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The Leafs are soooo bad that every time I speak to anyone from Toronto, I get this introduction line:
I'm from Toronto, but really I'm not a Leafs fan Im a ...name any other 29 nhl teams ... fan :p
this is getting beyond pathetic...
 
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kimthesexystripper said:
The Leafs are soooo bad that every time I speak to anyone from Toronto, I get this introduction line:
I'm from Toronto, but really I'm not a Leafs fan Im a ...name any other 29 nhl teams ... fan :p
this is getting beyond pathetic...
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Every time I speak to someone from Toronto, they LIE and say they're from somewhere...ANYWHERE...else!

Right now there are only four people in the world who admit to liking the leafs: Doc Holliday, his adoring fan lggy, Brian Burke, and Ron Wilson - and I think those LAST two are about to give up on the leafs also!
 
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Looking at the way the Leafs are playing, I think that Wilson and Burke gave up on them a long time ago. Right now they're just going through the motions and waiting for next year. And golf season of course.
 
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kimthesexystripper said:
The Leafs are soooo bad that every time I speak to anyone from Toronto, I get this introduction line:
I'm from Toronto, but really I'm not a Leafs fan Im a ...name any other 29 nhl teams ... fan :p
this is getting beyond pathetic...
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With those kind of childish remarks, don't quit your day job! :D
 
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Kings score five in another horror show compliments of the cookie monster. :rolleyes:

5 down, 5 to go.

BTW why were the Leafs honoring René Angélil last night? :confused:

Oh wait a minute my mistake, that was Tiger Williams. I tend to get them confused because they look so much alike and because they both had similar lifetime stats with the Leafs. ;)
 
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Tempers flare as coach cracks whip

Colton Orr dropped his gloves with the intention of punching out Luke Schenn

http://www.torontosun.com/sports/hockey/2010/01/27/12639881-qmi.html
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Orr hasn't challenged anyone since being destroyed by Matt Carkner back on December 14 (you remember way back when the Leafs were one of the NHL's top teams :D) so I guess challenging a teammate who can't fight should be seen as progress. :rolleyes:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=djIrAQQYzHE

PS. Love the comment on Youtube "if you look closely, you will see Colton Orr hit Matt Carkner right on the fist with his right eye, than he collapses" ;)
 
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Wilson blames media

Wilson also found an old rack on which to hang the team’s woes. The media. Evidently, we’re big meanies. He chastised a media scrum after practice Thursday, noting he never sees reporters talk to anyone about something positive.

“You’re like sharks,” he said. “I see it every day. You always go for the negative ... when somebody gets nicked a bit, you’re there.”

http://www.torontosun.com/sports/columnists/bill_lankhof/2010/01/28/12656301-qmi.html
 
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Congrats to the leafs - before their overtime loss to Jersey, they were a miserable 2-7-1 in their last 10 games.

Due to their latest overtime loss, their record in their last 10 has "improved" (ha ha) to 2-6-2.

This sad sack bunch of rejects is just about the only team in sports that can IMPROVE its record by LOSING! What a bunch of zeroes!
 
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joelcairo said:
Congrats to the leafs - before their overtime loss to Jersey, they were a miserable 2-7-1 in their last 10 games.

Due to their latest overtime loss, their record in their last 10 has "improved" (ha ha) to 2-6-2.

This sad sack bunch of rejects is just about the only team in sports that can IMPROVE its record by LOSING! What a bunch of zeroes!
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....And they even find a way to blow a 3 zip lead and lose against former goalie Raycroft!;):D
 
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Canucks win 5-3.

This loss was particularly enjoyable to watch seeing as they did have a 3-0 lead. The downfall was led by Philly the 5.5 kid who disappeared after 5 minutes of the first period obviously feeling quite content with his performance. :rolleyes: This most recent humiliation combined with Carolina's fourth win in a row drops the Leafs back to the 15th spot in the East where they belong.

6 down, 4 to go.

PS. Loved seeing Raycroft waving to the fans in the final minute, you just can't script something that good. :D
 
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