Hey!! You calling my Aunt Beatrice an old lady? She happens to be younger than Roger Clemens. Well, maybe she is an old lady nonetheless.Korbel said:
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The Joe.T Memorial Yankees Suck Thread for 2007
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Yeeeeeeeeees!
Hello Joe. t,
He's baa aaaaack!
ORTIZ WALKOFF!!! That's right baby. Now I want to see you do some more crying about this one you marvelous One-Hit-Wonder. Oh the Devil Rays sweep of the Sox just isn't looking too good...bwahahahahahaha. And the right fielder might...maybe would have had a chance to catch the ball if he was where he should have been...hehehehehehehe. Who's your PAPI!
By the way Josey boy, the Sox don't play tomorrow so your prediction that the Yanks would take 1st place on the 16th was as dead as Caesar yesterday. The best you could have done before tonight was a 1/2 game behind. Now there is just more room. So WRONG, WRONG,
WRONG AGAIN!!!
Sleep tight sweety,
Korbel
Hello Joe. t,
He's baa aaaaack!
ORTIZ WALKOFF!!! That's right baby. Now I want to see you do some more crying about this one you marvelous One-Hit-Wonder. Oh the Devil Rays sweep of the Sox just isn't looking too good...bwahahahahahaha. And the right fielder might...maybe would have had a chance to catch the ball if he was where he should have been...hehehehehehehe. Who's your PAPI!
By the way Josey boy, the Sox don't play tomorrow so your prediction that the Yanks would take 1st place on the 16th was as dead as Caesar yesterday. The best you could have done before tonight was a 1/2 game behind. Now there is just more room. So WRONG, WRONG,
WRONG AGAIN!!!
Sleep tight sweety,
Korbel
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If Maddon had a ounce of common sense in that brain of his now would be the time to have someone's bat(Ortiz) confiscated and not when ARod was at the plate.
Geeeeeez
That's your answer! That's weak...and oh sooooo sad even for you.
So...Who's Your PAPI!!!
Korbel
Hello Joe. t,Joe.t said:If Maddon had a ounce of common sense in that brain of his now would be the time to have someone's bat(Ortiz) confiscated and not when ARod was at the plate.
That's your answer! That's weak...and oh sooooo sad even for you.
So...Who's Your PAPI!!!
Korbel
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Maybe someone's brain needs to be confiscated. I see you're also a fucking moron where the Marquis of Queensbury is concerned, Joe.Joe.t said:If Maddon had a ounce of common sense in that brain of his now would be the time to have someone's bat(Ortiz) confiscated and not when ARod was at the plate.
Ziggy, here's your chance for some easy dough.
The Boston Massacre part 3 is about to begin and the Red Sox will be the Dead Sox by Monday as the lead will be down to 1.5 games(sweep by the Yankees, my prediction), I predict Saturday's game between Beckett and Wang will determine the CY Young winner(Wang) and I am expecting a pitching masterpiece by Clemens on Sunday, hopefully Francona gives Gagne some innings.
Unfortunately I will miss the majority of Friday's game between Pettitte and the guy who has been getting bombed like pearl harbour as I will be in Montreal getting my nuts sucked but as soon as I am done with that deed I should be able to catch the end of the game at Champs where the Yankees should have the game well in hand, Matsuzaka and Gagne what a frightening combo.
Unfortunately I will miss the majority of Friday's game between Pettitte and the guy who has been getting bombed like pearl harbour as I will be in Montreal getting my nuts sucked but as soon as I am done with that deed I should be able to catch the end of the game at Champs where the Yankees should have the game well in hand, Matsuzaka and Gagne what a frightening combo.
Yawn. A day without a moronic prediction from you, Joe, is like a day without sunshine.Joe.t said:The Boston Massacre part 3 is about to begin and the Red Sox will be the Dead Sox by Monday as the lead will be down to 1.5 games(sweep by the Yankees, my prediction), I predict Saturday's game between Beckett and Wang will determine the CY Young winner(Wang) and I am expecting a pitching masterpiece by Clemens on Sunday, hopefully Francona gives Gagne some innings.
Unfortunately I will miss the majority of Friday's game between Pettitte and the guy who has been getting bombed like pearl harbour as I will be in Montreal getting my nuts sucked but as soon as I am done with that deed I should be able to catch the end of the game at Champs where the Yankees should have the game well in hand, Matsuzaka and Gagne what a frightening combo.
By the way, Joe, I'm not sure that an allusion to Pearl Harbour in discussing the performance by a Japanese pitcher is in the best of taste, but I wouldn't expect a fucking moron to understand that.
Another good night for Coco and a collar for the corpse of Judas Demon extends the lead to .012. Time is getting might short, Joe. When's the corpse gonna start hitting?
Does anybody know if Ortiz's bat was confiscated last night for testing?, with Ortiz up in the ninth inning of any game it should be cause for concern, I hope MLB has looked into it at least once.
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rumples your right and i apologize to all the Japanese people out there, i can't help myself sometimes because after all I am a fucking moron.rumpleforeskiin said:
Yup.
Hello Joe.t ,
Josey boy...that is the most stunningly accurate and darn sweetest thing you ever wrote. You Yankers fans sure got all the proof you would ever need of the DANGER of Ortiz bat during the ALCS of 2004. Obviously you gush with overflowing admiration of this legendary hitter. Thanks for the appreciation you little darling.
Big big HUG!
Korbel
Joe.t said:Does anybody know if Ortiz's bat was confiscated last night for testing?, with Ortiz up in the ninth inning of any game it should be cause for concern, I hope MLB has looked into it at least once.
Hello Joe.t ,
Josey boy...that is the most stunningly accurate and darn sweetest thing you ever wrote. You Yankers fans sure got all the proof you would ever need of the DANGER of Ortiz bat during the ALCS of 2004. Obviously you gush with overflowing admiration of this legendary hitter. Thanks for the appreciation you little darling.
Big big HUG!
Korbel
Montreal weather man.
I truly love your predictions. They make me feel so much at home. Like the ever changing New England weather they change right after every failure of your previous predictions right on schedule. AND, every prediction is provided with the reassurance in the same perfect certainty as the previous one immediately after they fail without a miniscule hint of any shame whatsoever...Bravo. I will say I agree totally with your statement about Beckett and Wang. But why keep blowing your credibility with such silliness about Clemens. You must know he is not completely recovered and will only be out there because the Yankers can't afford to keep pushing their other starters without proper rest. I see his injury tightening up no later than the 5th.
Ziggyman...you are a freaking damn horny BASTARD. Sorry if that doesn't separate you from the rest of us...lol.
Lots of love,
Korbel
Hello Josey boy,Joe.t said:The Boston Massacre part 3 is about to begin and the Red Sox will be the Dead Sox by Monday as the lead will be down to 1.5 games(sweep by the Yankees, my prediction), I predict Saturday's game between Beckett and Wang will determine the CY Young winner(Wang) and I am expecting a pitching masterpiece by Clemens on Sunday, hopefully Francona gives Gagne some innings.
Unfortunately I will miss the majority of Friday's game between Pettitte and the guy who has been getting bombed like pearl harbour as I will be in Montreal getting my nuts sucked but as soon as I am done with that deed I should be able to catch the end of the game at Champs where the Yankees should have the game well in hand, Matsuzaka and Gagne what a frightening combo.
I truly love your predictions. They make me feel so much at home. Like the ever changing New England weather they change right after every failure of your previous predictions right on schedule. AND, every prediction is provided with the reassurance in the same perfect certainty as the previous one immediately after they fail without a miniscule hint of any shame whatsoever...Bravo. I will say I agree totally with your statement about Beckett and Wang. But why keep blowing your credibility with such silliness about Clemens. You must know he is not completely recovered and will only be out there because the Yankers can't afford to keep pushing their other starters without proper rest. I see his injury tightening up no later than the 5th.
Ziggyman...you are a freaking damn horny BASTARD. Sorry if that doesn't separate you from the rest of us...lol.
Lots of love,
Korbel
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Ooops...no...BIG OOOPS!!!
LOL...terrific one-hitter by Kennedy for 7 innings. I mean it was truly a beautiful effort. That's what makes it such a shame that Britton...I mean your Gagne...I mean Britton blew it...hehehehehe. OOOPS...too bad another of your predictions just got blown too. Damn boy, can't your Yankers win when the Sox are off? What a shame. C'est la vie...the Yankees still SUCK...and the predictions go down as fast as ducks in a shooting gallery...lol.
Toodles silly boy,
Korbel
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Heeeeellllooooooo Jooooooseeeeeey,Joe.t said:The Boston Massacre part 3 is about to begin and the Red Sox will be the Dead Sox by Monday as the lead will be down to 1.5 games(sweep by the Yankees, my prediction), I predict Saturday's game between Beckett and Wang will determine the CY Young winner(Wang) and I am expecting a pitching masterpiece by Clemens on Sunday, hopefully Francona gives Gagne some innings.
LOL...terrific one-hitter by Kennedy for 7 innings. I mean it was truly a beautiful effort. That's what makes it such a shame that Britton...I mean your Gagne...I mean Britton blew it...hehehehehe. OOOPS...too bad another of your predictions just got blown too. Damn boy, can't your Yankers win when the Sox are off? What a shame. C'est la vie...the Yankees still SUCK...and the predictions go down as fast as ducks in a shooting gallery...lol.
Toodles silly boy,
Korbel
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I think it has been confiscated. Mod6 is investigating it for cork.btyger said:
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Kevin Hench is predicting a big big series for Damon, I think that after Matzusaka gets bombed again tonight(and he will)that the Red Sox should give him some time off and make him a relief pitcher, look what it has done for Mussina who pitched a gem the other night after being inserted back in the rotation.
Matsuzaka is 1-4 with a 9.57 ERA in his last five outings and is 2-1 with a 6.98 ERA in three starts against the Yankees, I smell a slaughter.
Anybody who wants to join me I will be at Champs watching the slaughter, I even delayed my date for tonight so I can watch the laugher in full before going out and getting my nutsack swallowed, its going to be a fun fun night for me.
Matsuzaka is 1-4 with a 9.57 ERA in his last five outings and is 2-1 with a 6.98 ERA in three starts against the Yankees, I smell a slaughter.
Anybody who wants to join me I will be at Champs watching the slaughter, I even delayed my date for tonight so I can watch the laugher in full before going out and getting my nutsack swallowed, its going to be a fun fun night for me.
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Mr. Hench, the jack of all trades, master of none, was probably too busy thinking about this weekend's college football games to give much thought to baseball. Or perhaps his mind was on the fall TV schedule, his other passion.
Getting back to baseball analysts, which Mr. Hench is not, Dayn Perry, late of Baseball Prospectus, now of Fox Sports, and author of "Winners: How Good Baseball Teams Become Great Ones," reminds us today what makes a quality post-season team: Power pitching. Solid defense. A quality closer. Three ingredients for postseason success.
To judge the quality of closers, Perry suggest using BP's metric, Relievers' Expected Wins Added (WXRL.) By this standard, the Sox are 3rd in MLB, the Yankees 11th. Notch one for the good guys.
To evaluate the starting rotations power number , Perry uses their K/9 numbers. Here the Sox come out 2nd in MLB, the Yankees 13th.
In looking over the teams' defense, he turns to the Plus-Minus System (PM), developed by the smart guys at Hardball Times. Sox third, Yankees ninth.
Perry's conclusion: "As the numbers above show, the Red Sox are clearly the class of baseball when it comes to having the kind of team that thrives in the postseason. The NL is more tightly bunched, but the D-backs and Mets both have what it takes. As for the Yankees, well, it appears their "drought" will continue.
If this is indeed our playoff fray, then don't be surprised if, when all is said and done, we end up with the Red Sox in triumph over the Diamondbacks or Mets."
Getting back to baseball analysts, which Mr. Hench is not, Dayn Perry, late of Baseball Prospectus, now of Fox Sports, and author of "Winners: How Good Baseball Teams Become Great Ones," reminds us today what makes a quality post-season team: Power pitching. Solid defense. A quality closer. Three ingredients for postseason success.
To judge the quality of closers, Perry suggest using BP's metric, Relievers' Expected Wins Added (WXRL.) By this standard, the Sox are 3rd in MLB, the Yankees 11th. Notch one for the good guys.
To evaluate the starting rotations power number , Perry uses their K/9 numbers. Here the Sox come out 2nd in MLB, the Yankees 13th.
In looking over the teams' defense, he turns to the Plus-Minus System (PM), developed by the smart guys at Hardball Times. Sox third, Yankees ninth.
Perry's conclusion: "As the numbers above show, the Red Sox are clearly the class of baseball when it comes to having the kind of team that thrives in the postseason. The NL is more tightly bunched, but the D-backs and Mets both have what it takes. As for the Yankees, well, it appears their "drought" will continue.
If this is indeed our playoff fray, then don't be surprised if, when all is said and done, we end up with the Red Sox in triumph over the Diamondbacks or Mets."
Hey chicken shit(ya you rumples who else would i be talking about) care to wager on who will get more hits in the series Crisp or the about to be red hot Damon(according to Kevin Hench), just remember Damon is about to go up against one of the worst starting pitchers in all of baseball of late(Matzusucka)and Crisp is going up against one of the hottest(Pettitte), what do you say does $160.00 sound good to you chicken shit.
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