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The SP's I saw recently ranged from mediocre to ugly, despite rave reviews here...

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jalimon

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Cannot believe this thread is still going on. A guy with an history of 7 negative post made 5 years ago comes back and does an anonymous rant that the 8 girls he saw in Montreal were ugly... And we are all here debating. Fuck some even agree with him. He is either just a troll or an old fart.

Come on guys get real.

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Halloween Mike

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I have yet to be with an escort that I did not enjoy being with, for one, I am the one that picked her and if I don’t have a great time guess who’s fault it is. Do your research well.

Well yes and no. I mean you can do all research you want and play "carefully" but sometimes things get derailed. A cancellation... or your in town for something else and nobody on your top 5 is working that night, stuff like that. At least if you use the best agencies we all know and love, you know it won't be "classified ads horrible" but it could still be average...

Its tricky sometimes.



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Some peeps even prefer tight pants (Hey Mike!! If we see each other this year I'll have tight leggings/yoga pants and a band shirt ;p)

Sounds great, but now the big question is, can you speak that russian as well as you written it? :p Потому что было бы очень жарко слышать русский в сексе :)
 

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Honestly I used Google translate because my knowledge of russian is very limited LOL but I plan on learning it one day :)
 

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Cannot believe this thread is still going on. A guy with an history of 7 negative post made 5 years ago comes back and does an anonymous rant that the 8 girls he saw in Montreal were ugly... And we are all here debating. Fuck some even agree with him.

It is poor logic to assume that the number of posts someone has determines the truth of any given statement. That being said, I find the OP's views harsh and even mean-spirited. This however, has nothing to do with how many posts or reviews he has.
As others have said, it is this type of faulty logic that discourages new reviewers from contributing. The board's usefulness and vitality depends upon new posters. Condemning someone's views based on post count actually undermines the credibility of the person criticising the new/infrequent poster.

The issue of rating inflation is a legitimate one. There are some posters who seem more objective and experience leads us to better read between the lines. The board mods also post who has been suspended for shilling. This is somewhat helpful, though it isn't much of a surprise to see the names in those posts...

Lastly, like most posters here, I have met some SPs, including "superstars" who I was not attracted to. Some of these providers nonetheless offered a great session and I enjoyed their company. When reviewing some of them, I could understand the desire to inflate a physical description rating. The key is to avoid being hurtful towards providers without deceiving fellow reviewers. Couldn't this simply be accomplished by omitting a rating or physical description?
 

jalimon

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This however, has nothing to do with how many posts or reviews he has.

You are correct on that except here: 1. all his very few post were negative 2. 5 years ago...

If he was to be taken seriously he would have done real reviews. He would have been helpful.

The issue of rating inflation is a legitimate one.

I don't think so. Because rating inflation can in no way be proved. I have never given rating because of that. I like girls that many don't. I would give a 9 on some girl and would be accused of inflating... We are not rating the new 2019 sports cars that just came into the market here.

Couldn't this simply be accomplished by omitting a rating or physical description?

No. One just need to learn to take rating with a grain of salt. It's just one factor of the equation. Physical description are very useful. Sometimes someone will say badly that he did not like the girl because her ass was too big. I read that and I say Yes finally a girl for me haha

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jalimon

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Hmmm.... most old farts think just about any young girl that is willing to give them an enthusiastic BBBJ is gorgeous beyond belief, even without being intoxicated.
You will know this in the not too distant future;)

Shit I am in no way an old fart but I have already reached what you describe haha
 

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Yeah... to a 18 to 21 yr old anyone over 35 is an old fart.
 

Kinky Cinderella

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*eat popcorn* wow this thread is stupid but very entertaining hahaha

I seriously hope you are eating your pop corn in a sexy dress and thigh high with garter at least...
 

jalimon

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*eat popcorn* wow this thread is stupid but very entertaining hahaha

Finally someone that sees the light!! My god I tough it would never happened!

This thread is fucking shit. This thread is a t-shirt. Useless and easily replaceable but fuck everyone seems to have something to say about it.
 

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hungry101

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I have yet to be with an escort that I did not enjoy being with, for one, I am the one that picked her and if I don’t have a great time guess who’s fault it is. Do your research well.
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This is the beauty of Montreal. Stick with the top rated agencies and well reviewed Indies of MERB and you can't go wrong. Montreal may cost a little more but service is consistently good here. Travel around the world with me, Sam. We'll have a great time but there will be a few bum steers.
 

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I started the popcorn yesterday, sorry I didn't share with anyone.

Good thread ! The part I may be enjoying the most is seeing how it gets under Jalimon's skin... :)

My $0.02 on the topic. I dived into the Montreal scene last year more than any previous year, and saw 55 different ladies across both escort and massage. I think it's a good sample size to provide an opinion. By my quick estimate and preferences (which I'd say are fairly normal), I'd say 21 were above average / definitely good looking, 24 were average / fine, and 10 were below average / not my type. I generally had a good to very good time with ladies in all three categories. Physical appearance is often an important criteria for me so that's why I may appear to have so many in the first category (i.e., I wasn't sampling randomly). Only a few were DDG though. In the last category, I'd say my pick was influenced because the lady offered something unique or was the only option available. In fact I repeated with two in the last category.

I agree the photos and sometimes the reviews can overstate things, but I'd say the OP probably had some bad luck too, and/or has higher standards than most guys.
 

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HM,

I plan well ahead, usually a week or two and always with Indys, so I have never been disappointed, and if for some reason there is a cancellation, not a big deal, I am local, I just reschedule for the following week.

Wish i had that luxury. Personally even if i plan ahead there is always a risk of cancellation, wich in that case i already made the trip to MTL, and paid my hotel room, so i got to go with the flow... :/

This year tough, more than likely ill be in town on specific days for something else, so i have no idea who i am gonna see really. Best i can do is make a top 10 and look on that day who work and pick someone on it.
 

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In Conclusion:

Montreal is the best place I have found to hobby in North America. It is the only place I know where you can session with 18-24 year old college girls of French descent. The service of Montreal's reputable agency girls and indies are the best and most consistent of any place I know. I can spend a lot less in other geographies but the prices in Montreal are the best in North America (save Tijuana) and you can walk the streets of Montreal in relative safety.

I love Brazil but ticket prices are in the $1,000's of dollars and you have to fly all night to get there. It is not as safe and you had better speak Portuguese. I have met a fellow hobbyist that had a gun put to their head while he emptied his safe. I love Germany and the FKKs but that too is an expensive ticket and you have to fly all night to get there as well. The service is not as consistent as Montreal - especially for newbies. Also, in the FKK clubs I like to go such as Sharks, with the girls I like to go with and the services I desire, with currency conversion, prices are comparable on an hourly basis to Montreal. I worked this out in the FKK review section and I stand by the numbers.

Montreal is where I started and it will always be "home court" for me.
 

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"Montreal is where I started and it will always be "home court" for me."


Amen brother, especially if you include the European feel of the city, the shopping, restaurants, festivals, nightlife, the incredible hot, hot women in the downtown area(which is why Montreal makes all of the top ten lists for the cities with the hottest women in the world), nothing beats Montreal.:thumb:
 

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Nice job hungry101 - I am of the same opinion - though have not done the FKK scene nor Brazil (not into latin american chicks in general).
 

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Montreal is the best place I have found to hobby in North America. It is the only place I know where you can session with 18-24 year old college girls of French descent. The service of Montreal's reputable agency girls and indies are the best and most consistent of any place I know. I can spend a lot less in other geographies but the prices in Montreal are the best in North America (save Tijuana) and you can walk the streets of Montreal in relative safety.

I could have written this paragraph myself. There is no other city in North America that can hold a candle to Montreal in terms of looks, service, selection, price and safety.
 

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A mediocre looking woman can be dressed up to look like a 10/10. I went to a SP once and she was dressed in a faux leather skirt with high heeled boots see through blouse and leather vest. Hair and makeup perfect. She really turned me on. I will bet she looks mediocre when she is shopping for groceries at Maxi.
 
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