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lgna69xxx

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Seriously Doc, I dont even have to try, comes natural when the attacker has zero clue about what they are trying to debate. Leafs pick 5th bro, TSN is saying the big Russian Center from the Sting. If that happens, I for one would be thrilled if we end up with Gally.

PS, you should take Gentle off your ignore list, he really is not that bad. Reacts to things the wrong way ofton but who cares, it is all for fun anyways. He is just supporting his team once he realised they were in the lottery. The fact he did not show up for the entire habs suckie season like every other habs fan on merb is besides the point. :D
 
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Seriously Doc, I dont even have to try, comes natural when the attacker has zero clue about what they are trying to debate. Leafs pick 5th bro, TSN is saying the big Russian Center from the Sting. If that happens, I for one would be thrilled with Gally.

Many predict that Alex Galchenyuk would have been rated #1 had he not lost his entire season due to a torn MCL. He's an amazing player & extreme potential and if he's available when it's time for Canada's team to pick, then they should consider themselves extremely fortunate and draft him.

I also like Filip Forsberg. Don't be surprised if he's also available when comes the time for the Leafs to pick. The Islanders pick ahead of them & they've had a knack over the years to fuck up their pick unless they draft first overall.

p.s. I hope Mtl picks Grigorenko from the 'Q', which is the weakest league in junior hockey.
 

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Wait, so your admitting your a DELUSIONAL HABS FAN? Am I reading this correctly? Well well well, It is about time! Congrats! Crack open a Molson and let the party begin! (you dont go fighting cops and burning down anything in sight down on st cathy's street like those other classless habnot fans do ya? I'd like to think your better than that GHG)

Brave words coming from a delusional fan of a LAST PLACE team!!! LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

At least I don't delete my words / posts - unlike a certain cowardly and fraudulent poster on these hockeys threads ...
 
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Perhaps you're unaware of this, iggy, but hockey is a two sided game. You see, even men on the lines are supposed to play defense. Yes, Kessel scored a lot of points. And he registered 12 hits. 12 hits all season. He actually hit a guy once every two weeks. Kessel is a fucking DH.

The top scorer, Malkin, by contrast had 29. The number 2 scorer, Stamkos, had 109. Number 3 had 70. Number four had 28. Number 5, had 27. Number 6 had 12. Number 7 had 32. Number 8 had 27. Number 9 had 60. Number 10 had 61.

Kessel is a one sided player whose failure to play defense cost his team big time. Kessel was one of just two of the top 10 in points to register a - in +/- and was the only one in double figures.

You getting a bit tired of getting owned by someone who doesn't even follow the game, yet has forgotten more about its nuances than you'll ever know?
 

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And?????

Kessel is not a physical player and never will be, thats not his game and by comparison Malkin is twice the size of Phil on the ice and yea, his whopping 29 hits is just awesome in your mind eh rumps? Phil is paid for his offense and has NEVER once been given a dime for his defensive play, nobody is disputing that nor should they. The man is paid to score and help the Leafs offense and he took huge strides this season. His defense will get better under Carlyle but he will never be a "hitting machine" nor do we want him to be. He is a highly skilled offensive threat aka sniper, one of the very best at his craft and every team would love to have him unless they are equipped w/o brains. Your out of your element rumps, but please do continue.

PS, In the hockey wolrd, rumps, it is called 2 way game, not 2 sided game and one way player not one sided player (for someone thinking he has "owned" someone at least get the correct wording down that goes along with the sport, can ya?) I cringe every time you try to talk hockey, but a smile comes shortly after :lol: Hey, at least your learning, and guess what, free lessons! (I would never take your money)


Perhaps you're unaware of this, iggy, but hockey is a two sided game. You see, even men on the lines are supposed to play defense. Yes, Kessel scored a lot of points. And he registered 12 hits. 12 hits all season. He actually hit a guy once every two weeks. Kessel is a fucking DH.

The top scorer, Malkin, by contrast had 29. The number 2 scorer, Stamkos, had 109. Number 3 had 70. Number four had 28. Number 5, had 27. Number 6 had 12. Number 7 had 32. Number 8 had 27. Number 9 had 60. Number 10 had 61.

Kessel is a one sided player whose failure to play defense cost his team big time. Kessel was one of just two of the top 10 in points to register a - in +/- and was the only one in double figures.

You getting a bit tired of getting owned by someone who doesn't even follow the game, yet has forgotten more about its nuances than you'll ever know?
 

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Don't tell that to Burke - he thinks Leafs ‘going in the right direction’

Yep ! Leafs wants to stay the course !

Last time a bunch or retarded did the same on some other kind of ice, it was 100 years ago (in 3 days).
And they are still re-playing this freaken movie in 3D now with the freakin voice of Celine Dion once again :eek:

Here's Iggy's version (check his imitation of the Leafs choking at 0:35)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pPGm83Uzq-k&feature=related

Careful about any invitation to drink a cold one GHG... you might hear this all night long !

Oh sh!t... I just forgot once again that it was a hockey Thread so here's a good one !
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mJd9-rmGKxY
I just love to see the other 'Dion' at 11:31.... looks like he's choking on somethin'... :eek:
 

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And?????

Kessel is not a physical player and never will be, thats not his game and by comparison Malkin is twice the size of Phil on the ice and yea, his whopping 29 hits is just awesome in your mind eh rumps? Phil is paid for his offense and has NEVER once been given a dime for his defensive play, nobody is disputing that nor should they. The man is paid to score and help the Leafs offense and he took huge strides this season. His defense will get better under Carlyle but he will never be a "hitting machine" nor do we want him to be. He is a highly skilled offensive threat aka sniper, one of the very best at his craft and every team would love to have him unless they are equipped w/o brains. Your out of your element rumps, but please do continue.

LOL!!!! In Rumples' twisted hockey mind, Mike Brown, who hits everything in sight when he's on the ice, will be in the Hockey Hall-of-Fame one day!!! LOL!!! :lol:

Chalk another one up for Iggy!! He's owned Rumples' scrawny ass once again!!!!!!!!!! The ol' guy just never learns that you can't win against Iggy when it comes to hockey!! LOL!!!! :thumb:
 

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Yeah, Phil Kessel had such an awful season......say what????

...OWNED by Iggy once again!!!!!!!!!! Way to send his old dimpled ass back to LUCILLE at the old-aged home, Iggy!!!!!! LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :lol:

LOL,

Talk about "OWNED by Iggy", you write long letters like you're his defense attorney or publicity agent or whatever, cover his butt on everything, and pander to him at every turn. I mean why call him "Iggy"? MASTER would be far more appropriate for you to address him than "Iggy".

Geeeez, you're a very bitter thing. For a guy who was crying about getting along, nothing stops your lack of conscience. This is a sports thread. Rumples wrote a very personal account of a sexual option he called Lucille, which was completely appropriate for this SEX BOARD, even if some like me have no interest. The subject helps promote the purpose of this board, yet you attack it though it has nothing to do with sports. Talk about getting over-the-top and personal as stated in the first post guidelines for this thread.

All of the Toronto boyz insights failed and your Leafs SUCKED MIGHTILY again. Deal with it without attacking personal lives.

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After seeing Burke's press conference... I must say that it's the first time I feel sorry for the guy !

I think deep down he just realized this year that he's stuck with a team of perpetual loosers !
As much as TO's fan keep trying to say that Habs' fan live in the past... the more I think it's TO's.

It has been so long they didn't win the cup now that they keep trying to believe this team will be back like it did before Vietnam !

On the other hand, Habs were very good up until the mid 90's despite Oilers domination in the 80's so for us it's mostly about getting the team back to a level we can be proud of. Certainly not like this year which was a big f*ck up.

I've enjoyed a half dozen Stanley cup parade in Montreal in my life but... for TO's fan it has to be now... pure desperation.
The whole town now look like a bunch of desperate fans that paid and paid so much for.... not much !

I mean I feel sad for all these guys now !
Since... they'll never go through the joy I was able to get by being born here in Mtrl.
So sad !

I think that's why all these grown men from all over Canada are so pissed at us Quebecois !
Politics is nothing... it's the fact they'll never live the level of proud we were able to get.

So I have to say now that I don't envy anyone else living in Canada.
Time to move on and just enjoy Hockey even if it is played in cities with not much history of it like Nashville, San Jose, Phoenix, etc...

God it feels good to be virtuous ! :D
 

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Whether we like the Toronto Leafs or not, the fact of the matter is that they are a part of Canada. I wish the Leafs more success than any American team.
 

Merlot

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Maple Leafs apologize after another lost season

http://www.boston.com/sports/hockey...le_leafs_apologize_after_another_lost_season/

TORONTO—The Toronto Maple Leafs are apologizing after yet another lost season.

A letter posted on the team's website asks fans for forgiveness following a seventh straight season in which Toronto failed to make the playoffs.

The letter Monday was signed by Maple Leafs Sports and Entertainment chairman Larry Tanenbaum. He said "the way this year ended was unacceptable."

The Leafs were in sixth place in the Eastern Conference in February, but won just two of their next 17 games. Toronto has gone longer than any team in the league without making the playoffs.

General manager Brian Burke replaced coach Ron Wilson with Randy Carlyle in March, but the damage was done and the Leafs finished 13th in the East.

Tanenbaum's letter makes no mention of Burke's future, saying only that "ownership believes in the plan for the Maple Leafs."

Burke said Tuesday he didn't plan to change the style of play he feels wins games. He wants the Leafs to dictate the pace, and that means more size and strength. It also means finding a center to play on the top line.

"My view on how hockey teams are built and how hockey games are won has not changed," Burke said. "I still believe that big physical teams win hockey games and if you have two evenly matched teams from a skill perspective, the bigger team's going to win. We need to get bigger. That's my top priority."

The GM echoed the team's mea culpa on the website. The club also sent a similar letter to season ticket-holders. Tom Anselmi, the team's chief operating officer, has pledged to speak with every single ticket holder that has concerns.

"This is about winning, this is about doing right by your fans, this is what we're all into this for," Anselmi said. "Sports is a business, yeah, but it's a business based on emotion and passion and caring. These fans they care."

Carlyle spoke before Burke, and challenged his players. He says his parting message to them is to improve their conditioning and toughen their work ethic.

"It's our job as a coaching staff," he said, "to force, coddle, kick -- whatever word you want to use -- to get them to believe that they can do it".


Burke you idiot, look up the word D-E-F-E-N-S-E!!!

Hey Burkie, if it's about winning, you have failed miserably. If it's about doing right by the fans then do what you have earned and get out.

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Humiliated Burke cries over Leafs collapse disaster.

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Fans feel the shame...Doc far left...Iggy barfing in bathroom.

Sadly,

Merlot
 
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I will state on this site 100 times that i like an 'Iggy' before i'll even state once that i'll ever like a fucking dildo named 'Lucille', ...
Ohhhh boy,

I've got to memorialize this. There's a thousand ways you could respond Doc, but you measuring Iggy against a dildo...PRICELESS. :lol: ...and no one but you started this line of "stuff".

By the way...you were far over 100 times long ago. ;)

I apologize, Merlot....you do have a bit of a sense of humor! :nod:

You mean I'm being too cute when I say I'm "humbled", but you are deeply impressed that I'm a pleasure god for so many gorgeous women as proven by your own account of their first hand testimony to you.

Well, I'll never be able to explain the burden of super stud-dom for serving ripe female beauties to anyone who likes..."an iggy". I could send you my...HOW TO (29.95 + tax and shipping)...but it would be pointless for anyone with certain tastes.

I'm...too sexy for this world...soooo seeexxxy IT HURTS!
:nod: :thumb: Thanks for spreading the word Doc, mon ami. :whoo:

:cool:,

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After seeing Burke's press conference... I must say that it's the first time I feel sorry for the guy !

I think deep down he just realized this year that he's stuck with a team of perpetual loosers !

I don't feel sorry for the arrogant blowhard. While supposedly apologizing he was actually going out of his way to try to justify himself and ludicrously saying that the pieces are in place, the "pieces" being Phaneuf, Kessel, Lupul, Reimer and Gardiner.

Well, Phaneuf is the two-time reigning most overrated player in the entire league. He's slow, clumsy and a defensive liability. Good shot but he can't control it.
Kessel can score but he has no defensive talent and is not a sturdy player.
Lupul had a decent year but will probably never play more than 60 games in a season.
Reimer was a flash in the pan whose flash didn't even last as long as Andrew Raycroft's!
Gardiner shows promise...but so did the woeful Phaneuf YEARS ago! Let's re-examine Gardiner in a couple of seasons and see if he turns out to be a gem...or another gigantic DUD like Phaneuf!

Then Burkie scoffed at Pittsburgh by saying "they won a lottery and got the best player in the game". Well, Burkie also could have won lotteries if he hadn't been so eager to mortgage his team's future by giving away draft picks. Moreover, the Pens have a lot more than Crosby - as they consistently proved during his lengthy absence. Sour grapes by Burkie, the biggest crybaby in hockey!

And yes Burkie is "stuck with a team of perpetual losers" but they're the losers that HE personally collected - as we all know (having been advised by our resident Leaflovers) this is now - and has been for some time - "Burke's team". Truer words have never been spoken because it IS Burkie's team and it IS a team of perpetual losers...just like the useless and hopeless GM himself.
 

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Whoua ! just listened to Rex Murphy's on the Leafs apology ...and I'm shocked :eek:

Here's some of his lines :

1-It's been so long they won that the time scale is geologic !
2-When you lose that long you don't apologize... you go on exil, or take up ping pong instead, etc...
3-It's been so long that whole forests have been lost for it's very wood used to make their hockey sticks....

Mwouhahaha !!!! :lol: :lol:
 

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His defense will get better under Carlyle but he will never be a "hitting machine" nor do we want him to be.
Maybe, but as for now, he sucks. He's a one way player who isn't fit to carry Tyler Seguin's shorts.

BTW, do you realize that in the last 24 hours, the Bruins have won more playoff games than the Leafs have in the last 7 years?

I cringe every time you try to talk hockey, but a smile comes shortly after :lol: Hey, at least your learning, and guess what, free lessons! (I would never take your money)
I know, I know. It ain't easy being owned by someone who barely follows the game. Deal with it, child.
 
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