The Joe.T Memorial FM® Yankees Suck Thread for 2008

[Joe.t]

LOL Josey,

This is what makes you sooooo funny. Your team has a streak and you think Anon should concede. You are so weak. DON'T forget our Patriots bet where you said the Patriots won't even make the playoffs this year...$160 chump.

Cheers,

Korbel

Same goes for you Korbie my good man, just concede now and I will make you a sweet deal, its the least that I can do for a delusional friend.


Brett Farve drops back to pass and touchdown!!!, Wow what a catch by Bubba Franks!!! Ellis Hobbs gets burnt for the umpteenth time this year, the first place Jets now lead the last place Patroits 35 to 0, the Pats are definitely missing Samuel.

 

[anon_vlad]

Concede the bet to me now and pay me $260.00 and I will knock $100.00 off of our bet, if not prepare to suffer the consequences(the wrath of the New York Yankees).

I offered you a more generous bet when my team was 8.5 ahead. The Wankies are still sucking the hind teat.

By the way, your Wankies have to play LAA 6 times in the first few days of Aug. Starting from next month, Boston sees lots of KC. Balt and Cleveland. (slurp!)

If you need $260 so badly, wash more windshields and bend down and pick up the plastic bottles you now drunkenly stumble over.

 

[Joe.t]

I offered you a more generous bet when my team was 8.5 ahead. The Wankies are still sucking the hind teat.

By the way, your Wankies have to play LAA 6 times in the first few days of Aug. Starting from next month, Boston sees lots of KC. Balt and Cleveland. (slurp!)

If you need $260 so badly, wash more windshields and bend down and pick up the plastic bottles you now drunkenly stumble over.

Woooo i'm scared and i'm shaking like a leaf, I think that I will let my dog sleep with me in my bed starting tonight.

My offer has now expired and is off the table, I was trying to be nice, it's your funeral.

PS- Wasn't the call on Lowell in the ninth of friday's game the worst call that you have ever seen.

 

[Special K]

Now that's the Sidney Ponson we all know and love. Haha. 4.0 Innings, 10 Hits, 7 ER, 1 K...Bwaahh...on the other hand Cy Lester was phenomenal again! Going to the game tomorrow to see the 11-1 Daisuke throw another masterpiece.

the Pats are definitely missing Samuel.

You mean the already injured Samuel?

 

[anon_vlad]

Woooo i'm scared and i'm shaking like a leaf, I think that I will let my dog sleep with me in my bed starting tonight.

I hope your dog only humps your leg.

 

[korbel]

Woooo i'm scared and i'm shaking like a leaf, I think that I will let my dog sleep with me in my bed starting tonight.

Hey Josey,

Well, everyone needs a special friend...lol.

Try this,

Nice win streak by the Yankees the $210,000,000 team. Now that Joba Chamberlain showed he can pitch a great game against very tough competition it looks like NY is going to be "on fire" ..."unhittable" ..."unbeatable" ...and Joe.t is a genius...lol!!!

Cheers,

Korbel

Awwwww buddy, looks like the "curse of Korbel" got to the Tankers in just one night. Ohhhhh too bad. It was such a nice streak too. Oh well, easy come easy go. Hope the dog didn't steal the sheets last night...lol.

Happy mornings,

Korbel

 

[Joe.t]

Hey Josey,

Well, everyone needs a special friend...lol.



Awwwww buddy, looks like the "curse of Korbel" got to the Tankers in just one night. Ohhhhh too bad. It was such a nice streak too. Oh well, easy come easy go. Hope the dog didn't steal the sheets last night...lol.

Happy mornings,

Korbel

Ahh!!! the almighty Korbel has spoken again, it must mean another 8 game winning streak is on the way, I thank you and I bow to you my very powerful friend.

 

[korbel]

Ahh!!! the almighty Korbel has spoken again, it must mean another 8 game winning streak is on the way, I thank you and I bow to you my very powerful friend.

Hey Josey,

Want to bet on it???????????

Do I hear clucking,

Korbel

 

[korbel]

Ahh!!! the almighty Korbel has spoken again, it must mean another 8 game winning streak is on the way, I thank you and I bow to you my very powerful friend.

Baltimore 13 Yankers 4
Whoa Josey...nice start to that win streak... bwahahahahahaha...and to the mighty last place Orioles too. You are soooo good for a laugh...lol. You were lucky you chickened out on that bet. I knew you had no guts. Next time save the hot air for winter when it's useful.

snicker, chordle, guffaw,

Korbel

 

[Joe.t]

Pudge is a Yankee!!!

The curse of the mouth that roared has struck again!!

http://mlb.mlb.com/news/article.jsp..._id=3224994&vkey=trade2008&fext=.jsp&c_id=mlb

Thanks again Korbel, the almighty grand master of the curse.

 

[Joe.t]

Manny gone.

Yesssssssss!!!!! can you say "Throw in the towel"

http://msn.foxsports.com/mlb/story/8398506?MSNHPHMA

It is now down to a tight race between the Yankees and Devil Rays.

The Dead Sox are unofficially eliminated.

I pray to you oh powerful korbel.

 

[korbel]

LOL Josey,

Here, pray to zeno for your adolescent pimples:

http://www.myzeno.com/acne_thermo.htm
Acne Heat Treatment with Zeno

The proprietary technology developed by Tyrell, Inc. triggers a heat shock response in micro-organisms that cause skin lesions, bringing about the self-destruction of those micro-organisms and allowing the skin to return to a healthy, normal state.

Now don't say I don't care about you...sweetie..LOL!

Chordle,

Korbel

 

[Joe.t]

LOL Josey,

Here, pray to zeno for your adolescent pimples:

http://www.myzeno.com/acne_thermo.htm
Acne Heat Treatment with Zeno

The proprietary technology developed by Tyrell, Inc. triggers a heat shock response in micro-organisms that cause skin lesions, bringing about the self-destruction of those micro-organisms and allowing the skin to return to a healthy, normal state.

Now don't say I don't care about you...sweetie..LOL!

Chordle,

Korbel

Who you taking in the World Series, the Yankees or the Cubs?

 

[korbel]

Yesssssssss!!!!! can you say "Throw in the towel"

http://msn.foxsports.com/mlb/story/8398506?MSNHPHMA

It is now down to a tight race between the Yankees and Devil Rays.

The Dead Sox are unofficially eliminated.

I pray to you oh powerful korbel.

Hey Chicken Lips,

NESN is reporting that the deal is not certain at this moment. As usual you bluster like a pimpled schoolboy at the first sniff of any unsubstantiated rumor.

Regardless, I have always had a lot of sentiment for the Chicago teams. They were the only teams who went longer than the Sox without a World Series, and this year makes 100 years since the Cubs won. Now that the White Sox took it in 2005, I would love to see the Cubs take it if the Red Sox don't...no matter who else they play except Boston. It would be nice to see a good Series instead of the Cubs facing the sure Bronx chokers.

Also, it sure has been tough paying for all of these championship hats, shirts, etc, for the Red Sox, Patriots, and Celtics. You can thank your stars the Yankers have sucked so bad like every New York team so you have not had to spend anything on championship gear and memorabilia in this century...bwahahaha!

Cheers,

Korbel

 

[Joe.t]

Hey Chicken Lips,

NESN is reporting that the deal is not certain at this moment. As usual you bluster like a pimpled schoolboy at the first sniff of any unsubstantiated rumor.

Sorry but the deal is done and has been confirmed by the hottest chick in sports broadcasting Heidi Watney.

You should never doubt the power of your own curse Korbel, only Kevin Kennedy
has a bigger curse than you.

 

[Special K]

Sorry but the deal is done and has been confirmed by the hottest chick in sports broadcasting Heidi Watney.

You should never doubt the power of your own curse Korbel, only Kevin Kennedy
has a bigger curse than you.

Is this a bad thing or an incredible rejuvenation for a team that had a huge problem kid on their hands? Jason Bay has numbers matching Ramirez this year, is 7 years younger, $14M cheaper and not a piece of shit!

The only you seem to have right lately Joe is that YES Heidi Watney is the hottest chick in sports broadcasting!

 

[rumpleforeskiin]

Sox Throw In Towel!!

TRADE FUTURE HALL OF FAMER FOR BUNCH OF SCRUBS!!

July 31 (AP) The Boston Red Sox today, in a move decried as "throwing in the towel" by fucking morons® everywhere, traded perennial All Star Nomar Garciaparra for light hitting shortstop Orlando Cabrera and banjo bat first baseman Doug Mientkiewicz.

"The 2004 Red Sox are doomed," beamed fucking moron® Joe.T, declaring, "The Yanks over the Cards in 4."

 

[Doc Holliday]

Is this a bad thing or an incredible rejuvenation for a team that had a huge problem kid on their hands? Jason Bay has numbers matching Ramirez this year, is 7 years younger, $14M cheaper and not a piece of shit!

Plus....HE'S A GOOD CANADIAN KID!!

 

[korbel]

Sorry but the deal is done and has been confirmed by the hottest chick in sports broadcasting Heidi Watney.

LOL Josey,

Heidi Watney? She has a job in sports broadcasting because she's a smiley with breasts. Who do you get your hard news from...Hannah Montana???

Get real,

Korbel

PS

Nice game be Pettitte last night giving up 11 hits and 9 ER. Looks like the curse of your mouth.

 

[Doc Holliday]

Did the Red Sox get robbed?

For some reason, i hadn't realized that this trade wasn't simply a Manny-for-Jason Bay trade. The Red Sox lost other players in that transaction. They lost one of their top prospects in Brandon Moss & a former number one pick in Craig Hansen, who's yet to reach his potential. All they got in return was Jason Bay? Wow!!

For years, the Red Sox have not been able to deal Manny Ramirez because they couldn't receive fair market value for him. And you know something? They didn't get it this time. But I'll give the Red Sox credit for this: They made an organizational determination -- the players, the manager, the front office, the owners -- that this Ramirez disturbance was different and far more volatile than the others and perhaps would linger. There's no denying that the Red Sox gave up far more than they hoped to make this deal happen with the Dodgers and Pirates. They gave up Brandon Moss, one of the most popular players among the brass and manager Terry Francona. They gave up Craig Hansen, one of their recent first-round draft picks, who has all the potential in the world, but somehow couldn't get it done. A year from now, we may all be saying: How on earth could they have given up on Manny and a good player like Moss and a good young reliever like Hansen for Jason Bay? But that just goes to show you how dire the situation with Ramirez had become before the Sox shipped him to the Dodgers at the trade deadline today.

http://www.fannation.com/truth_and_rumors/mlb?cnn=yes