure
 
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