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joelcairo

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i guess the Scabs are gonna continue to get "LICKED" bwahahahaah! :D

Pretty ballsy talk coming from someone whose team has not managed to win even a single game this year and whose team lost to the habs the only time they played. And don't give any BS about how the Leafs should have won the game and Price stole it - last I heard a goalie is part of the team and last I heard it's the final score that counts...not could have, should have, or would have. Those 3 statements are just excuses for perpetual losers like the Leafs.

And no - for the thousandth time - I am NOT a habs fan - but as bad as the habs are (and have been for the last decade plus) they are still infinitely better than the sad sack Leafs and their 42 (and counting!) years of utter failure.
 

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I also found some astonishing numbers while doing my own research:

Blake: $4.5 million. He has one goal and a -7 (Insane!!!!!)

Stempniak: $3.5 million. He has one goal and a -3 (Crazy!!!)

Grabovski: $2.75 million. What has this Habs cast off ever done? Nothing! (Brutal!!)

Primeau + Mayers + Orr = $3.8 million. Zero goals each and a combined -4 (more marginal multi-millionaires)

Komisarek: $4.0 million for the 194th worst d-man in the league (out of 211). (Say what??)

Beauchemin: $4.2 million for the 202nd worst d-man in the league (out of 211). (Another over paid multi-millionaire!)

Finger: $3.5 million. One assist and a -6. (Again, what's he ever done? I didn't even know who he was until he signed with the Maple Craps.)

Exelby: $1.725 million for a number 7 defenseman who can’t even make it into a bad Laffs lineup! .

Toskala: $4.0 million. The worst goalie in the league - winless in all his starts, an incredible goals against of 5.56 and a horrible .812 save percentage. (Another marginal multi-millionaire!)


Btw, you and retard#2 looked like a lovely pair at last nights Maple Losers game …

ASTONISHING!!!!!!! :eek: :eek:

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face it, Burke if nothing else has shown he is a great gm who wants to get the Leafs back to being an elite club again,, and is doing it the RIGHT WAY!!!!!,,,, and i think he was the perfect choice for the job.... keep it up Burkie....

Yeah...if "elite" means WINLESS!
 

joelcairo

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here we go again doc........ habs fans are really desparate these days..... bwhaahahaha!!

Yeah, habs fans should be "desparate" (sic) - only 2 wins so far this season. But hey - isn't that 2 MORE than the hopeless, pathetic Laffs?
 

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last season, the Leafs were better than the Habs offensively. Now that their defence has improved considerably, including better goaltending, things will get interesting. I wholeheartedly agree!

After seven games things are very interesting indeed.
 

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I remember a year or two ago when some Habs fans were making fun of the Leafs being an old & slow team. No more!!! The Leafs are young, fast, tough, skilled & will scrap with anyone other teams throw at them. No one will dare push around their smaller, skilled players, knowing full well Ron Wilson will send out an army of tough guys to take care of business if that every happens! The Leafs have one top player who could be considered up there in age, and that's Jason Blake. But Blakie is still one of the fastest players on the team & can still score. He'll be relied upon for his leadership more than ever now. Watch out folks, the Leafs mean business & not a single team will take them lightly this season. Habs fans, be afraid! Be very afraid!!

Right Doc, the entire NHL is trembling with fear at the thought of playing Burke's gang of clowns.
 

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another stepping stone for the young and talented Leafs...... alot of good things are happening with this new look Leafs team..... !

SURE they are! Hey, the Laffs might be winless in 7, they might be off to one of the worst starts ever in the history of hockey, but look on the bright side: they took the habs to OT before losing their season opener at home! They got that big point - assuring that they would not finish their season with ZERO.

Of course, then again, that big point WAS against the "scabs" and you and Doc have written hundreds of posts about how freakin horrible the "scabs" are...so maybe it WASN'T such a big accomplishment after all!
 

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i'm a true "FAN" of my team and dont run and hide when they miss the playoffs, i dont run and hide when they lose three games in a row like some people around here, i support them when times are good, and when times are bad, and for once in the last several years, the Leafs are doing some very good things for the future and hopefully the present.......

You wish they lost three games in a row - now it's seven and counting.(Wouldn't it be cool if they went winless for the entire season? Even for the Maple Losers however that is probably impossible.)

Have to give you credit for loyalty though - 42 years of total failure, with the present and future looking even worse (!) and you still root for them. Good for you! Your blind loyalty in the face of all the contradictory facts is admirable.
 

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True the Leafs havnt won a cup in 42 years, but it will make it that much sweeter when it happens

True - it's just too bad none of us will still be alive when it happens. Oh well, maybe someone will invent a time machine iggy and you can travel 1000 years into the future to witness the possible miracle.
 

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i see my wagon parked at the bell centre joke touched a nerve, EHHHH????..... o well, least you still have your cooler and playboy mag to go back to making you smile since the SCABS are not turning that frown upside down:)...... i replenished the cooler with molsons for ya, on the house bro! (your gonna need em) :p



Yes, Gasbag Burke is a real “majician” – he magically transformed the Maple Craps from a mediocre team into a really terrible team! :eek:
 

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So with a bit of luck & less bad luck, the standings should read Toronto at 2-1, and Montreal at 0-4. Even most 'Habs experts' i've listened to on tv & radio talk shows admit that the Habs in reality could easily be 0-4 right now.

THE HABS SUCK AND HAVE BECOME AN EMBARASSMENT TO MONTREAL

How are the Leafs doing today Doc? Is it possible that their ZERO wins in 7 games could lead to them being called an embarrassment?

Pretty freakin' PATHETIC when the highlight of a team's season is its OT loss to the habs!
 

joelcairo

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i will tell ya why robert, because you see your team is not even as good as last year and for a scabs fan, thats scarry...... but then again, Halloween is this month :p

can you do me a favor bobby? quit being a fan of my Dallas Cowboys, i hate the idea of sharing with you :D........ just kidding bro

Agreed: Bobby's team isn't doing great.

Hey, how about those 0 and 7 Leafs?
 

lgna69xxx

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must give you credit gsg, your still here after the scabs lost 3 in a row unlike last year, but even after they have lost 5 in a row! :eek:........ maybe you can become a true fan, but then again, if toronto got off to a good start, well, we wouldnt hear so much as a peep from our lovable resident punching bag........ look on the bright side, you got atlanta next, oups, they are 4-1....... sorry :p


too funny :D
 
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I find it very funny that you guys still cheer for your Leafs and claim that they're great but at the same time you use them and the fact that the habs needed overtime to beat them as an example for how bad the habs are. You can't have it both ways. Either the Leafs are a good team and it was an accomplishment that the habs beat them, or they're terrible and so are the habs. Make up your mind!

As for salaries...well at least we're not paying Jeff Finger 3.5 million a year.

And RFA or not, there is no way that Price is worth the money you stated. He hasn't proven himself yet in any way to be worth that kind of money. Personally, I think and have always thought that he is highly over rated. And with the salary cap going down next year, I don't see anyone offering him that kind of a contract.

You're the only one (among other scab fans) on this board who's posted that he had his doubts about the Habs' signings on & after July 1st. It seemed to me that the other scab fans here had Stanley Cup fever.

I've admitted to this many times. The Leafs (and the Scabs) have bad teams. But the Leafs are better than their record shows. Even the Mtl media has admitted to this recently. As for the Scabs, maybe they're better than their record indicates, but personally, i'm not surprised & i've stated this from day 1. They were a small team who got smaller & threw millions at three 2nd liners, and the most expensive of the trio had done nothing in the past couple of seasons. And the defensive pick-ups? Spacek okay, but still overpaid. But Gill & Mara? At least Mara isn't overpaid.

I've been against the Jeff Finger signing from day 1. The day Cliff Fletcher signed him was the moment i realized the old man had totally lost it. Rumour has it that the highest offer Finger's agent had received until Cliff came knocking was in the $1.5 million range. Then the old man showed up offering $2 million more. Say what?? I've heard many different reasons why that kind of money was offered to a no-name & some are so ridiculous that they might actually be true.

Fletcher did a lot of damage to that team in his brief tenure as GM (two years ago). Sending a 2nd-round pick to the Coyotes for a dozen games of Yannick Perreault (whom they could have signed for free for a good part of the season) wasn't brilliant. Paying the likes of Darcy Tucker to go play elsewhere wasn't my cup-of-tea & he's come back to haunt them. If they didn't want him, they would have been better off sending him to the minors. But this was a character guy with the maple leaf tatooed to his heart who gave his all & played injured for the most part of his last season. That's how he got rewarded?

Fergie also did a lot of damage.....sending Tukka Rask to Boston for Andrew Raycroft was foolish. Even more, he extended Raycroft's contract & rewarded him with millions. Then Cliff pulled a Darcy Tucker & let him go & still paid him. Another brilliant move by Fergie (i'm being sarcastic) was sending a 1st rounder to San Jose for Vesa Toskala. Not only that, they had to accept their problem player in Mark Bell. Fergie got screwed again!! He got screwed so much that he could be called a hobbyist!! And all these long-term, no-trade multi-million $$ contracts he hadn't out. Embarrassing!!! But honestly, didn't Bob Gainey pull a Fergie by signing & overpaying all of these small free agents last summer? Only time will tell.

The problem with both teams (they have many problems, actually) is that they go into panic mode as soon as things start going south. I've been told that even though they show a brave face in public, both of these teams officials are currently in panic mode. I've been aware of the Leafs' plans to rebuild within a 5-year period since Brian Burke became GM. I'm willing to be patient. I actually applauded him for sending Nazem Kadri to the juniors after training camp, even though he might have been his best player. No need to rush him now. But considering how many 18-19 year olds are currently starring for their respective teams (ex-Avalance & Rangers), i'm not sure if he shouldn't have kept Kadri. He told him to go to the juniors & dominate. Isn't that putting a lot of pressure on the kid? Isn't it putting a large target on his back for the other teams? Only time will tell if it was the right move. Kadri admitted last week that he actually had a hard time accepting the Leafs' decision. Can't blame the kid. Upon further reflection, Mtl did the same thing with Guillaume Latendresse & so far, he's been a major bust.
 

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It seemed to me that the other scab fans here had Stanley Cup fever.

Where did I say the Habs would win the Cup this season? Unlike you, I don't go back and edit / erase my posts when I'm wrong.

But the Leafs are better than their record shows.

yeah right - classic cop out from Leaf fans

I've been aware of the Leafs' plans to rebuild within a 5-year period since Brian Burke became GM. .

Interesting. Only now (when your team is winless in seven) do you start using this “rebuilding mode” term – how convenient!
 
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