Last time when I was all prepared and waiting I looked again at myself in the mirror and added another $20 to the envelope…
That is one of the funniest thing I ever read here haha!
Rosbos on the other hand would have grab 20$ out
What do you do to make yourself more appealing for meetings
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That is one of the funniest thing I ever read here haha!
Rosbos on the other hand would have grab 20$ out
Gotta agree ...
ound:If there were a vote for funniest post ever read on merb, Minutemenx would get my vote for his post above. I’m still laughing!
All this talk of nails reminds me. I always trim my fingernails before a rendezvous but a few months ago an SP was on her knees giving me a blowjob and I took a step...and gave her knee a nice gash. I forgot about my toes! So embarrassing.
I would like to read more comments from Rosie, Dalila & any of the other ladies please. Advice from other gentlemen is very amusing, but advice from females is valuable. I learned long ago to never take a man's advice on how to please women. If you really want to please a woman, maybe its best to just ask that woman.
Dalila poem are for bf/gf. For these types of meetings I would not waste time on poems. I hardly chit-chat
Fly it's a good idea to follow Twitter of girls. I so much want to see back April Rose mostly because of her Twitter stuff.
Cheers,
That is probably just a cavity. I went to a dentist for a tooth whitening and I was told that doing them with cavities could damage the tooth with a cavity, she fixed every single small thing I had before making the tooth whitening mold.
Jalimon, based on your posts & posts about you, you are a man of great charisma & I think many SPs are pleased to see you. Words can be an effective form of foreplay, but I think you are probably much more of a man of action. For me - I am happy to recite a poem if it puts a more passionate woman in a better mood. Hell, I would sing O Canada if it would contribute to a better response from the lady. For me, I need to visit for a little while to get comfortable anyway. I guess that's the most important preparation for a visit to an SP - I've got to be myself & be comfortable. My partner can't relax if I can't do so myself.
What the hell is with this anal bleaching? It sounds inhumane for either males or females. I've never had a clean partner with an odor issue & why would anyone want to lighten the natural color of their skin? I would hate for a female to think she needs to bleach herself. The change in pigment & texture of the skin tells me I am reaching a very sensitive & sexy place. Take a look at the photo of one of Merb's more active posters at the top of her Indy ad. There is still a little left to the imagination, but I find that to be incredibly sexy - both in photos & in person.
Its easier to bleach your asshole than wipe it? Hmm, me I’d rather also take shower. Anyways, this afternoon salty is showing me his analator 2000.1 over tea. Pretty soon we will both have bleached assholes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vGCIGEUB32M
comes to mind, but i'm pretty sure i'm just indulging a reply you know holds no water.
comes to mind, but i'm pretty sure i'm just indulging a reply you know holds no water.
Society freaked out about double dipping chips years ago and now we have gone to eating ass and anal bleaching. Real progress.
Alright. To bring this thread back on track. Here’s another tip. I usually book early appointments and work from home a lot. 200 sit-ups and 100 push ups. I feel confident after about being naked! It worked like a charm with Sonia last week
When I lived along the Gulf Coast, I heard of a folk remedy for a sagging scrotum: One needs to coat his testicles in a thick layer of chicken fat for 6-12hrs. As this can result in an unpleasant odor, the scrotum should be soaked in a cup of turpentine for several minutes afterwards. This remedy is supposed to have a smoothing & tightening effect on the skin. I never gave this much consideration when I was young, but gravity is finally beginning to have an effect. I am considering using this technique when seeing a lady I particularly want to impress. I would probably also take a shower before seeing her as I am not certain how pleasant the turpentine might taste.
So, I gave this remedy a try - the chicken fat part actually went pretty well. Turpentine, however is NOT a good idea for that part of the body. I got some in the tip & wound up having to cancel my date. The skin seemed to smooth out some, but I believe any tightening was a result of the pain I was experiencing. The skin is beginning to peel a couple days later, but everything else seems normal. How do I delete my original post? I don't want anyone else to have this experience. Surgery is probably a more practical option.
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